Oh, Yeah, It's The One You've All Been Waiting For

Oh, yeah, it's the one you've all been waiting for–

Wait, no, not that one, Dean killed him already, remember?

I mean, once or twice.

It's the other one you've all been waiting for since you found out it would be coming after the last episode! Tell 'em, Sammy!

That's right! It's...

Hygiene stuff! Butt sex/play hygiene stuff!

Whether you're a veteran of real life anal or you've only ever encountered it in porn; whether you're into Wincest, Reader Insert, Megstiel, or Jonna; whether you're a slash writer of old or a newcomer to fanfiction where things get explicit in that particular area, come along for the ride while we shed some light in a dark place.

Okay, Dean, put it away, that's very distracting.

Uh, what was– Right, yeah. Fic writers have always been hesitant to get into the nitty gritty of realistic anal sex and the hygiene prep and practices it involves. That 'sanitisation', along with lack of education in the area can lead to a lot of misconceptions and the rise of taboos. Well, lucky for us, that's what the Fact Versus Fiction series is all about!

Remember, y'all, it's a butt. Shit happens!

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New Episode Alert!

Part 2 of Fact Versus Fiction - Love All Your Bits or at least Look After Them is now live!

@runawaydr3amerao3 joins us as the newly appointed Agent of Filth and Depravity to assist our resident Agent of Chaos and Kink to talk all things sex & hygiene.

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Enjoy!

Supernatural Poll: Cigarette Smoking

I often see headcanon posts about SPN characters, mostly Dean, being cigarette smokers. It made me wonder if there's a correlation.

The poll isn't about casting judgement on smokers or non-smokers, so no getting personal, please. I'll share my opinion in a separate post so that if you want to reblog the poll alone (please reblog for a larger sample size!), you can.

Thanks!

Sam loving Dean [Dean version]

inspired by @bitchface24-7 's post,

as I'm a "the boys" fan, I love Jensen's look in the show and now I've been introduced to supernatural I can't stop thinking about older man!dean and late teen!/young adult! sammy together

also dean having that hot american soldier boy voice cause I looove it

they go together so well mmmmmm

I just know he'd fuck sam so good

• last year of highschool sam who meets dean at a motel some friday nights where dean is just a romantic and then it devolves into hot, dirty sex

• OH OH sam egging him on - “you really fuck like an old man.” and dean fucking that brattiness out of him. “what was that bitch?” dean spits and grips sam's shaggy hair, not caring if it really hurt and speeds up his thrusts, sam focusing on heavy balls slapping against him, which turns him on even further.

• maybe dean letting go of his grasp in sam's hair and then just as sam rests his head down, he's suprised by dean wrapping his thick hand around sam's throat. squeezing and dean bends down, “now you listen to me, you whore.....”

• dean pays for the stay and asks to treat him to a fancy meal next weekend with which sam happily accepts.

Ok so... many lubes are water-based. So, could a person make holy water-based lube? And if they could...

Imagine Dean and bloodfreak!Sam using holy water-based lube because it gives Sammy a spicy tingle that makes things better.

Imagine demon!Dean and Sam using it because Dean finally gets why Sam loved it so much back in his bloodsucking days.

Imagine all the fun those two freaky brotherfuckers could have with it.

Mwahahahahaaaaa! YES!

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Is this a promo about the time Sam and Dean decided to role-play in the bunker? (x)