The Snort I Snut

The Snort I Snut 🤣🤣🤣

Amen: How do I make a date more romantic?

Titian: Try being mysterious.

[Later that evening]

Eva: Where are we going?

Amen: None of your fucking business.

Please consider giving (even a little bit helps) to my friend Saga and the illustrious Queen Ana of Flutterton, who has a broken toe and meds and vet visits coming up. Thank you!

Ana and I are visiting the vet tomorrow to see how her toe has healed this past week (two weeks? I've lost track of time). It will be interesting to see what they say, considering she's a master at escaping her bandage 🫣

I'm very thankful for the support you guys have given me since this accident, but we're not really out of the woods just yet. As I mentioned in my original post, we have tomorrow's visit plus, most likely, a third visit in another two to three weeks. Veterinary costs are expensive enough, but then we have the medicine she has to take on top of that, which insurance doesn't cover 😭

If there is room in your budget, I would very much appreciate if you could spare €5 (approximately 5 USD/4 GBP) or more to help me out with covering these costs 💜

Photos from today when she a) managed to "free" herself from her bandage just before our lunch walk, and b) made Greta Thunberg proud by prohibiting food waste in form of picking up a loaf of bread from the street before her "mean" owner could even react (said "mean" owner just accepted her faith and are now praying the bread wasn't bad or anything because she does not want to have to deal with diarrhoea)

Lewie, we just met!

...

Sigh. Yeah, let's get married.

hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

No but seriously. Dragan sucks. Normally, I love the cold guy who secretly yearns for MC, but he's not cold or dismissive, he's DISDAINFUL. I ain't into an LI who makes me feel humiliated when I play. Effff him. I'm mostly interested in Volot and I'm cautiously interested in Ozar. I don't understand any of the interactions with Tata so she's not in the running, sadly.

Me after reading just 2 episodes of HWTU:

God this is relatable. All the different ways in which I could end up holding hands with Bobby lives in my head every day.

i feel like i’ve reached a new level of degeneracy every time i’m like “oh boy time to think about The Scenarios” and it’s just me holding hands with a fictional guy

Who am I?

Okay so like, I think I just accidentally became a fan of BTS?

Like I stumbled on a Christmas version of Butter, and I thought it would be funny to reference that in the Christmas novel I'm working on. But when I did, I ended up needing a random second BTS song. I've only heard Butter and Dynamite, so I thought I'd dig deeper for a song to reference. I found a list of their best songs and randomly chose a couple to listen to. All I wanted was an interesting song to reference and then like... Black Swan? Blood Sweat & Tears? Why are they so fucking good? And why did I listen to Singularity five times in a row and I'm about to listen to it again??? Is this how it happens? One moment you're happily living your life only sort-of tolerating the song Butter, and the next thing you know, you're down a rabbit hole of reading English translations and saying things to your husband like, Oh, those wings in the Blood Sweat & Tears video are the same ones in the Black Swan video, I'm sure of it, and I Need U is definitely not about someone getting stabbed right? and Ah, okay, Jungkook is the one with the lip ring and Suga is the laugh/cry emoji in my fanfic discord.

Today has been very, VERY weird.