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Hey guys as the CEO Of Affocream Im planning something for this summer.
Im planning a fanart challenge for Affocream. Its either Affocream August or Affocream Week
edit: might remake the poll bc i meant to make it longer
And with that, Affocream August will be on!

Im working on a list of prompts rn with @starlightsugar @skullzandgutz and @slug-ball
Im so excited!
OMG OMG OMG THE SILLIES DIJDBSBSHBDBSBXBBDJDJFJFJFJ

Quick sleepy doodle of these absolute sillies
Its rare that I post any irl pictures but I just had to show off this amazing purchase


We are so here, Affocream Nation
You made me sit up to read this. I love Affocream and loved reading The Oddessy when I was in nineth grade. I will be obsessing over this au now. I don’t know what Epic the Musical is so Im gonna have to look that up
Im trying to think tho, who would the two women that like seduce Odysseus at different points in the journey be, because I really can only see Clotted being with Affo so i need to like think.
Wait omg, The sirens can be like Black Pearl or the Gem Mermaids
Odysseus’ crew should imo be Crunchy Chip, Wildberry, Finnancier and perhaps Captian Caviar
I will come up with new ideas for this au which im calling “The Cookie Odyssey”(get it bc thats the name of the update Clotted Comes from and its also like the Epic, im funny guys trust/j)
Epic au cookie run
So I love cookie run. I especially love Affogato cookie x Clotted cream cookie . Another thing I love is epic the musical and the Odyssey in general, and because Cookie Run has an Odyssey story, this idea cams to me in the middle of a car ride,
Roles :
Odysseus - clotted cream
Penelope - Affogato
Athena - wind acher
Eurylochus - Either wild berry or crunchy chip cookie
Poseidon - Dark Enchantress
Zeus - either dark cacao cookie or Strom bringer
Feel free to add on or make your own version of this au
ooh i like Peach Blossom being Circe and yea i agree w the gem mermaids being sirens. I’ll think abt this more.
Epic au cookie run
So I love cookie run. I especially love Affogato cookie x Clotted cream cookie . Another thing I love is epic the musical and the Odyssey in general, and because Cookie Run has an Odyssey story, this idea cams to me in the middle of a car ride,
Roles :
Odysseus - clotted cream
Penelope - Affogato
Athena - wind acher
Eurylochus - Either wild berry or crunchy chip cookie
Poseidon - Dark Enchantress
Zeus - either dark cacao cookie or Strom bringer
Feel free to add on or make your own version of this au
Should I start doing daily Affocream Headcannons?
If so, Heres day one and its kinda agnsty so strap in
Affocream Headcanons: Day 1
again, this ones agnsty
The biggest arguement the two ever got into, was when Affo wanted thier relationship to go public but Clotted wasn’t ready(because of what the elders would think). Affo just, for once, wants someone whos proud to be with him, one real relationship where he doesn’t have to sneak around and feel like a secret.
They do eventually tell the public, it goes as well as you would expect from the Elders, but they can’t do anything about thier relationship so they just sat thier and complained to themselves.
Ajdjdhbsbdjd STOP those first two posts are actually Affogato, I can confirm that, Im his headpeice thing






I just found out MY SHITPOST PICTURE is the first thing that comes up when you search Affocream on google!

I AM THE AFFOCREAM CEO
Daily Affocream Headcannon Day 2:
Do you guys know that livestream from the 2 year aniversery of CRK where the VAs read out fan letters to thier characters and Clotted got to read some.
My Headcannon is that Affogato calls Clotted Cream his “precious cinnamon scone with jam on top”.
And Affo sings the “O Christmas Tree” adaptation from that livestream every year and Clotted cringes every time.
Heres a link if you don’t know what I’m talking abt:


You know that scene in Titanic when everyone is dead in the water after the ship sinks except for Rose so she has to blow the whistle to let people know shes still alive.
Rose is me (and all my moots)
Daily Affocream Hcs Day 3:
During meetings or at a dinner/an event with the Elders, Affo and Clotted sometimes secretly hold hands under the table (perhaps putting ones hand on the other’s thigh if they feel bold that day)
Ik this is late, but
Daily Affocream Hcs Day 4:
When they go to a restaurant for a date, It is necessary that Affogato gets a dessert before Clotted asks for the bill.
Hey random question i was just thinking of
Daily Affocream Hcs Day 5:
Before their wedding, as Clotted was getting ready, he just practiced calling Affogato his husband in the mirror.
Ooh I did not expect “Secret Third Option” to come out on top. My friend was right.
I saw someone also say he should wear like a hanfu/hanbok or smth and I like the staying in touch with his culture!
I still liked the dress idea so Im gonna maybe draw Affo in the 3rd option, The Dress, and the Traditional Outfit to see what I like.
Hey random question i was just thinking of
Daily Affocream Hcs Day 6:
Sometimes when Clotted has a hard day, Affo will offer to give him a massage on his shoulders or back because he usually gets sore there.
Daily Affocream Hcs Day 7:
Im sorry but this is late, long AND agnsty, but in a hurt/comfort way.
Once, during a Council meeting with the Elders, Clotted Cream ended up having an anxiety attack and ran out of the meeting for a bit becuase he didn’t know what to do or if he was even going to live through it.
Affogato realized something was wrong with him, and followed him to his study to help him through it, getting him a scone, some water and letting him borrow some of his lavender oils to help clear his head. They talked for a bit and Affo did actually have one or two anxiety attacks before in his life and knows how much pressure Clotted’s father puts on him.
Altough some Elders were unhappy, Affo dismissed the meeting untill furthur notice, After Clotted felt better.
WOOOOO Yea!
YALL AFFOCREAM NATION…
I made this
