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Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“Doesn’t everyone have this?

“Nevertheless, yes. You only need to look at my Conjunx to know this is true. However, for further evidence, see my former Commander and my previous exes for confirmation.”

Kink shame + wings

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“No and in fact, pass. Wings hardly interest me, as do fliers in general. The only exception to this, of course, is my Conjunx. His wings are perfect. Aside from him, I do not know what the fascination in our type is.”

kink shame | brats

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“I am not into brats.”

“I am the brat.”

primal/prey for the kink meme

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“…. Not particularly. This is difficult as it is not mine really, but I may have… umm,, mmm,, I think— nevermind. I will say no.”

Kink Shaming? he's the last mech to do it, BUT:

Light bondage.

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

Lieutenant is sinking lower into the couch, grumbling and totally not blushing.

“Cheater. It was because of those photos, wasn’t it?”

kink shame - dressing up

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

Lieutenant tilts his head, contemplating it.

“This is tricky as we scarcely wear anything in the first place; yet when a mech does dress up, it is intriguing. I suppose it— depending on the outfit— could be a turn on, but not a kink.

“However, personally, I think no dress up is best. Fabric can get caught up in the joints too easily.

Kink shame pet play

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“…No. Now I know my pedes are weird, which may have led you to that strange guess; however, I have some pride in myself that will not allow for such degradation.” He says, wearing Kermit Slippers.

Kink Shame: Pharma

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“I suppose this one is a low hanging fruit but yes. How he is my ‘kink’ is not something I am comfortable explaining, but he is a turn on. He has been before we were Conjunxed, however everyone could easily say that.

“It is not hard to look at him and not want a piece of him. The smugness he radiates begs to be humbled, if you dare try. For the unsuccessful attempts, there are repercussions, but I find myself chasing the reward of a noisy little medic fluttering his wings and egging me on to go further- to ruin him and make him into a disheveled mess. To watch him smile, yearn, and his frame—“

Lieutenant realizes he’s been rambling on. His face turns pink as he shuts up to bury himself in his sudoku puzzles.

Kink Shame: Medical Kink

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“I— No, I do not.”

“I am passively studying under Pharma; but it is nothing more than an interest in his career.”

Kink Shame- pedes, take this how you will

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“Why is this the first one—? Fine.”

“No, I have never had a thing for pedes. I would say the closest interest in them would be Pharma’s, but even in that case, it is low in my interests.”

Send Kink Shame, plus a kink and my muse will tell you if they're into it or not.

"Trouble?" Lieutenant parrots, trying to keep his voice from climbing an octave. Simply because he's facing Pharma, doesn't make his touches any less worse. He fights against the smile tugging at his lips as he tries to keep himself from squirming, "Nothi-Nothinng much. A minor issue, we'll say,,"

He moves to shield his middle with his datapad, and tries to move his thigh as casually as possible. Not squirming, just moving. So normally.

Sneaking up behind him, getting digit tips on his sides >3c

No seismic sense means no way to 'see' his Conjunx coming. Lieutenant jumps at the brief touch with an alarmed squeal before whipping around to see his (definite) attacker! Complete with shooing motions with his datapad, "PHARMA!!"

Sneaking up behind him, getting digit tips on his sides >3c

No seismic sense means no way to 'see' his Conjunx coming. Lieutenant jumps at the brief touch with an alarmed squeal before whipping around to see his (definite) attacker! Complete with shooing motions with his datapad, "PHARMA!!"

::Of course I'm thinking about you! You're so fun to harass! And I think I'll leave the pede fondling to your dearest conjunx.::

:: There is no fondling!! Besides, he cannot have them even if he tried,, this week. ::

He may have to actually get glasses after all...

::You know, I was thinking, those little froggies actually make you look better! Almost fraggable even!::

:: I think that says more about you than me. The fact that you are thinking about me is a first. You have missed harassing me since the last we spoke, clearly. ::

Think if you walk on your servos you won't run into as many things?

....

Lieutenant glances around to be certain the coast is clear of anyone or any drones watching. This is a dumb idea but, if it works, how dumb could it truly be?

He, unfortunately, finds himself crashing onto the floor as gravity swiftly humbles him for even attempting the idea. If anyone needs him, he is currently a corpse on the floor.

@shiningsilverarmor "SHALT I FETCH A MORE SUITER FOOTWEAR?"

"The offer is appreciated but these are non-removable. I also doubt we could fashion something over these without making the situation more clumsy."

Not easy being GREEN, is it~?

It never has been.

The silver lining about wearing slippers is that they act as a cushion whenever Lieutenant accidentally walks into anything he would have stubbed his foot against.

However, this does not help when he accidentally hits the counter corners. The pain is immeasurable.

show us the kermies! in fact M!A: show them off for the next week they cannot be removed at all!

Lieutenant stares at the hideous abominations, seething silently. The things he would do in slowly murdering this anon would make Pharma blush. Alas, he has tried in the past, however the 'grey faces' are ever-elusive.

His only recourse is to grit his teeth and bare it.

He had errands to run this week too...

…

The dawning realization. The worst has yet to come.

Lieutenant suddenly has to plan to be out of town for a few days next week. No particular reason!

Looks like he has something green to stalk for the next week >3c

If anyone hears Lieutenant yelp repeatedly throughout the next week, no you didn’t.

Alternatively, the forecast for the week in the penthouse might look something like this:

Looks like he has something green to stalk for the next week >3c

If anyone hears Lieutenant yelp repeatedly throughout the next week, no you didn’t.

Alternatively, the forecast for the week in the penthouse might look something like this:

::Stepping on me? For free? Now you should charge for a service like that! Im flattered you would do it for free for me~::

Lieutenant is usually more composed but, alas, even he has his limits.

::GET OUT OF MY COMMS, YOU STAR SPRINKLED GNAT::

…

::please. Thank you.::

Click.