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what we do in the shadow s5

 what we do in the shadow Spoilers (s5)

Can we just appreciate how much nandor, nadja and especially Lazlo has come from literally treating Guillermo as trash to noticing how Guillermo is sad and celebrating his (not) birthday. Even Lazlo literally being concerned for him cuz he was acting odd and talking to Nandor about it and even following him through out the mall to find out whats wrong, And nandor saying it’s because he doesnt get guillermo to do as much task as he used to, Nadja actually listening to Guillermo and saying that for his birthday wish they’ll try to blend in more, Nandor literally giving him a gift for his birthday and planning his dinner bday. 

Like they all genuinely are taking interest or caring about guillermo in this season, can we all say that they would attend his birthday in season 1 or even initiate to celebrate his birthday? No. They literally talk about him when he’s not there, like even though they are making fun of him, its not as condescending as before, and also Lazlo bringing him up and thinking about what Guillermo said about not being there anymore. 

All of them at the mall listening to guillermo that they’d stay where they are, when we know that if this was s1 they would’ve just told him to shut the f up or ignore him, and literally waiting until he turned his back to quickly roam around the mall. Like they’re legit trying to listen to him or show him that they are listening to him even though they won’t really do as he says is the funniest thing cuz even guillermo knows it’s useless trying to tell them what to do.

Its so freaking funny and sweet how when derek was gonna bite Guillermo, guillermo was like ‘yea nandor does all these nice things for me’ with a smile and cutesy way and looked at the camera and just stood there in silence expecting a long montage of nandor doing nice and sweet things for him to be edited, like idk if hes romanticizing nandor or he genuinely thinks Nandor has done so MANY good things for him to warrant like just standing there for some time, but the editors and crew did him dirty and continued to freaking show us in the next shot guillermo and derek just awkwardly standing there.

Lmao i feel like the crew was lowkey like “gurl what nice things he’s just acknowledging you as a human being now the bar is so low’

I WAS GONNA TELL YOU TO STEER CLEAR OF THE BRÉAKFÀST BURREETOHSS. TOO MUCH OF THE CHIEELAKEELEZ.

Also the fact that guillermo is "afraid" that they would find out after he knew how bad it was to be bitten by someone who wasn't his master, like idk it just seems like he just wants to be part of the squad and is more afraid he'd either have to kill them for self defense, bring shame on nandor, hurt nandor or like be kicked out of the vampire family.

Did Nandor forget Guillermo is a vampire slayer lmao, “I’d have to kill you” I’d like to see you try

Just a thought but is the reason Guillermo is having a slow transformation cuz of his Van helsing blood? or maybe its because of his guilt or as he said to nandor ‘wasnt ready yet’ to be a vampire thats preventing him from being able to fully turn into a vampire. Or maybe HEAR ME OUT maybe he somehow turns out to be like a new kind of vampire or something like if you think about it he really got the best of being a vampire without the weaknesses.

im sorry but that theory that all the vampires secretly Know about Guillermo being turned and are just playing 4D chess w him is so funny to me. they are NOTTT smart enough for that 😭

can we talk about how Guillermo tells bedtime stories to nandor probably on a daily basis??? like he tucks Nandor in his little coffin and just tells him stories. like how cute is that. But like its probably all off cam and the only reason we get to see it cuz the crew is more bold now or they just got more comfortable with the crew over the years. This really adds another layers to those time guillermo leaves..... and just how much of theyre relation progress and everything that we dont really see cuz they happen off cam.

im freaking excited for ep 3, hints of lazlo and guillermo trying to figure out whats happening to him, Nandor noticing but being a himbo he is completely missing the point on why theyre spending more time together, and possibly being kinda jealous. Sean’s pride parade and just More sean moments in general. Plus the Guide and Nadja’s progress.

I’m sorry but HARVEY GUILLEN posting on Instagram the sexiest bloody selfie and getting our hopes up on this sensual/intimate biting scene and then watching the actual scene is freaking so funny to me cuz nothing about it is remotely sensual. 

Plus the scene of Guillermo starting the story on Nandor’s room and then hitting us with a messy, hilarious, and super bloody story on how derek bit him just sent me jshdsgdsgd.

they’re all sharing one braincell most of the time guillermo has it, occasionally lazlo, maybe even nadja, rarely Nandor and sometimes no one has it.

Guillermo "you guys are being real sloppy about your vampirism" de la Cruz talking about his turning in the back of a fucking Uber.

Just waiting for Nandor to use his wishes for some dumb shit or make a wish that mess everything up that involves Guillermo and having an an intense argument where it ends up forcing them to tell they're feelings and shit.

Is no one gonna talk about why Nadja is looking for a spouse??? Like in the trailer she was in a bunch of these dates and mentioned a small simple dowry and she's all theirs??? Like what was that about?? Did something happen with her and Lazlo?I know they have an open relationship but they have never like wanted to have another wife/husband, Or is this just one of those stupid one brain cells solutions of hers for the curse and has something to do with being more open and stuff? or did i miss something? Can someone please explainnn

Sean and charmaine giving the biggest ‘theyre a little confused, but they got the spirit” vibes and Im here for it.

no cuz did guillermo actually ran naked on the treadmill??? How did Lazlo get so much of his sweat to make it into a sunscreen???

Guillermo not having been to any pride event and slowly enjoying himself and letting himself loose on the pride parade, Guillermo holding a ‘gay guy” sign, guillermo in his lil rainbow scrarf and beanie is EVERYTHING. 

I love Nandor’s thought process, like Guillermo didn’t even say anything about the space thing and just nodded along, infact it was Lazlo who was disagreeing, but in his head he was like Guillermo doesn’t believe me and therfore i shall prove it otherwise, so he went to space to IMPRESS Guillermo, then when he was up there, he was like “ Why did Guillermo make me do this?” like SIR IT WAS YOU.  

Like he was convinced that Guillermo was being seduced by Lazlo’s intelligence rather than strength(him), so he started talking about how being strong is superior to being smart.

like Nandor dude you seem pretty whipped on Guillermo.

no thoughts just Nandor and his ‘eyyyy im bein’ gay over ‘ere’’ shirt, that he probably tucked or folded inside to make it a crop top...

Nandor crashing, LITERALLY CRASHING A PRIDE EVENT FROM OUTER SPACE NAKED TO IMPRESS GUILLERMO, will never not be funny for me. 

okay but Nandor not even realizing he was jealous of Lazlo and guillermo hanging out, and was just like lazlo is jealous of me having a familliar like Guillermo so he’s trying to take him using his intelligence and being like “sorry what?” when guillermo pointed out if he was going to space just to impress him and having his little moment on the interview if he was doing it just to impresss guillermo and then realizing YES, YES HE IS is just so stupid and so himbo of him and we love him

get yourself a man who would go to space to impress you and get your attention cuz you started hanging out with his roommate more then crash the first pride event you attended by falling out of the sky naked from flying out of space