Everyday I Block The Spam Bots Like An Old Grumpy Man Chasing Kids Off His Lawn

Everyday I block the spam bots like an old grumpy man chasing kids off his lawn

Important Anouncment:

In the german dub, when Jesper lies on top of Wylan, he doesn't say "you got me waffles", he literally says "you baked waffles for me"

Jesper, how tf do you forget someone who you not only slept with but who also actually sat down cooked for you?? Ffs

I'm in Morocco, walking through a traditional souk and what do I find in between spices and handwoven rugs? This fucking painting:

I have never bought something faster than I bought Ronoroa Bono

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?

Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision

European countries: Absolutely not

I'm rewatching ep 3 and the parallels between Medusa and Sally and the way they talk about each other has me in a chokehold

Where is my AU fic where Medusa and Sally are dating and raise Percy together?