I Hate Dry Texters Its Like....come On Girl Get Wet For Me!!!

i hate dry texters its like....come on girl get wet for me!!!

Wednesday: I think it's an injustice to lock you in the wolf cages, tonight you shall run free

Enid (not even slightly fooled): Wends I told you to stop locking people in there

Wednesday: Well what am I supposed to do with Xavier then? Just let him go?

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

here's little song I wrote you might wanna song it note for note

don't worry

tim curry

forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

my favourite writer on ao3 (actually just one of my all time favourite authors) ends every chapter with an apology that it took so long and it's like if i woke up from open heart surgery and everything was fine but the surgeon still apologised for taking so long. Like girl you just saved my life i do not care how long it took please look after yourself and don't rush your absolute perfection.

Also they're literally like trying to get into a competitive postgraduate degree program and they aren't even writing any slower than i would expect this incredible work to take i think they might be superhuman ngl.