Theoretically, If God Is Real, The First Thing I'm Doing When I Die Is Smacking The Shit Out Of That

Theoretically, if god is real, the first thing I'm doing when I die is smacking the shit out of that cocksucker for making me go through all this shit.

I can't be the only one who sees it

I feel like Cardan would be secretly super into old music. Specifically stuff from the 80s like Tears For Fears.

I'm 14 and I can feel myself dying. I can feel my imagination and creativity becoming scarce. I can feel my energy depleting.

Petition to make all men like Wylan Van Eck. Sign here.

Battle Of the Geriatrics 2: The Squeakquel