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When sazed became harmony do you think he got an urge to pickle stuff?

Answer the question Twink Bussler 🧐

yea i will be making the same joke twice im allowed to

Muehehehehe. I got two of my friends to read this “fun fantasy series called Stormlight Archive”

Tricked my friend into starting reading mistborn now he's going to be stuck here forever

Something something Venli did nothing wrong something something

I feel bad because like I text them so much but how do I explain to them that I don’t expect a response I just like talking to them? But I feel so bad cuz I feel like I’m bothering them. Any advice?

YES. THE HONORHONORHONORHONORBLADE

Why don't they just melt all the honorblades in just one mega honorblade whit all the surges, are they stupid?

They are indeed making nukes

They're making nukes!?!?!?

no speech bubble was as funny as just having them standing there saying nothing

miss when this lot actually got to have fun for once

Cultivation is so fucking real for finally showing up 8 days before the duel lmaooo same energy as walking into a work meeting 30 min late with a large Dunkin’ iced coffee

GRRRRRRR. I NEEEEEEED IT.

Adolin & Kaladin, feat fancy suits from pinterest ✨

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

I feel bad for Lightsong. He should've been part of a sitcom but instead has to deal with stuff like politics and existential dread

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

In my opinion, there was no Zane-elend-vin triangle. That was just Zane being crazy after vin showered him basic human decency

Thoughts after reading Well of Ascension (SPOILERS)

I liked Elend way way more in this one than in Final Empire

I also thought Zane was a pretty interesting character, so interesting I was kind of sad when he died

In fact, I liked all of the new characters, speaking of which

WHYYYYY TINDWYL WHYYYY

I'm not kidding, how could you do this to me Brandon

The climax of this book is insane, and probably my favorite so far

Sorry for rambling, but it seemed like a lot of people didn't like the Zane-Elend-Vin love triangle? To be honest it was the best love triangle I've ever seen, and seemed like a pretty natural continuation of Vin's story.

TenSoon impersonating OreSuer was the first twist I guessed in a Sanderson story, but it took me a long while

Overall, I'm really interested to see where the story goes, especially Sazed's and Spook's, both of whom were pretty big standouts

I absolutely love that video. I follow reddoons more than maypick but I still watched that video

Not sure if I've ever seen anything as funny as Mapicc destroying Woogie(and then Pangi) while almost throwing up and thinking Pfizer was a subscriber. 😂

Video: I Played LifeSteal on Drugs(Maypick)

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

Cosmere Inktober day 7: Age

I drew Hoid, one of the oldest character's in the Cosmere.

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

So would you say, “hey that’s a Gkpmnice outfit”

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

I WAS SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP PISSING AND SHITTING. IN THAT ORDER. BRANDON. WHY.

SPOILERS

Stormlight 5 Chapter 20:

Me (I’ve read Sunlit Man):