A Daily Occurence:
A Daily Occurence:
Me: Where is my phone/hairband/ticket/anything...
Me: Not here.
Me: Nope.
Me: WHERE IS IT!
Me: *spies book*
Me: *replaces random object with an actual bookmark* I found it!
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Kaz: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Jesper: Mine just says "Jesper, no"
Kaz: and I want you to apply that to every possible situation.
kaz: do you take constructive critiscm
wylan, already crying: sure what’s up
i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.
Kaz: That goes against my moral compass.
Inej: your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Kaz.
Six Of Crows as things my friends have said:
Matthias: I’m smarter than I look, but I look very dumb.
Nina: I’m everyone’s side bitch.
Wylan: This beat slaps harder than my dad.
Inej: what’s BDSM?
Jesper: isn’t it that k-pop group?
Kaz: i want to be an astronaut so I can be 200 kilometres away from everyone’s bullshit.