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fully was a ms paint drawing i made while listening to c2 before i painted it and it shows
I watched critical role guys :) I want to cry :) so anyway heres a modern au-
Caleb: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Jester: >:O language Beau: Yeah watch your fucking language fjord: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BEAU THE FUCK WORD? Molly: 'The fuck word'. Yasha: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Beau: Oh my god they censored it Molly: Say fuck, Yasha. Beau: Do it, Yasha. Say fuck.
Caleb, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Jester: Hey. Beau: Hi. fjord: Hello. Molly: Hey! Caleb: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Yasha: We were out of Doritos.
Caleb: We need to distract these guys Jester: Leave it to me Jester: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Beau, fjord, and Molly: *Immediately begin arguing* Yasha, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Caleb: I CAN'T DO IT! Jester, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Caleb: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Beau: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Caleb: Caleb: I appreciate it, Caleb: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- fjord: Caleb- Caleb: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Molly: Caleb we gotta- Caleb: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Caleb: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Caleb, motioning to Yasha: NOT FUCKING THIS
Caleb: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Jester: I think you mean cards. Caleb, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Jester: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Yasha: You would eat yourself? Jester: I wouldn’t even question it.
Caleb: Hey Jester, Jester: Yes? Caleb: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Jester: Jester: Where’s Beau?
Caleb deserves to have flowers braided in his hair
Caleb: You love me, right, Molly? Molly: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Caleb, to Molly: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Molly, motioning to himself and Beau: No no no no no, TWO idiots
Caleb: We need a distraction. Fjord: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Beau, whispering: My time has come
Caleb: Molly... Molly: Oh no, 'Molly' in b-flat. Molly: You're disappointed.
Caleb, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Molly: You did WHAT– Jester: William Snakepeare
*Caleb is cooking* Molly: Any chance that’s for me? Caleb: It’s for Fjord. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Jester: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Caleb: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Molly: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Caleb: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JESTER WITH ME beau, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Caleb and Fjord
Glowy magics are fun to draw
Fjord: I swear there’ll be buttons and shiny shit if you go into the water with us!!
Nott: Oh really!!! Wow I’ve totally changed my mind!!!! Look at this fucking bastard Jesus fucking Christ
Beauyasha: Checking out the door
Fjord: Imma just stay back here
What is Fjord doing in this thumbnail? His best. And both the ladies know it.
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If i was smarter than i currently am, i would write a long and thoughtful passage about parallels between Caduceus and Fjord, the weight of responsibility on their shoulders, placed there from a very young age, about family (Via blood and otherwise) and its importance, involuntary loneliness and enduring hardship all by yourself, concluding with the fact that they discovered kinship and family within each other which is really no surprise after all. But sadly, i'm not, so for now i'm gonna lament amazing dynamic that they had, which seems to be lost and forgotten by most in favour of other more romance leaning relationships. A shame, really. Will always be one of my favourites, this one.
When Fjord loses his powers and the first thing Caleb does is give him the fire glove and then the rest of the Nein start giving him weapons and shields and Travis (bc I’m pretty sure this is really Travis’s reaction and not Fjord) just goes “Oh no” and is clearly about to cry because friendship it just makes my heart very happy
I drew this a few days ago and then forgot to post it smh
it’s been one hell of a ride
Kids Are a Handful of Love
Summary | Post Campaign, Fjord and Jester are pseudo parents to a little girl that's been traveling with Nein since the start of the campaign when they picked her up on the side of the Amber Rd. Though she doesn't refer to them as her parents and the two aren't married they're doting parents. Both are eager to finally give her a somewhat normal upbringing and provide the childhood they never had.
Author | Full writing credit to, @angelltheninth
Notes | This story was commissioned
Warnings | Fluff
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When they decided to take an impromptu vacation off the coast of Nicodranas to spend some time with their kid, neither Jester nor Ford could have predicted how much fun it would truly be, or how much such a simple gesture would mean to their child.
She was still so small and new to many things, so of course when the opportunity to experience something for the first time presented itself she was eager to take it. Even if it sometimes ended with a fire or two. Oh well, nothing was permanently damaged. Except for Marius and his clothes. And he may have a few bite scars for life. But other than that Anwen was not a menace, no more than Jester at least.
“Where are we going today?” Anwen looked excitedly between Fjord and Jester as Fjord steered the ship toward the port.
“Nicodranas. We’re visiting Marion today. So make sure to bring her lots of shinies.” Fjord was of course referring to the treasure jewels they found recently, not to the big stash of coin and trinkets that Anwen ehm... borrowed along the way.
Anwen’s smile only widened, which showed off her sharpening dragon teeth, “Okay! I’ll go see and find something really sparkly and pretty!” She put a few jumps in her run as she took off towards the lower deck.
“And you tell me I’m the bad influence.” Jester smirks up at Fjord who only shakes his head, “Not very fatherly of you, blaming me for it.”
“Very funny. I know she’s just exploring, that’s fine, we were both like that when we were kids, I just wanna make sure she’s safe while doing it. You know?”
“For her to know she has us there with her.” Jester finished for him. They shared a knowing look. Fjord nodded, his head turning towards the little girl running up to them, “Exactly.”
“I found it!” Anwen held a big red jewel in hands, almost the size of her head, “It’s red like her.”
Jester knelt down to the little girl and patted her light brown hair, “I’m sure she’ll love it. But how about we put it in the Bag of Holding for now, really make it a surprise?” Anwen seemed a little reluctant, she really liked all things shiny and sometimes found it hard to part with them if it wasn’t on her own terms. But she relented and gave Jester the jewel, which the cleric then put away.
A few minutes later, they were docked in the Port, which was brimming with life. Fishermen offering new goods, posters and people offering and looking for helping hands for future voyages, all kinds of animals hoping to get a few pieces of fresh fish.
Jester and Fjord flanked Anwen and gently took her smaller hands on their bigger ones, “Come on little Bee Up!” They both lifted her up a few inches off the ground, at which Anwen giggled with excitement and kicked her feet before they touched the ground again. They did this a few times more as they walked around the market.
“I thought we were going to see Grandma?”
“We are, we’re just taking a little detour, maybe we can find a few more things for her.” Fjord scanned the market with expert eyes for anything tasty. His smile widened when he found the perfect thing, “Hey Anwen, look over there. See what I see?” Anwen tilted her head in confusion. Jester snickered as she watched her daughter’s eyes light up.
“Ice cream! Can we get some?! Please?” She looked excitedly between the two of them. Fjord and Jester merely smiled down at her and nodded, their smiles widening even more when Anwen’s eyes sparkled in excitement.
It brought them even more joy when the ice cream vendor gave them extra big scoops for being such an adorable family.
“Don’t eat too fast, it will freeze that smart brain of yours.” Jester patted Anwen’s smeared cheeks with a napkin, only for the little girl to go right back to devouring her ice cream. It was gone in a span of minutes, while Fjord and Jester were still halfway through theirs.
Next stop was a small store close to the center of the marketplace. There they bought various scented candles and a big basket, which Jester then arranged and wrapped in a big blue bow.
“What do you think? Will she like it?” The basket was almost comically big, shielding Jester’s head and part of her torso from view.
“I think we went a little hard on the candles there, but other than that yeah.” Fjord gave a thumbs up and immediately regretted his choice of words when he saw the mischievous look on Jester’s face, “There’s a kid here Jester.”
“I wasn’t gonna say it!”
“Say what?” Anwen looked confused but before she could ask again Fjord scooped the little girl up and put her on his shoulders, her hands tangling and fisting into his hair. It didn’t hurt him however, Anwen knew to be careful.
He tilted his head to the side and slightly upwards, “Ready to go see Grandma Marion?”
“Yes! Let’s go!” The little dragon girl pointed excitedly in the direction of the Lavish Chateau.
It wasn’t long before the three found themselves traveling through the currently empty halls and stairways, knocking on Marion’s door and being met with the brightest smile in Nicodranas.
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fjord/Jester Lavorre, Fjord & Original Child Character, Jester Lavorre & Original Child Character
Five times Fjord and Jester tried their absolute hardest to be parents and the one time Eysel recognized them as such.
Written in collaboration with the incredibly patient @somethingwritey
Do you think the Mighty Nein will forbid any new members because they’re too far into the nine schtick and can’t back down now.
Like it’s mostly clear that the nine nein are now Beau, Yasha, Jester, Veth, Fjord, Caleb, Caduceus, Essek, and Molly. Fan artists can finally draw three squares of three and have it look cool. But what happens if they pick up a new member?
Bam. Now there’s ten. How will they justify the name they meta gamed up on a whim that has become a centralized motif of the campaign now?
I just think it would be funny if shenanigans ensued.
The audience had the appropriate reaction to that man.
Another small but excellent detail from the live show - when Fjord’s art went up (we got to see it in the break rather than as the characters appeared), the whole arena started cheering and wolf-whistling, at which point Travis-as-Fjord without missing a beat just goes
‘The things she makes me wear!’
And Laura starts cackling as Jester.
The Baileyhams really just winning real life and D&D romance