The Relationship Between Anakin And R2D2 Is The Same As The Relationship Between Ms. Joke And Aizawa

The relationship between Anakin and R2D2 is the same as the relationship between Ms. Joke and Aizawa and no I will not be taking any questions

Cops parked in bike lanes are a real problem, luckily, there is a solution...

Do it. I will read it

I read ONE fic with Fox and Jaster Mereel in the same room and now I want to write a fic about them. Fox time travels and saves Jaster and accidentally brings him home. Fox is now just trying to do his job while his new father follows him around and gives him life advice and tries to fight politicians while having no context for anything ever. Very light hearted. Fox texts his batch for help in getting rid of him but no one believes him until they are on coruscant and are forcefully adopted by the dead king of madalore. Fox is desperately trying to keep Boba (who he got out of jail and is trying unsuccessfully to domesticate) away from his grandfather cause he fears what will happen if they meet.

Fox: One time I was really hopped-up on painkillers. I snuck out from the medbay to go to work. I kissed a Senator's wife and to make sure he wasn't mad about it I kissed him too...I blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said "did you make it home safe baby? ❤"

Fox: Anyway we're married now

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"