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[DC] Conner: but it wouldn’t be the saaaame 😫😫😫

Part two

From teen titans (2003) #13

There’s no explaining your way out of this one Clark

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[DC] lord give me one more chance

it will forever be hilarious to me that tim is Gun Batman and not jason

bc like all plot and trauma aside imagine how fucking pissed off jason would be

random time traveling villain: ah yes, the batman who kills, it’s good to finally meet you

jason: oh? i didn’t realize i’d be famous in the future, so you want an autograph—

tim: for the love of god, you become a gun wielding murderer once and suddenly no one lets you forget it.

tim: can’t i get a new thing now, like the tech robin, or the skateboard robin? hell i’d even take the spleenless wonder

jason, slightly offended and very confused: excuse me?

kon: …we don’t like talking about it

Doodle from earlier idk

@mamawasatesttube reblogged this sketch and reminded me i wanted to do a digital version

also go read Straight on till morning if you haven't already

Clark: What's going on?

Bart: Kon thinks homophobic means 'Afraid of gay people'

Kon standing in the middle of an anti-gay protest with Tim: If I don't have a million dollars on my doorstep by tomorrow I will kiss this boy on the mouth in front of your children!

I'm a timbern girlie 100% but what do you think, random strangers?

Do not ship him with the other batkids/bruce they are his family. I will delete your comment.

(I feel like my posts are getting pretty negative lately so here have another poll! I love posting these, you have no idea how much I hold back!)

Just found out in the Romani language Kon means who but in Kryptonian it is a slur for clones that translates to abomination

So just imagine this

Tim: This is my teammate Superboy or Kon-El

Kon: Wassup

Dick: So his name translates to who…?

Tim: No. His name is a Kryptonian slur for clones that translates to “abomination”

Dick: OH MY GOD THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE

Kon: Yep…

👀👀

I'm keeping this in my back pocket to freak out over later /lh

too many people saying “tim should break up with bernard and date kon.” ALSO too many people saying “tim and bernard and kon should all date each other.” not nearly enough people saying that tim and bernard should continue to date and bernard and kon should like, actually get along. like they all go to the arcade together. they take road-trips and have movie nights and text each other stupid pictures to make each other laugh. and bernard gets to be the damsel in distress and get rescued by robin all the time, and then eventually of course tim reveals his identity to him and bernard is like, so psyched because he’s dating robin, and he’s friends with superboy. and bernard keeps getting himself into shit and robin keeps rescuing him, and bernard totally plays up the damsel in distress act and then gets to go back to titans tower and watch movies and eat pizza and fight with superboy over the last slice and fall asleep on robin’s chest before the credits roll and it’s great. and then one day bernard ends up in peril and robin can’t make it, so it’s superboy who shows up. it’s superboy who reaches out a hand to pull bernard back from the ledge and bernard takes his hand and knows he’s safe now but then there’s like, a moment. and bernard would probably miss it if he hadn’t spent so much time around kon by now, but for a split second there’s something completely blank on superboy’s face, and his grip on bernard loosens just a little, and in that moment bernard realizes that he’s thinking about dropping him. he’s thinking about how easy it would be to just. let go. bernard’s only human. he’s fragile in a way that none of the rest of them are and he’s really, really easy to kill. and then it would just be tim and kon. tim and kon making the high score on the ddr machine at the arcade. tim and kon watching movies and eating pizza back at the tower. nobody in their way. no bernard in his way. and like obviously kon doesn’t let go. he rescues bernard and tim comes just in time to pull bernard into like the biggest bone crushing hug and to sob into his shoulder and whisper i thought i lost you, and it’s only bernard that will look at kon then, and see all the pain and longing and rage that everyone else somehow never noticed. and they’ll go back to the tower and put some cheesy 80s movie on the tv, and tim will fuss over bernard all night long, and every time he plays with bernard’s hair or kisses his cheek, bernard will look at kon and see that same stony expression. that same look of resignation that he can never have the thing he wants the most, and bernard will wonder if kon saved him because he actually likes him, and it was the right thing to do, or if he weighed the options and realized that if he had let go tim never would have forgiven him. that for all his godlike powers, tim would still never choose him.

yeah not enough people saying that.

THEY ARE THE CUNTIEST SILLIEST GROUP OF FRIENDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Outfit swap⭐️

Ok I know this is a hehehaha post-

BUT‼️‼️

There’s this rlly good yj98 fic exploring this topic! Pretty new so gotta wait longer for the fic to expand on other characters.

Young Gods by CoSMICHEARTZ

more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

kon el conner kent

Reign of The Supermen.

Bernard has a tiktok that's just thirst traps of both of his boyfriends. He films them when they don't know, just mid work out or chopping wood for Ma and Pa and looking absurdly sexy, and at the end he switches to front facing camera of himself looking on, sometimes with a drink, looking very smug.

Tim: Men have prostutes in their ass for a reason, people!

Kon: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.

Tim: Character development.

Kon: Hey Tim,

Tim: Yes?

Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tim:

Tim: Where’s Bart?

Kon: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Tim: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Kon: Stop.

imagining someone the baby (matt/terry) and trying to pick him up when b is carrying him and bruce just pulling them closer while giving them a side-eye like "what are you trying to do?" at the same time as judging has already taken place in your life

That person immediately regretted try to carry the baby

Ok let's imagine that Terry born when Bruce was still young and was actually made in a lab, like Conner from young justice k?

Now

I want the jl to find Terry like how they found superboy, and then everyone expects batman to be angry and cold to the boy (like how Superman was in the start) but then everyone is suprised when the bat actually takes him in

Oh also in this fic the jl don't know who batman is yet :)

+plus points if Conner actually finds out about it

do you see the vision?

Ok let's imagine that Terry born when Bruce was still young and was actually made in a lab, like Conner from young justice k?

Now

I want the jl to find Terry like how they found superboy, and then everyone expects batman to be angry and cold to the boy (like how Superman was in the start) but then everyone is suprised when the bat actually takes him in

Oh also in this fic the jl don't know who batman is yet :)

+plus points if Conner actually finds out about it

do you see the vision?