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chuuya and sigma interaction?

An out of character, sigma x chuuya conversation i made up for no reason;;

//BSD 98 SPOILERS //STORMBRINGER SPOILERS

Chuuya; whoa u started existing 3 years ago? damn thats rough

Sigma: ikr i hate it here,, but!! i found a love for cupcakes!!

Chuuya: omg me too!! man i remmeber when i didnt know what bread was

Sigma: oh noo same :(( i also have like no home ykwim?

Chuuya: man i didnt either,, dw you'll get there

sigma: ty ty chuuya-kun,, ok but like u know dazai?? how did u not kill him yet

Chuuya: U UNDERSTAND THEN! I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT I ASK MYSELF THAT EVERYDAY

Sigma: truly,, i hope a dragon comes and kills him or smthn

Chuuya: oh about that- fyodor tried that already,, i had to go save his ass

Sigma: u saved him...? why? dont u hate him

Chuuya: yes but its complicated,, hes my partner ykwim

Sigma: not exactly...?

Chuuya: its fine isnt it? hes a bastard and we agree to hate him right

Sigma: yeah definitely! like for once i just wanna ruin all his plans

Chuuya: tf why would u do that

Sigma: wouldnt it be fun if he just went away forever and stopped annoying us

Chuuya: ...no he cant do that- no- sigma?? no??

Sigma: ykw i think u might be crazier than dazai. shall i go find him again?

Chuuya: no bc i have good wine and he has cheap sake

Sigma: oh so true,, wanna come to my casino? its under renovations rn

Chuuya: so true hop on my bike bestie