Isa: I Only Have 6 Weeks Left To Live.

Isa: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Jake: Oh my god, really?!

Isa: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.

Isa: Hand me the people opener.

Jake: ...

Jake: Pardon?

Isa, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Isa: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Jake: Knife. It's called a knife.

Jake: Light travels faster than sound.

Isa: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.