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Tiny!Luke, somehow off planet: this place has so much water! We'll be rich if I bring this home
*accidentally restarts the tatooine water cycle*
cerasi + Neild: *distract Quigon so obi can take his cyber out of his saber*
Obi wan, 2 months later: *sticks peices of shattered cyber in his hair*
Obi wan kenobi: laser eyes
Silas: mand'alor, when I went to check on the prisoners one claimed to be literally climbing the walls with boredom
Jaster Mereel: what did you do about it?
S: I gave him a translation dictionary and the Supercommando Codex.
J: why are you laughing?
S: it wasn't a basic dictionary
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Elsewhere
Quinlan Vos, hanging off the wall like Spiderman: obi why are you not paying attention to me :(
Obi-wan: I am trying to read this book. It's difficult, since the translation dictionary is in shyyriwook but the parts I can read are absolutely fascinating.
Q: why is my best friend a nerd 😭
A songwriter clone, composing an album
Song 1: rambling on about their wonderful jedi
Song 2: yelling about how their jedi won't wear armor
Random question: what would various jedi's spidersonas look like? The clone commanders?
Someone should make an edit of anakin, padmr and Obi-wan to the tune of "no longer you" from Epic The Musical
trans!tim: she's a cisgender woman, she can't get me pregnant.
Bruce: she's zeus's child, therefore it is possible
Bruce: was Kent the father?
Tim: omg you let go of Cassie only to go for my.dead best friend? Shame on you.
Barry: is this baby bart's?
Tim: why would you be so insensitive? :(
Cassie sandsmark: tim I know I said I'd raise these clone-babies with you but I do need to know who the dad is.
Tim: oh the babies are an even mix of all 4 of us
Cassie: what 😐
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
nvm he killed nadar
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
On the bright side, fisto is just so cool.
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
modern au
fox: family dinner Saturday
Fox: dinner, not meeting. Purely recreational
Rex: 0.o fox wants to meet with family? This must be an emergency.
Fox: fiancé wants to meet the family
*group chat explodes*
so I was rewatching the OT earlier and I was wondering
WHERE DO ALL THE SABERS KEEP COMING FROM?
Every time Vaders saber is destroyed he shows up 20 mins later with another one ???
Did he just steal the sabers from the jedi he killed at o66? He seems to have a limitless supply.
why do I only admire the people who bomb buildings with themselves inside?
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
Master luminara is so pretty when she smiles
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
codywan pirate au but the pirates aren't a well known terrifying crew of fierce warriors, theyre barely considered muggers by the naval forces.
They've never killed anyone, they save people being attacked by other pirates, they just want your money.
When navy General kenobi gets captured he asks them what they're doing wandering around the ocean and pirate captain Cody is like
Do you know just how many illegitimate children my father had? If I didn't become a pirate I wouldn't be able to feed them all. Especially since he has a legitimate son now and no longer provides money to the rest of us. That b*stard is a duke and my brothers are starving.
And obi wan is like
I'll pay your bills. It'll piss off my grandpa.
Dogpiling a lightsaber-weilding insectoid cyborg is... an interesting choice, troopers
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
Su's voice holy crap
interacting with source material after joining the Fandom thru fic is so funny because wym this pouty bastard is the terrible General Grevous
Anakin is in a mafia, but not a mafia au.
During his junior padawan years he sneaks out to go podracing and winds up pit fighting on the recommendation of someone he doesn't know is in a crime syndicate
Somehow, "you're good at pit fighting, how do you feel about standing behind me and looking threatening during a few ... meetings"
Becomes
"You need me to send someone to tattooing? Oh to check on your mom. Sure thing"
And
"Your senatorial lady friend's Clone Rights Bill is facing strong pushback? Let me make a few calls."
Anakin never realizes that he has become the heir to a criminal empire.
The relationship between Anakin and R2D2 is the same as the relationship between Ms. Joke and Aizawa and no I will not be taking any questions
YOU THERE
HALT !!!
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