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Apparently I’ll never be safe.
So. I got sexually harassed by one of my tax clients yesterday.
He’s on disability and CRA (Canada’s IRS - less scary, still irritating) is jerking him around. He's “not going to file” to solve this issue (it won’t, but you can’t tell some people anything). CRA will probably just cut off his benefits if he doesn’t file, and as I’m a fucking fool with no sense of self preservation or foresight I offered to do his return for free.
So I’ve just agreed to do him a favour, and he starts calling me sweetheart. I’m don’t say anything, and I wish I had because it went allll downhill from there. I roll up to pick up his documents and he’s shitfaced. I don’t know what he was drinking, but I can’t get that sickeningly sweet smell out of my nose.
He starts trying to get me to “feel” his body parts that are “fucking jacked” now that he’s been working out. I’m visibly uncomfortable. He asks me to grab his ass. “No, thanks”
He asked me to come up to his apartment. I said that I was in a hurry to see other clients. He asked me to go out to dinner with him and I told him I had a partner and wasn’t interested (why did I have to mention my partner, isn’t ‘not interested’ enough)?
THEN he says, and I fucking quote “Well you could always come upstairs for a one hour romance.”
“....Nope, I’m not interested. I gotta go.”
“Oh come on, it’s just a sexual experience baby, that’s all it would be.”
*walking away dry heaving into my mask*
“Oh, ok, well thanks anyways!”
For the love of fuck, asshole. I do your fucking taxes. I had half a mind to leave his docs with him, but I am propelled forwards by this self-destructive sense of compassion for people who are simply not worthy of it.
Who am I?
Okay so like, I think I just accidentally became a fan of BTS?
Like I stumbled on a Christmas version of Butter, and I thought it would be funny to reference that in the Christmas novel I'm working on. But when I did, I ended up needing a random second BTS song. I've only heard Butter and Dynamite, so I thought I'd dig deeper for a song to reference. I found a list of their best songs and randomly chose a couple to listen to. All I wanted was an interesting song to reference and then like... Black Swan? Blood Sweat & Tears? Why are they so fucking good? And why did I listen to Singularity five times in a row and I'm about to listen to it again??? Is this how it happens? One moment you're happily living your life only sort-of tolerating the song Butter, and the next thing you know, you're down a rabbit hole of reading English translations and saying things to your husband like, Oh, those wings in the Blood Sweat & Tears video are the same ones in the Black Swan video, I'm sure of it, and I Need U is definitely not about someone getting stabbed right? and Ah, okay, Jungkook is the one with the lip ring and Suga is the laugh/cry emoji in my fanfic discord.
Today has been very, VERY weird.