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pistachio

i have died everyday waiting for you, so look me in the eye.

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Isa: If Google Matched People Up By Their Browsing History, It Could Be The Greatest Online Dating Website

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.


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2 years ago

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!


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1 year ago

Please follow, share, and interact with Madleen @palestinianmother's videos on tiktok to help bring more awareness to her campaign. Here is the link to her tiktok page:

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40madleen.life%3F_t%3D8lHuuEQq1eJ%26_r%3D1&t=YWY5MzY5MDRjNGNjMzMxY2JmMDM0MGUwNDZlYmY1ZjhmZDgzMzIyZiwxNGNlYjlhZmVkZmY2YmE2ZjY0Mzc1ODIzOThkZmY0ZmQ0NmRlYzJl&ts=1712364764

Please also share her gfm link and donate if you can:

Donate to Help Madleen's Family From Gaza, organized by Rajaa E
gofundme.com
Hi, I am Madleen, a Palestinian from Gaza. I'm reaching out to you, seeking your help for me a… Rajaa E needs your support for Help Madleen'
2 years ago

Jake: If you turn a pizza inside out, is it still called a pizza or?

Isa: That’s technically spaghetti.


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2 years ago

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.


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2 years ago

Isa: I am going to name my kid Pac-man so he can see ghosts.


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