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5 years ago

Do you have any southern hux headcannons? Like in cannon verse or in au? That ask about the language made me interested

oh anon you know I fuckin do

as someone who resides in the US South…I’m Ready

- hux’s driving ability ranges from ‘I don’t know how traffic signs work’ to ‘if you’re not going 100 mph in the left lane of this two lane highway I will personally run you off the road’ to ‘I WILL go 20 in this 35 and not even god can stop me’

- church discourse…hux is a good protestant dating that filthy catholic kylo

- WILL bring a casserole to every lunch he’s invited to

- getting drunk in a field is hux’s favorite social activity

- that or building a bonfire in a forest that someone inevitably falls into but pops right back out singed but just fine to shotgun another beer

- hux: I don’t like bro country *blasting ‘drunk on a plane’* I only like the Old Stuff

- hux said ‘bless your heart’ to mitaka after finding out the poor boy hurt himself playing football when he really meant ‘you dumb fucking idiot’ 

- hux: I’m not gonna get too crazy at the tailgate *immediately gets plastered*

- hux: I don’t care about football *sees an alabama fan and calls him a fucker*

- y’all, y’all’d’ve, y’all’ll, etc.

- hux: yeah I’m from *middle of fuck all nowhere* ok it’s like 30 mins from atlanta

- hux can cook and it WILL put you in a food coma

- radio: sweet home alabama! hux: *SCREAMS*

- I’m ignoring the conservative nonsense in the South so just uh be advised

- kylo: hi I’m visiting :) hux’s fam, threatening: welcome you sweet thing :))))

there’s more where this comes from but uh

yeah hux in the US south!

what an experience that would be lmao


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5 years ago

Do you have any southern hux headcannons? Like in cannon verse or in au? That ask about the language made me interested

oh anon you know I fuckin do

as someone who resides in the US South…I’m Ready

- hux’s driving ability ranges from ‘I don’t know how traffic signs work’ to ‘if you’re not going 100 mph in the left lane of this two lane highway I will personally run you off the road’ to ‘I WILL go 20 in this 35 and not even god can stop me’

- church discourse…hux is a good protestant dating that filthy catholic kylo

- WILL bring a casserole to every lunch he’s invited to

- getting drunk in a field is hux’s favorite social activity

- that or building a bonfire in a forest that someone inevitably falls into but pops right back out singed but just fine to shotgun another beer

- hux: I don’t like bro country *blasting ‘drunk on a plane’* I only like the Old Stuff

- hux said ‘bless your heart’ to mitaka after finding out the poor boy hurt himself playing football when he really meant ‘you dumb fucking idiot’ 

- hux: I’m not gonna get too crazy at the tailgate *immediately gets plastered*

- hux: I don’t care about football *sees an alabama fan and calls him a fucker*

- y’all, y’all’d’ve, y’all’ll, etc.

- hux: yeah I’m from *middle of fuck all nowhere* ok it’s like 30 mins from atlanta

- hux can cook and it WILL put you in a food coma

- radio: sweet home alabama! hux: *SCREAMS*

- I’m ignoring the conservative nonsense in the South so just uh be advised

- kylo: hi I’m visiting :) hux’s fam, threatening: welcome you sweet thing :))))

there’s more where this comes from but uh

yeah hux in the US south!

what an experience that would be lmao


Tags :
5 years ago

Do you have any southern hux headcannons? Like in cannon verse or in au? That ask about the language made me interested

oh anon you know I fuckin do

as someone who resides in the US South…I’m Ready

- hux’s driving ability ranges from ‘I don’t know how traffic signs work’ to ‘if you’re not going 100 mph in the left lane of this two lane highway I will personally run you off the road’ to ‘I WILL go 20 in this 35 and not even god can stop me’

- church discourse…hux is a good protestant dating that filthy catholic kylo

- WILL bring a casserole to every lunch he’s invited to

- getting drunk in a field is hux’s favorite social activity

- that or building a bonfire in a forest that someone inevitably falls into but pops right back out singed but just fine to shotgun another beer

- hux: I don’t like bro country *blasting ‘drunk on a plane’* I only like the Old Stuff

- hux said ‘bless your heart’ to mitaka after finding out the poor boy hurt himself playing football when he really meant ‘you dumb fucking idiot’ 

- hux: I’m not gonna get too crazy at the tailgate *immediately gets plastered*

- hux: I don’t care about football *sees an alabama fan and calls him a fucker*

- y’all, y’all’d’ve, y’all’ll, etc.

- hux: yeah I’m from *middle of fuck all nowhere* ok it’s like 30 mins from atlanta

- hux can cook and it WILL put you in a food coma

- radio: sweet home alabama! hux: *SCREAMS*

- I’m ignoring the conservative nonsense in the South so just uh be advised

- kylo: hi I’m visiting :) hux’s fam, threatening: welcome you sweet thing :))))

there’s more where this comes from but uh

yeah hux in the US south!

what an experience that would be lmao


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