Do You Have Any Southern Hux Headcannons? Like In Cannon Verse Or In Au? That Ask About The Language

Do you have any southern hux headcannons? Like in cannon verse or in au? That ask about the language made me interested

oh anon you know I fuckin do

as someone who resides in the US South…I’m Ready

- hux’s driving ability ranges from ‘I don’t know how traffic signs work’ to ‘if you’re not going 100 mph in the left lane of this two lane highway I will personally run you off the road’ to ‘I WILL go 20 in this 35 and not even god can stop me’

- church discourse…hux is a good protestant dating that filthy catholic kylo

- WILL bring a casserole to every lunch he’s invited to

- getting drunk in a field is hux’s favorite social activity

- that or building a bonfire in a forest that someone inevitably falls into but pops right back out singed but just fine to shotgun another beer

- hux: I don’t like bro country *blasting ‘drunk on a plane’* I only like the Old Stuff

- hux said ‘bless your heart’ to mitaka after finding out the poor boy hurt himself playing football when he really meant ‘you dumb fucking idiot’ 

- hux: I’m not gonna get too crazy at the tailgate *immediately gets plastered*

- hux: I don’t care about football *sees an alabama fan and calls him a fucker*

- y’all, y’all’d’ve, y’all’ll, etc.

- hux: yeah I’m from *middle of fuck all nowhere* ok it’s like 30 mins from atlanta

- hux can cook and it WILL put you in a food coma

- radio: sweet home alabama! hux: *SCREAMS*

- I’m ignoring the conservative nonsense in the South so just uh be advised

- kylo: hi I’m visiting :) hux’s fam, threatening: welcome you sweet thing :))))

there’s more where this comes from but uh

yeah hux in the US south!

what an experience that would be lmao

I want it.

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

I was wonderin if u had any headcanons on Seamus from rdr2??? Luv ur writing🖤😍😭

Thank you friend! Headcanons for our favourite shady foreman ahoy! XD

- Seamus is what the kids call a homosexual, it’s kind of an open secret on the ranch, hence why he’s occasionally targeted by the boss for bullying.

- He has an unfortunate allergy to dogs... cats... horses, work is not a fun place for him.

- He’s a pickpockets and a ‘finders keepers’ kinda guy, selling any shiny thing he comes across (and wagons of course) to try and make ends meet.

- His favourite thing to collect is watches.

I was wonderin if u had any headcanons on Seamus from rdr2??? Luv ur writing🖤😍😭

Thank you friend! Headcanons for our favourite shady foreman ahoy! XD

- Seamus is what the kids call a homosexual, it’s kind of an open secret on the ranch, hence why he’s occasionally targeted by the boss for bullying.

- He has an unfortunate allergy to dogs... cats... horses, work is not a fun place for him.

- He’s a pickpockets and a ‘finders keepers’ kinda guy, selling any shiny thing he comes across (and wagons of course) to try and make ends meet.

- His favourite thing to collect is watches.

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