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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
“Chess? I’ve been around since before humans invented the concept of games, so a game as old as chess would be be in my favour without a doubt. I would advice you to choose again, and pick something you’re familiar with.” Death said as they presented every board and video game ever created.
5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel is such a bullshit game
Nobody wins this on skill
You win after bumbling for a hundred or so moves and accidentally lining your queen up in a way that if it travels to the past of an alternate dimension is can kill one of thirty enemy kings that exist across all EVERYTHING
I've played this so many times and the only strategy I have so far is, if you're about to be checkmated, redefine presence. Your impossible to stop oncoming death won't take place because it's technically in the future which hasn't happened yet
Can we go back and time and kill the original inventor of chess please?
OKAY
The computer is better at dimension jumping then you are
The computer is better at time travel then you are
The computer understand both clearly while you struggle to grasp the concept because your brain doesn't work that way
The computer will know that its queen checks your king two turns back in an alternant timeline, and you won't
At least that's been my experience so far
So the trick is to be better at normal chess then it is, limit the creation of alternate timelines as much as possible
And if that fails go back to plan A, travel back in time to redefine the present and avoid an inevitable checkmate until you get lucky
5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel is such a bullshit game
Nobody wins this on skill
You win after bumbling for a hundred or so moves and accidentally lining your queen up in a way that if it travels to the past of an alternate dimension is can kill one of thirty enemy kings that exist across all EVERYTHING
I've played this so many times and the only strategy I have so far is, if you're about to be checkmated, redefine presence. Your impossible to stop oncoming death won't take place because it's technically in the future which hasn't happened yet
Can we go back and time and kill the original inventor of chess please?
my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today