This Is My Alter To Dionysus

This is my alter to Dionysus

i have no hope for this but yk ( falsettosblr discord server spare me ) . also hey don't judge me for some of this stuff pls , smile

25 notes - I'll tidy my room + put clothes away

50 notes - I'll brush my teeth at least once every day ( aiming for twice )

100 notes - I'll try shower every other day

200 notes - I'll finish my falsettos fic

300 notes - I'll work through my art wips

400 notes - I'll work through my other writing wips

500 notes - I'll do something social once a week for the whole of summer

600 notes - I'll work through household chores I've been putting off

750 notes bcs fuck you and i hate doing it - I'll reorganise my entire simply plural + pluralkit for the system

go wild , sigh .

We don’t want to stop you

no one can stop me from giving almost all the newsies cats for pets

If you want to point a finger at a villain point it at Zeus or Poseidon or if you really want to go back Agamemnon or Aphrodite or Paris but not my boys

Guys PLEASE just because eury can't turn pigs back into people doesn't mean he would sacrifice his friends to a sea monster. That doesn't make him a hypocrite PLEASE

It should be called ‘The untold stories of modern demigods’

U know what we'd need in the riordanverse? An entire book dedicated to chill scenes from both the pjo and hoo series, as how the seven bonded together, how they accepted each other and how they imagined them before they met, etc. or how Percy was friend with the Stolls and Beckendorf, how everything was after the war (the losses, the grief...), or just this cool evening when Percy showed up in a dress because he lost a bet. I don't know, just the chill and cool scenes from chb, CJ, the Argo II...

They’re a year apart it’s confirmed in trials of Apollo in the first book

So this woman had two children with the same god in two years time I needed a book about her yesterday

"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.