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badass characters. how I love you all. giggling and kicking my feet,
Hehe he would and I love him for it^^ do trust he’d peal the skin (you using your slade training there bud?/reff) and put it on a marble pedestal in a empty room that all the batkids would add offerings too when they inevitably find it in the manor, Alfred knows but no one knows he does bc he’s him. And Bruce accidentally walks in there every once in a while and just goes “whatttt the fuckkkk- nope not today” and leaves and forgets about it till next time.
No one ever talks about it but dick visits it anytime he’s at the manor and takes notes on the progress (Alfred adds stuff to make the furby look bigger each time bc he knows dick visits it, why? Bc why the fuck not.) and keeps the notebooks(yes plural. That’s how often he breaks in to check it.) and a re written version of the b!ble but with furby in a safe in a undisclosed location(Ik but you don’t haha).
Young Dick: Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?
Dick: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Bruce: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Anyone who’s seen any of my reposts knows recently I’ve been sharing my yaps in my head that made me repost^^have some yap:]
1:Duke joking breaking on breaking the no kill rule with dick over eggs is oddly in character lol.
2: FUCK YES A MENTION OF HOW DICK WAS THE ACTUAL SCARY ROBIN love him sm<3
3:Ive only got degrees on two charecters but I love em all and know a good amount on most of them so I can say I approve of every one. The dick one is so true love that, AND FUCK YES DUKE WOULD SO DO THAT!!(tots not bc I self project on him and and I do that-) I feel like he’d be great at making playlists^^. Also Tim’s XD it’s so true I feel like he’d be into podcasts and true crime, also documentaries in the background whenever he’s working on something that he randomly spouts facts from and makes ppl confused by why tf is that relevant???(self projecting? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! *hides my dozens of short term hyperfixations Ik random shit from*).
4: and ofc those two would be a car couple love em. Then Bernard(<3333333) would just listen and be the one inviting them to stuff like car shows^^




Part 12 and the second and final part of the Bats&Birds Q&A! Thank you again to everyone who submitted questions, I really had a blast with this!
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YES MENTION HOW INSANE HE IS IN FOCS MORE PLEASEEEEEE
I need more of how he trained with deathstroke in stuff bc im pretty dang sure the batfam just doesn’t know about it(along with them not knowing 90% of his character)
And to add to this on a silver plate I hand you
✨spyral arc✨ just the entirety of that and that one part where he just casually knows the weaknesses of the entire JL by memory enough to the point where he just told it to someone so they could win a fight.
Live laugh love mentally insane dick Grayson
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We don’t see Insane Nightwing enough for my tastes like:
This mf listens to NO ONE if he doesn’t want to and everyone just goes “omg what a great leader always with a better plan.”
Argues with fucking BATMAN of all people and is not a stranger to winning said arguments.
Has been kicking villain ass since 8 years old and can figure out what your great-great-great aunt twice removed was doing on April 16, 1721 and will use it as blackmail for your entire bloodline.
Probably still uses Facebook.
Would 100% wear Velcro Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers and outrun you in them only to do a quadruple backflip at the finish line as his victory dance.
He knows the exact behavior patterns and personalities of his entire team/family/coworkers and can plan their movements/reactions to near perfection in almost any circumstance. Has used this to prank them.
Learned how to cook out of spite to prove to Bruce he could live on his own (after one of the aforementioned fights. Also, after proving he could live on his own, was not immediately alerted to his little brother’s passing because Bruce has a Complex).
“Tim! Tie your shoes when you walk down the stairs you could trip and get hurt!” “You literally just got shot please worry about yourself for once??”
Has trained under Batman’s pacifistic “no killing” policy and then also fucking Deathstroke the Assassin and Mercenary. Neither one was particularly kind to his psyche
Killed the joker but imo was very justified and not insane at all. But also just sort of just… let blockbuster get killed that one time. Has also killed others
The whole vampire series??? I still haven’t read that one yet but everything I’ve heard about it has been against my will
Has had beef with multiple children (special shoutout to Jason Todd)
Somehow made peace with his family after Bruce allowed all of his other children to don the name Robin, which was given to Dick by his Very Dead mother (and of which the meaning how now been diluted and the connection to his parents severed)
Please add on to this if yall think of anymore bc I just know that man has his Moments
I love it oh so so much when ppl appreciate how mentally ill my boy is^^ he could and should crack at any moment and go bat shit insane(haha get it?) and I live that abt him:3
Nightwing being seen as the silly happy sibling of the bats is so funny to me. bro is holding on by a thread at any given time and has insane murder baby training but just hides it with his little :3 puppy face. bro really was out there bullying batman into letting him beat people up as a kid. Jason, wally, and Roy are some of the only ones who Know™ about the insanity but nobody believes them