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HES THE ONLY ONE LEAVING COMMENTS ON COLINS VIDEOS, HE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY SO BAD!!
Just a thought but is the reason Guillermo is having a slow transformation cuz of his Van helsing blood? or maybe its because of his guilt or as he said to nandor ‘wasnt ready yet’ to be a vampire thats preventing him from being able to fully turn into a vampire. Or maybe HEAR ME OUT maybe he somehow turns out to be like a new kind of vampire or something like if you think about it he really got the best of being a vampire without the weaknesses.
can we talk about how Guillermo tells bedtime stories to nandor probably on a daily basis??? like he tucks Nandor in his little coffin and just tells him stories. like how cute is that. But like its probably all off cam and the only reason we get to see it cuz the crew is more bold now or they just got more comfortable with the crew over the years. This really adds another layers to those time guillermo leaves..... and just how much of theyre relation progress and everything that we dont really see cuz they happen off cam.
I’m sorry but HARVEY GUILLEN posting on Instagram the sexiest bloody selfie and getting our hopes up on this sensual/intimate biting scene and then watching the actual scene is freaking so funny to me cuz nothing about it is remotely sensual.
Plus the scene of Guillermo starting the story on Nandor’s room and then hitting us with a messy, hilarious, and super bloody story on how derek bit him just sent me jshdsgdsgd.
collin interrupting the couple breaking up to refill their glasses as per his job description causes me psychic damage every time i see it
Sean and charmaine giving the biggest ‘theyre a little confused, but they got the spirit” vibes and Im here for it.
Wwdits pulling a voldemort and squirrel head, freaky friday shit isnt even the most unexpected thing to ever happen in this episode...
get yourself a man who would go to space to impress you and get your attention cuz you started hanging out with his roommate more then crash the first pride event you attended by falling out of the sky naked from flying out of space
first we have the vampires asking Guillermo to test dildos and saying they were fine then Lazlo asked Guillermo to strip down and run on a treadmill to collect his sweat then we have him having a little beach day cuz of Guillermo sweat-sunscreen, now we have Nandor asking Guillermo to snip snap his dick, and then freaking out his ‘New’ Companion when he showed it to him, like I just need to know if Guillermo really does all of this stuff and if he does its kinda crazy how casual and chill he is about it.
"Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot?" 'Say no" "No." Im crying why does he do this. they are all idiots I LOVE THEMwha
My theory is that Evie Russell broke up with Colin Robinson for the same reason that he hides his interesting traits from people; because otherwise it could kill her. Maybe being with Colin makes her feel too close to happiness and that is something she can't afford to feel, because it would make it harder to feel sorry for herself therefore it would be harder to make anyone else feel sorry for her, maybe she's bound to have a sad life just as Colin is bound to be boring. Idk i'm just fascinated by the energy vampire lore and i've been thinking about the way Evie broke up with Colin ever since the campaign episode, like there was something inherently tragic about that scene and about energy vampires' existence in general. I also think about Colin's season 2 quote, "I don't live to drain, I drain to live" and I'm not sure that's entirely true. Maybe vampirism is indeed a curse, no matter what kind of vampire you are.
The Guide just randomly appeared in this episode with her lil nurse outfit for absolutely no reason but I'm not complaining.
ok but Guillermo living with vampires for so long that he's used to all their shits that it doesn't even faze him anymore at this point- like I don't know how anyone can come back from that gawdawful hybrid experiments- but when vampires plan something he usually is quick to say no or be the more reasonable voice, but now he literally just sat back and let them do their ridiculous brainstorming ideas and just go along with whatever they're planning cuz Lazlo is upset and they wanna just cheer him up.
new obsession acquired lol
more sketches to come soooonnnnn