What Can I Say...

what can i say...

Why Are We Like This?

We wanted Sten, we couldn’t have him.

We wanted The Arishok, we couldn’t have him.

And finally…

BioWare gave us Iron Bull

A Romancable Qunari…

But we wanted….

KREM.

Bigger Villains in Inquisition than Corypheus

the requisition officer

that One Fucking Shard in the hinterlands

despair demons when they somersault away from you and you’re playing a melee fighter

despair demons that somersault so far away that when your melee fighter runs after them the rift they came out of resets

the quickbar with its only eight spaces

“requires deft hands, fine tools” 

the specialisation trainers that won’t train you until you fucking open up a new area and go and capture a keep and then go back to skyhold to do a scouting operation and then go back to the area to finally pick up a shit piece of loot from a random enemy and they don’t even tell you where you can find the enemies

banters that only happen every 15+ minutes

the chantry

hawke, flirting with aveline: am i going too far?

aveline: no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you’re going to jail.

sten: pet names? don’t be ridiculous. the warden and i do not use pet names.

leliana: oh, i see. and listen, how do you call that little baked thing you have in your hand?

sten: cookie?

warden: yes, dear?

sten: ...

leliana: don’t ever lie to my face again.