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I think Gavilar should have read the entirety of Way of Kings aloud and attained radiance in the middle of a random paragraph <3
The blueray actually has more
Immediately imagined how in an adaptation the passion spren would form a tasteful blur around Adolin and Shallan's love making.
I HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE! I got heir Gavinor, I got Queen Navani, I got the prospect of King Sebarial and QUEEN PALONA! And the cherry on top is KING KALADIN STORMBLESSED WHAT!
PLEASE NO. I DKNT KNOW IF I COULD TAKE THAT.
I love the idea of King Kal, and a Windrunner being king of Urithiru/the Radiants always made more sense to me than a Bondsmith considering the Windrunners’ herald was Jezrien, but if it means Dalinar and Navani have to die first I DON’T WANT IT.
Do you think that rhyshadiums are like horse radiants? Bonded to music spren?
I am 100% sure that gallant can fly. Like feed that horse som spheres and watch him take off
This man was gonna get a degree.
This man was going to attend medical school
ACE JASNAH LETS GOOOO
Brandon said old people fucking rights
I giggled for so long. Considering they don’t really even follow vorinism that devoutly she was just doing to make him uncomfortable
Fen covering just her safehand and then asking if everything is better now is iconic
You go queen
I feel like if anyone could make it work it would be them.
Sanderson was so real with that shower scene. One person wanting to batter off their epidermis with a Highstorm. The other person wanting to boil away their flesh with magma. Neither person really being able to share the stream because of both space limitations and fundamental discontent with the aforementioned temperature and pressure. Thinking shower sex is a great idea because you’ve never done it…Oh, Adolin, my dear sweet summer child… 🥹
At first, I said I wouldn’t write a fic about it because the reality of shower sex sucks and the only hot thing about it is the water, when you’re the one lucky enough to be under it (assuming you’re not the one being burned), but maybe I will write one just to show why it sucks. Shallan and Adolin are about to find out that almost anywhere else is better for fucking than in the shower…
He’s so slay for that
No. After how they’d parted, they’d do the proper thing: ignore it and let it fester.
how very Alethi of you, Adolin
I WAS SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP PISSING AND SHITTING. IN THAT ORDER. BRANDON. WHY.
SPOILERS
Stormlight 5 Chapter 20:
Me (I’ve read Sunlit Man):
Cultivation is so fucking real for finally showing up 8 days before the duel lmaooo same energy as walking into a work meeting 30 min late with a large Dunkin’ iced coffee
thinking about how alethi doorframes and stuff are made for taller people since theyre just a taller race generally.. but shinovar is a different story i need kaladin to be hitting his head on EVERYTHING in stormlight 5
"What is coming?"
YOUR LEGACY.
THESE WORDS ARE NOT ACCEPTED.
I HAVE SEEN A GLIMPSE OF WHAT IS COMING. I WILL NOT PREVENT IT.
Interesting WAT theory from Reddit: Colot was replaced by the kandra on Roshar and him stepping down from the Windrunners is when it happened. I could get behind it.