A Songwriter Clone, Composing An Album

A songwriter clone, composing an album

Song 1: rambling on about their wonderful jedi

Song 2: yelling about how their jedi won't wear armor

Dear jedi order,

You have activated my trap card, Love(manipulation) and Care(using the Force to destabilize knight Skywalkers sanity)

Because I have shown him Love and Care, knight Skywalker has changed his name to Darth Vader. He will be marching on your temple to slaughter your younglings in approximately 2 minutes.

Warmest regards,

Emperor Palpatine

Silas: mand'alor, when I went to check on the prisoners one claimed to be literally climbing the walls with boredom

Jaster Mereel: what did you do about it?

S: I gave him a translation dictionary and the Supercommando Codex.

J: why are you laughing?

S: it wasn't a basic dictionary

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Elsewhere

Quinlan Vos, hanging off the wall like Spiderman: obi why are you not paying attention to me :(

Obi-wan: I am trying to read this book. It's difficult, since the translation dictionary is in shyyriwook but the parts I can read are absolutely fascinating.

Q: why is my best friend a nerd 😭

Someone should make an edit of anakin, padmr and Obi-wan to the tune of "no longer you" from Epic The Musical

Obi-wan kenobi, fallin through the force finding a scarred teenling who was abandoned to war too soon almost being murdered by another teenling abandoned to war too soon: hello child, do you need a mentor in the ways of the force? Or, alternatively, assistance finding a mentor you do have?

Azula (and maul): KENOBIIIII

You're assuming he bothers introducing himself as anything other than "Annabeths boyfriend"

Percy is not good at being respectful, let alone formal.

Nico: now, with this goddess you introduce yourself using titles, with the most important first. So I'd be Nico di Angelo, ambassador of pluto, wanderer of the Pit.

Percy: ok.

Percy: hi, I'm percy jackson, boyfriend of Annabeth...