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Bernard has a tiktok that's just thirst traps of both of his boyfriends. He films them when they don't know, just mid work out or chopping wood for Ma and Pa and looking absurdly sexy, and at the end he switches to front facing camera of himself looking on, sometimes with a drink, looking very smug.

Tim Drake has a METROPOLIS BF!?

To the people of Gotham, people have seen it all finally it has happened Tim Drake is dating that jock in a leather jacket from Metropolis, you know the kid Lex Lutho,r has, him. Conner I believe his name is.

Rumor has it they were seen watching the stars, or eating together at a cafe doing very aesthetic and domestic things together. It's disgustingly cute like I'm a bit too single for this. All though no one has seen them kiss or do anything very romantic I am 100% sure they are dating. l mean Conner had his arm around Tim's shoulder and they sat and stood a little bit too close to each other for it to be platonic.

But there is another rumor that Tim is talking to a nerd blonde head here in Gotham and they have been spotted sitting together at BatBurger(the best burger joint ever, my favorite meal is the Robin nuggets with a Two-Face sandwich) but back on the topic at hand some people even have bet and have to bug the Wayne's in interviews and on the bird app about to sadly zero response. Hopefully, we can get an answer soon since it's killing me like fear toxin.

Your Loyal Journalist,

Gotham Rumors

Please... Please let the poly ship win! It's the best of all worlds!

Tim, reading from a magazine: If you could sleep with one celebrity,  who would it be?

Bernard: easy, red robin

Tim: what?

Bernard: the celebrity I would sleep with, red robin, superheroes count right?

Tim: 

Bernard: I mean, I would never cheat on you babe, but if you gave me permission to sleep with one other person it would be red robin

Bernard: I always had a huge crush on him

Bernard: And he’s super hot

Tim blushes, finding it super sexy that his boyfriend wants to get with his alter ago

Conner Kent, looking Tim dead in the eye: I also choose red robin

OH MY GOD JUST INVITE KON AT THIS POINT

Tim does not wear the Robin suit for superhero-themed bedroom roleplay.

Bernard wears the Robin suit.

Tim wears the Superboy suit.

Anyone who’s seen any of my reposts knows recently I’ve been sharing my yaps in my head that made me repost^^have some yap:]

1:Duke joking breaking on breaking the no kill rule with dick over eggs is oddly in character lol.

2: FUCK YES A MENTION OF HOW DICK WAS THE ACTUAL SCARY ROBIN love him sm<3

3:Ive only got degrees on two charecters but I love em all and know a good amount on most of them so I can say I approve of every one. The dick one is so true love that, AND FUCK YES DUKE WOULD SO DO THAT!!(tots not bc I self project on him and and I do that-) I feel like he’d be great at making playlists^^. Also Tim’s XD it’s so true I feel like he’d be into podcasts and true crime, also documentaries in the background whenever he’s working on something that he randomly spouts facts from and makes ppl confused by why tf is that relevant???(self projecting? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! *hides my dozens of short term hyperfixations Ik random shit from*).

4: and ofc those two would be a car couple love em. Then Bernard(<3333333) would just listen and be the one inviting them to stuff like car shows^^

Part 12 and the second and final part of the Bats&Birds Q&A! Thank you again to everyone who submitted questions, I really had a blast with this!

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Also live laugh love Bernard<3333

Give me unhinged Timberkon.

Give me Bernard stalking Red Robin the same way Tim stalked batman. Give me stalker Kon, who while stalking Tim when he's overwhelmed by the world, discovers Bernard and chooses to stalk him too- just to sus him out at first, but slowly it becomes an infatuation. He's listening to both their heartbeats at night.

Give me Bernard realising he's being followed because Kon isn't as subtle as he thinks. Bernard stalking SB back, creating a theory board dedicated just to him.

Give me Tim stalking SB when they're at the tower and he's bored. Tim stalking Bernard to make sure he gets home safe. Tim realising that he's not the only one keeping him safe when he spots a flash of red and blue and leather speed off and out of sight. Tim realising that Bernard has been stalking his hero persona, that he has several boards of photos and newspaper clippings about him and Kon, about the bats and the core four.

Give me Kon, who would die for either of them, put himself in the way of immense danger, become stupid and reckless in the name of protecting what he loves. Would sacrifice himself in every scenario to ensure Tim and Bernard are safe.

Give me Tim who would infiltrate the government for his boys, would do anything, hack anything to assure their safety. Would bug their house just to make sure nothing ever happened to them. Would go insane trying to bring them back if he ever failed.

Give me Bernard who would kill for them. Who would readily bloody his hands in the name of love if it ever came to it. Who would use everything he learned in that cult to ruins someone's life if they hurt what was his.

Give me timberkon who's love is so whole, so intense, that it cannot be contained by ethics nor morals.

Bernard has a tiktok that's just thirst traps of both of his boyfriends. He films them when they don't know, just mid work out or chopping wood for Ma and Pa and looking absurdly sexy, and at the end he switches to front facing camera of himself looking on, sometimes with a drink, looking very smug.

I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg

Like for ex:

"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"

Dick's got two hands.

"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"

Tim's got two hands.

"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"

CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!

Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.

Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.

Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like

: um thats not your kid

Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?

: your not their parent you can't pick them up

Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.

:...that's not possible sir-

Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-

So this person has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of timberkon clone baby and now I'm just imagining if Tim not only made Caden and Wendy but also made a third. Like what if Tim was tryna wrap up the cloning stuff a few years after the first clone baby was made and after Bernard joined the relationship. he's like 'I should probably take care of that' and heads back into the lab with Bernard who offered to help take it down because he was interested in the cloning science and because he knows Tim will have a hard time doing it alone. except tim accidentally starts it up instead with his and kons DNA, and Bernard who was messing around with things he shouldn't have may have thrown his DNA into the mix. now they have successfully created another clone baby with Tim, Bernard and kons DNA.

Tim and Bernard stare in shock and slight amazement at the fetus sitting in the cloning tube. Tim had forgotten the amazement of seeing life form before your eyes. he managed to pause the process before it was completed but as they look at the life they created neither Bernard nor Tim has the strength to hit the terminate button. Kon is off world at the moment and neither knows how to tell him that while he was gone another accidental clone baby was created so they kinda wait till he gets back 2 months later when the clone baby is fully developed.

The interaction is kinda like this

Kon: I'm home!!!! Hope you guys didn't do anything crazy while I was gone, no new kids right?

Kon half jokingly says counting his two kids and two husbands.

Wait....TWO KIDS????

Tim and Bernard hiding a suspiciously baby shaped bundle in their arms:...ya about that....

Kon: baby, sweetheart, loves of my life. I'm not mad but you can't clone a child with our DNA every time you miss me. At this point they are gonna stop giving me off world missions Tim.

And that's how Kon was yet again blessed with a child after being gone for an extended period of time. He really can't leave them alone.

PT. 17 Gotham Twitter AU

A month (four days) without uploading and he comes back with a tag (new post).

Sorry yall, my noggin ran out of funny haha juice, so I needed 3-4 business days to refill it.

Posts may be coming in slower from now on, but don't worry I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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Gotham Twitter AU Pt. 23

Soft, loving, and tame to balance out the last update 😁

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Pt. 27 Gotham Twitter AU

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Happy One Month Anniversary 🥳🎉 Can't believe it's already been a month since I started this!!

Babysat two of my nieces and one of my nephews today. Can you guys guess which thread was inspired by them 😭