Crab Away

crab away

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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Why is no one talking about Baron😭

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.

Just a thought but is the reason Guillermo is having a slow transformation cuz of his Van helsing blood? or maybe its because of his guilt or as he said to nandor ‘wasnt ready yet’ to be a vampire thats preventing him from being able to fully turn into a vampire. Or maybe HEAR ME OUT maybe he somehow turns out to be like a new kind of vampire or something like if you think about it he really got the best of being a vampire without the weaknesses.

lmao

Guillermo to Derek

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they’re all sharing one braincell most of the time guillermo has it, occasionally lazlo, maybe even nadja, rarely Nandor and sometimes no one has it.

Guillermo "you guys are being real sloppy about your vampirism" de la Cruz talking about his turning in the back of a fucking Uber.