
sofia (she/her)
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Ena stop this right now challenge

why are they like this 🙄
Give in to your dark side, your dark side

I see the way you look at me, it feels right oh

Dazai: I miss Chuuya
Dazai; Like, I really miss Chuuya
Chuuya: The fuck? I'm literally right here
Dazai: I JUST MISS YOU SO MUCH
Chuuya: God damn, how many drinks have you had tonight.
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Soukoku as Swifties
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Fearless // Taylor Swift






Edit: omg i changed the caption into fearless just right now bc i freaking forgot it's not fifteen lmaoooooo
Dazai needs to be a little less gay with that gay ass poem about chuuya damn





Translation: @ce-la Raws: @bsdanthology Typesetting: ME!
@ce-la is back with another magnificent translation! This one was a lot harder. I put my handwriting for some of the signs because I felt like doing so. I thought it was fitting. Plus, then I don’t have to rotate the text and all that.
Oh look. It's soukoku in the cursed gay ship colours.

full coloured illustration for the manga serialization of Dazai, Chuuya, Fifteen Years Old from Hoshikawa-sensei!! so excited for this ^-^
“not all men” you’re right, oikawa tooru would do it in better clothes.
New homescreen check!!
I got all of the art from Pinterest so I have no idea about the artists tch



IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
I'll make this quick. I'm xxalwayssofia on ao3 and yk,, relationship reveal sofia? No? Maybe? Doesn't matter. Anyways, it has come to my attention that somebody was plagiarising my works, and I made an announcement about it.
Pretty please help spread it around and read it and all that,, okay thank you!
(using usual tags for max reach sorry <3)
Chuuya : I'm getting married.
Dazai, hurt : Oh... I'm very happy for-
Chuuya, slamming down marriage papers : It's you. Sign here.
Bitches be like: I watch bsd for the plot
The plot:



Soukoku on April's Fools
Dazai: Ne Chuuya, i have to tell you something.
Chuuya: Oh? What's up, asshole?
Dazai: So,, I have a crush on Fyodor
Chuuya: The Russian?
Dazai: The Russian.
Chuuya: Understandable. Have a good day.
Dazai: ??? How can u just not care, Chuuya!!
Chuuya: Happy April Fool's to you too, dumbass
...yeah this sucks sorry bye
Port Mafia days:
Chuuya: I'm so powerful, I can fix anything and everything
Dazai: can you fix my mental health issues?
Chuuya: yup *boops him on the nose*
Dazai:
Dazai, fighting back a smile: fuck, I love you
Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME
I'm the former,, where's my latter😔💔
BSD fans who have to add “anime” every time they Google a character and Japanese literature enthusiasts who have to add “real” every time they Google an author should kiss
😭✋🏻🥰😃 LMAO OK THEN
your 4 most recent emojis describe your 2022 experience mine are fucking 😔🤡✨😭
07 Jan


I need to go to therapy—you guys with me?



Joan Didion, Goodbye To All That
remember how dazai despised the sheep for using chuuya for their own personal gain? remember how he stood up to them by saying that chuuya is capable of making his own decisions? and how he always asks chuuya if he's alright with using corruption even if he already knows the answer?
dazai must be really pissed at the fact that his partner has been turned into a mindless vampire being used as fyodor's trump card
here's how this picture went

Chuuya: Oi Dazai, cmere a second
Dazai: uwah? Is this the chibi's way of flirting?
Chuuya: Stfu, I'm trying to take a selfie
Dazai: What's a sel-
Chuuya: *takes the picture*
Dazai: *blinks* No- Give that back-
Chuuya: Nah, that's my new wallpaper bro
chuuya and sigma interaction?
An out of character, sigma x chuuya conversation i made up for no reason;;
//BSD 98 SPOILERS //STORMBRINGER SPOILERS
Chuuya; whoa u started existing 3 years ago? damn thats rough
Sigma: ikr i hate it here,, but!! i found a love for cupcakes!!
Chuuya: omg me too!! man i remmeber when i didnt know what bread was
Sigma: oh noo same :(( i also have like no home ykwim?
Chuuya: man i didnt either,, dw you'll get there
sigma: ty ty chuuya-kun,, ok but like u know dazai?? how did u not kill him yet
Chuuya: U UNDERSTAND THEN! I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT I ASK MYSELF THAT EVERYDAY
Sigma: truly,, i hope a dragon comes and kills him or smthn
Chuuya: oh about that- fyodor tried that already,, i had to go save his ass
Sigma: u saved him...? why? dont u hate him
Chuuya: yes but its complicated,, hes my partner ykwim
Sigma: not exactly...?
Chuuya: its fine isnt it? hes a bastard and we agree to hate him right
Sigma: yeah definitely! like for once i just wanna ruin all his plans
Chuuya: tf why would u do that
Sigma: wouldnt it be fun if he just went away forever and stopped annoying us
Chuuya: ...no he cant do that- no- sigma?? no??
Sigma: ykw i think u might be crazier than dazai. shall i go find him again?
Chuuya: no bc i have good wine and he has cheap sake
Sigma: oh so true,, wanna come to my casino? its under renovations rn
Chuuya: so true hop on my bike bestie
to hell and back
Don't go where I can't follow

Do you promise?

I do.

But could you follow me to hell?

Probably not, but I'd try till my dying breath.

And even if you're corrupt beyond repair,

I'd still bring you back every single day





Margaret Atwood, Cat's Eye
SOUKOKU HOGWARTS AU
Chuuya Nakahara
Gryffindor but the Hat very, very nearly sent him to Hufflepuff (Chuuya heard someone in the train say that Hufflepuff is a house for ppl who aren't special and he tried to change the Sorting Hat's decision bcs he wants to look cool lmao)
He's good at Defense but someone always needs to remind him to use his wand, not his fists.
He doesn't care about his grades, until he met Dazai and suddenly everything became a competition.
He has a black cat named Arahabaki and he's a little demon (Baki hates Dazai and thats why Chuuya loves him)
His rivalry with Dazai is widespread and professors have to keep them away from each other to avoid stirring fights.
He doesn't give a shit about house rivalry because Kouyou is a Slytherin, he'll beat up anyone who annoys him equally.
Chuuya is a half-blood
Chuuya's housemates are confused at his relationship with Dazai, they say they hate each other but most of time, you'll find them hanging out even in their free time. (this is mostly bcs of Dazai who goes out in his way to find Chuuya and annoy him and suddenly they spent the whole day together)
He's amazing in Quidditch, and has a talent for Charms. He later becomes the Captain.
Tachihara, a gryffindor, is Chuuya's best friend (I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP DONT @ me)
Dazai Osamu
Before the Sorting Hat could fully reach his head, it screamed "Slytherin!" almost immediately.
Dazai hates green, and complains about how the colors don't match his fashion sense
Dazai's background remains a mystery to everyone. He has qualities that make up a high-class pureblood and his clothes are all tailored expensively, and yet no one knows who the fuck he is. When someone asks, he bullshits his answer every time.
In big parties, people has seen Dazai interact with Mori Ougai (the Minister of Magic) in many occasions and people suspect that he might be Mori's ward or son he's kept hidden all this time.
Dazai mostly fools around, doesn't take anything seriously and yet his housemates are fucking scared of him. Students from other houses don't understand the fear considering they only see him as a "goofy" slacker.
Dazai isnt friends with anyone in his house, and if he isn't seen with Chuuya, he's with Oda, a Hufflepuff student who's two years older than him. They have an inseparable friendship and Dazai grows a rare founded respect for him.
In potion making, Dazai is kept in a seperate table, alone, where he just sits there, not doing anything until all of the students finished with theirs. He's only allowed to do his potion when he has a supervisor watching him bcs he's drank or exploded his cauldron so many times that he's a safety hazard to his classmates and himself.
He's shit at Potions and following basic instructions.
He could score all of his subjects perfect, but he doesn't want to.
Yes, Dazai threw himself into the Black Lake. And jumped from the Gryffindor tower. And broke curfew to explore in the Forbidden Forest where he met a giant spider. And drank a highly dangerous potion before getting disappointed that he grabbed the wrong one. And—
Once a slytherin student was curious about what's under Dazai's bandages and snuck in his room to peak while he was dressing. He never came back the same again.
Professors rarely call Dazai out for recitation, because he'd always add an unnecessary comment and most of the times its directed to Chuuya and given the redhead's fiery attitude, Chuuya responds back and Dazai eggs him on until it ends with an inevitable brawl.
MORE SOUKOKU:
Chuuya knows something about Dazai's past considering when they first met, there was an instant resentment and familiarity. These two clearly had history together before they attended Hogwarts.
Dazai's grades are higher than average, but not like impressive. The only time he's ever shown a bit of seriousness in his grades is when Chuuya challenged him, and suddenly, his grades are all O's (except for his Potions LMAO). Chuuya loses.
No one's sure what the losing punishment is but Dazai now calls Chuuya his "dog" and Chuuya's face explodes into color but interestingly, the redhead doesn't oblige.
Oddly, Dazai bemoans about the Quidditch matches as tacky and boring but he never shows up late when Gryffindor's team is playing.
Chuuya's Patronus turns out to be a dog and he threatens bodily harm on anyone who'd tell on Dazai. Everyone wants to keep their heads so they agreed to keep their mouths shut.
When Oda graduated in his last year, Chuuya and Dazai's relationship changes. They still argue, still claim to hate each other, but they appear closer.
Dazai becomes touchy and Chuuya doesn't brush it off like he used to. Their arguments are less heated, and more playful banter.
"We're not flirting!" a voice booms at the gryffindor table once, when heads are turn to Chuuya, his face is all red and Tachihara seems tired about something.
A ravenclaw student sent a love letter to Chuuya, and a week later, a Troll invaded the girl's dorm (no one knows how it even got in) and she nearly got stuck with it. In the same week, someone pointed out marks on Chuuya's neck
"It's a mosquito," Chuuya answers venomously. "A very large, annoying mosquito."
Dazai seems to find his answer so hilarious.
(Maybe I'll do Shin Soukou next?)