Calebdeserves To Have Flowers Braided In His Hair

Caleb deserves to have flowers braided in his hair

Caleb: You love me, right, Molly? Molly: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Caleb, to Molly: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Molly, motioning to himself and Beau: No no no no no, TWO idiots

Caleb: We need a distraction. Fjord: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Beau, whispering: My time has come

Caleb: Molly... Molly: Oh no, 'Molly' in b-flat. Molly: You're disappointed.

Caleb, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Molly: You did WHAT– Jester: William Snakepeare

*Caleb is cooking* Molly: Any chance that’s for me? Caleb: It’s for Fjord. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Jester: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Caleb: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Molly: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Caleb: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JESTER WITH ME beau, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Caleb: *unleashes incredible power and almost desintegrates a demon ghost*

Also Caleb: *immediately cowers behind a rock afterwards*

I watched critical role guys :) I want to cry :) so anyway heres a modern au-

Caleb: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Jester: >:O language Beau: Yeah watch your fucking language fjord: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BEAU THE FUCK WORD? Molly: 'The fuck word'. Yasha: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Beau: Oh my god they censored it Molly: Say fuck, Yasha. Beau: Do it, Yasha. Say fuck.

Caleb, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Jester: Hey. Beau: Hi. fjord: Hello. Molly: Hey! Caleb: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Yasha: We were out of Doritos.

Caleb: We need to distract these guys Jester: Leave it to me Jester: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Beau, fjord, and Molly: *Immediately begin arguing* Yasha, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Caleb: I CAN'T DO IT! Jester, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Caleb: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Beau: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Caleb: Caleb: I appreciate it, Caleb: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- fjord: Caleb- Caleb: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Molly: Caleb we gotta- Caleb: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Caleb: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Caleb, motioning to Yasha: NOT FUCKING THIS

Caleb: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Jester: I think you mean cards. Caleb, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Jester: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Yasha: You would eat yourself? Jester: I wouldn’t even question it.

Caleb: Hey Jester, Jester: Yes? Caleb: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Jester: Jester: Where’s Beau?

I had to draw during this weeks critical role or I would explode. This scene killed me, I know Veth is so proud of her boys. (I wanted to draw Yeza too but he wouldn’t cooperate)

Im baking a cake soon!

Taka: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Chihiro: This knife is actually a magic wand. Junko: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Kyoko: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Maki: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Chihiro: Thanks fam! Kyoko: oh no Taka: *cries* I love you too Junko: Sounds fake but okay Maki: *A flustered mess* Peko: can i get a refund

*The squad right before Taka's wedding* Yasuhiro: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Junko: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Kyoko: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Maki: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Peko, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Mondo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sayaka: >:O language Leon: Yeah watch your fucking language yasuhiro: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Leon THE FUCK WORD? Kirigiri: 'The fuck word'. Taka: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Leon: Oh my god they censored it Mondo: Say fuck, Taka. Leon: Do it, Taka. Say fuck.

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