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CORE FOUR CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
i once saw a post that was like "what does kon's singing voice sound like?" and someone answered billy idol and. i have never been able to forget it. i listen to Mony Mony often and YEAH kon sounds like this you're right
here u go bestie
For mental health reasons, I desperately need Kon to dress like this-
Heavy emphasis on the majorly cropped jacket-thing. Tits out
turn on the audio!!!!!!!
here's kon singing to Mony Mony by Billy Idol :) i think his voice would sound similar teehee
annnnd here's the youtube version!
they are so silly
I asked my fans on Instagram what’s their favorite relationship (including partners and friendships) in DCU months ago when I first in this fandom :))
Tim decided to leave Batman and becomes a titan 💀💀💀
Bonus: this is the reason why Tim want to be Eren Yeager
Kon has been kidnapped alongside a civilian by cultists. The civilian is really, really annoyed.
Also, it's the strangest kidnapping Kon's ever heard of.
The cultists have locked them in a room with pizza, the latest video game consoles, the most comfy bed Kon's ever sat on, the fastest wifi he's ever seen outside of something Rob made, and a button for them to request like, anything.
And Kon tested it.
He asked for a puppy.
The cultists literally handed him one less the seven minutes later.
The whole reason Kon hasn't burst out is because he's curious.
He wants to know what the hell is going on.
"So..." he turns to look at the civilian, who was clearly the actual target.
The civilian doesn't move from where he's laying on the ground and glaring at the ceiling.
"Why?" Kon asks, using one hand to motion to the room as the other one gives belly rubs to KingKon, the newly named puppy.
"Because certain assholes don't know how to take no for an answer."
Oh, well if it's a creep creeping on a teenager then Kon isn't sticking around.
"Do you mind watching my new puppy while I go beat them up? What's their name?"
The civilian turns his head to look very dubiously at Kon. Which. Rude.
Kon could beat up a creep.
Kon beats up creeps all the time.
"Pariah Dark, Tyrant of the Dead."
Okay that's a little bit of a tall order.
"Why does Pariah Dark want a teenager?"
"Because I beat him up and now he wants to adopt me, so he keeps trying to win me over."
Oh! Okay. Totally different situation.
Still weird though.
Morning in the Kent Farm
Requests
Dick + Tim bonding and Timkon
um ummm *drops this and scurries away*
Soo, I got bored and decided to take this test to see who I ended up with. First I got my boi, Konner Kent! (Wasn't it spelled conner??) I love this child so much! He is just so relaxed and jokes around a lot. Don't think I would date him, but we would be great friends.
I tried again to see if anyone else would be suitable for me. And I got JASON TODD. This 6 foot tall motherf*cker with a body that was chiseled by the Gods. I swear he can crush me with his thighs and I would say 'Thank you'. This man would be a literary genius and have cooking skills that would rival Gordon Ramsay's.
Compared to my potato lookin' butt who can burn microwavable popcorn. I feel like he would just date me in fear of me getting food poisoning, instead of actually liking me. 👍
I finally did it.
https://uquiz.com/u19pWg
Dick, Tim, Damian, Wally, Bart, Konner, and Jon are all hanging out.
Wally: "Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?"
Dick: "Batman."
Konner and Jon: "Superman."
Damian: "Batman would obviously win if they fought."
Bart: "Literally how? Superman can not only fly, but he's got super strength , invulnerability, lazer eyes, and ice breath! Batman's got what, a fancy car and a grabbling hook?"
Tim: "Did you guys seriously never look into any of the Justice League heroes?"
Wally: "No...why would we need to?"
Tim: "....Superman and Batman have already fought."
Konner and Dick: "What!?"
Jon: "Who won?"
Tim: "Batman."
Bart: "No way."
Damian: "I told you father would win."
Wally: "How?"
Tim: "B's got contingency plans for his contingency plans. You really think he didn't find a way to, at the very least, contain Superman the second he learned about him?"
Konner: "Well, yeah, we all know he does. But that doesn't answer how."
Tim: "Ask Lois or Wonder Woman, they were both there."
Dick: "Not Alfred?"
Tim: "You really think he would've let B beat up Superman?"
Ok let's imagine that Terry born when Bruce was still young and was actually made in a lab, like Conner from young justice k?
Now
I want the jl to find Terry like how they found superboy, and then everyone expects batman to be angry and cold to the boy (like how Superman was in the start) but then everyone is suprised when the bat actually takes him in
Oh also in this fic the jl don't know who batman is yet :)
+plus points if Conner actually finds out about it
do you see the vision?
May he be blessed with the swag
Comics Kon has swag, YJTV Kon is tragically swagless
Praying for YJTV Kon.
Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.
Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.
Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like
: um thats not your kid
Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?
: your not their parent you can't pick them up
Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.
:...that's not possible sir-
Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-
Timkon clone baby au with the grandparents fighting is my favorite thing
Because imagine that Lex Luthor, after finding out he had a grandson, that he didn't know about. And then finding out that the other father is Tim drake. Bruce's son. He now has to fight Bruce for his grandchilds love. And not just Bruce but his test tube baby daddy Clark.
And once Bruce's catches on that Lex knows? He DOUBLES DOWN. he's spoiling that kid so bad Tim has to physically beg him to stop becusse it's making a mess of their house. Lex of course does that same but he also throws in the added bonus of giving that kid the power of Lex Luthor a grand child. You want a new toy? Sure x-ray goggles? Of course. High-tech transportation technology hooked up to your kids jeep car? Anything for you kiddo 🥰. Kon has to physically show up to Lex corp to tell return it because they don't want their child to be travelling across the universe and of course Lex is like "Konner it has a parental control system of course. It'll only transport the kid as far as your back yard"
"they why the hell did it end up in your office yesterday?!?"
"it may have the exception of my office but it can't go anywhere else!"
"THATS STILL NOT OKAY??"
"Well what am I supposed to do Konner! You never bring them to visit! I have feelings too!"
Now Clark may not be able to compete money wise, but experiences? He's got you. He teaches the kid so much about the farm and the animals with Damian of course because uncle Damian is very protective. The kid loves the homemade pies from Martha and the fun they have with uncle Jon! It's not surprise going to the Kent's is one of the kids favorite things!!
Th war continues with the three fighting over best Grandparent only to find out that the kid has already chosen a secret 4th option in the form of one Selina Kyle. Also, imagine timkon kid choosing not to be a bat or a super as to not make their family fight and instead chooses to be a stray with Grandma Selina!
Tim: jokes on you, your son's my sugar baby 🖕🏼
Tim: Maybe if you aimed to be a little more environmentally friendly in your business practices, Posion Ivy wouldn’t have held your board of directors hostage.
Lex Luthor: I know it was you that leaked those files, I just can’t prove it.
Tim: What? Me? Mr. Luthor, I’m shocked you’d think me capable of such a malicious act.
Lex, slamming his hands on the table, pointing at Tim: Listen here you little shit-
Tim: Hey don’t get mad at me because your security is shit.
Lex: You- I slept with your parents.
Tim: Liar.
Lex: maybe, but you can’t prove I didn’t.
Tim: Which…?
Lex: Parents was plural.
Tim: My mom and dad?
Lex: Yep.
Tim: Liar.
Lex: That’s not all. Ask Bruce what happened in 2002.
Tim: You really are evil you know.
Lex, sitting down: Thank you, I try.