cryptid academia 🛸 disbelieving, that's the real crime!
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"date to marry" what the heck does that mean? i date to ghost-hunt
I know this is really late but it never crossed my mind to ask you What did you think of the New Normal album?
Honestly... for the most part I'm kind of indifferent on it. It was definitely fun to hear some of the alternate vocal takes (like in the Better Alternative Edit) but I can't say I was blown away. Also I found some of the edits sounded kinda echo-y and it's not really my thing tbh (especially in BBW)
I DEFINITELY loved the Skeleton-Bone xylophone they added in I Lied About The Apple Thing.
And finally getting album releases of the studio demos...
do u remember
the 21st night of september
HAPPY FAITH DAY‼️‼️🎉🎉
I made some spooky Polaroid stickers this evening and i knowwwww i said i wouldn’t use them in my bound books because of bulking but i couldn’t resist 🖤🖋️
who up letting it linger
I think i should be allowed to make a hippie van into a shitty mobile home and travel the u.s. to see stupid tourist attractions
Come hereeeee cryptid, cryptid, cryptid, pspspspspspsps
Ancient aliens, it's all true! I'm an expert, just like you!
And like you, I'm a genius before my time!!
It's 2025 in four months and I'm still trying to figure out if I died in 2016 or not
even MORE things i've heard enviro sci majors say
beating this format into the ground fuck you.
part one. part two.
Student: "I consider it 'soil' if you're studying and examining it. I consider it 'dirt' if you're just shovelling it into your mouth." / Lab Tech: "We have very different uses for dirt, I see."
"Dirt is important. Save the whales. Save the dirt whales."
"We technically have two blenders—" / "Weren't you using one as a flower pot?"
"I'd be willing to sell my soul to pass O-Chem." / "Selling souls? I'm in the market. I'll give ya twenty bucks for it."
"If I ever meet the YouTube organic chem tutors, I will pray to God for them. I will make out with them. I will give them my kidneys."
"The GC says it may come in contact with radioactive materials, but the front panel has googly eyes so I'm sure it's just a little silly!"
Student: "In this case, what could be volatile but not harmful to us?" / Prof: "Rum."
"What do you mean you're graphing 'stds'— ohh it's an abbreviation of 'standards'."
"Would you two stop staring at me while I massage this bag of dirt??"
(Sticking whole face into a jar of unknown white lab powder) "Mm. Marshmallows."
"How are you feeling about the exam?" / "I'm not feeling."
Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media
put a sheet over your head so god cant see you
This had me audibly cackling in the office
advice for baby stem kiddos
(from your friendly neighbourhood science cryptid)
Keep extra calculator batteries in your bag
If there's a graph on the lecture slides, it'll probably be on the test
Get a dropdown periodic table extension on your browser (if you do chem)
Keep extra calculator batteries in your bag
Track how long you spend on each assignment/test
find "your" study spot. i cannot stress this enough. have a designated study spot.
Group studying is easier if you have a whiteboard. Preferably a lot of whiteboard.
Group studying isn't for everyone.
Keep extra calculator batteries in your bag
8am labs are worse than 8am lectures
Keep extra calculator batteries in your bag
KEEP EXTRA CALCULATOR BATTERIES IN YOUR BAG
summer hippie is out 80s halloween cryptidcore is in
but why do I always feel like I'm in the twilight zone and- I always feel like somebody's watching me!?
just got a screenshot of my own post recommended to me on pinterest. i feel like there's some kind of joke to be made here but i can't think of it
I want to eat rocks so bad, I bet they're so crunchy and just Á̵̡̙̳̳͙̪̱̘̰̯́̐̐͊̐̐̈̒͘A̶̢̡̛̝͓͎͓̦͍͠A̵̟̼̯͚̖͖͉͔̦̜̔͂̓̿̎͝A̸̡͖͔̼̥̼͚̟̣̦̔̅̒̔̔̕͝Ą̸̝̗͓̽̊̎̈́̽̉̈́̚͘Ą̷̛͉̩̯͖̪̳̇̓̓͊͋̓̚Ȧ̶̛̛̲̩̔A̷̡̧̡̖͉͚̮̰͗͜A̵͎̟͆͋̅̕ā̶̡̛̩͊̋̑̉͝ạ̶̰̗͔͙͕̖̭͛̆̚͝A̴̼͉̜̫̎͊ą̶̣̗͙̄̋́̂̐̑͗A̵̜̎A̸̜͓̹̤̳̖̳͌͆͒A̶̧̲̞̫̋̀̄́̈̀̃̑
she normal on my album til i'm new
