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Wildberry: We need a distraction.

Clotted Cream: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Crunchy Chip, whispering: My time has come.

Wildberry: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Crunchy Chip: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Wildberry: Yes!

Clotted Cream: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Wildberry, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Crunchy Chip, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Clotted Cream: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Wildberry: playing systemic oppression

Wildberry: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Crunchy Chip: The car takes a screenshot.

Clotted Cream: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Wildberry, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Clotted Cream: You did WHAT–

Crunchy Chip: William Snakepeare

*Wildberry and Crunchy Chip sitting in jail together*

Crunchy Chip: So who should we call?

Wildberry: I’d call Clotted Cream, but I feel safer in jail.

Wildberry: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Crunchy Chip: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Clotted Cream isn’t.

Wildberry: I trust Crunchy Chip.

Clotted Cream: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Wildberry: I wouldn't go that far.

Wildberry: How's the sexiest man here~?

Crunchy Chip: I don't know, how are you~?

Wildberry, flustered: I-

Clotted Cream, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Wildberry, negotiating with Crunchy Chip: We have Clotted Cream. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Clotted Cream: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Wildberry:

Clotted Cream: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Wildberry: CLOTTED CREAM STOP.

Just some Polygamous WildClottedChip with Clotted Cream in a Virgin Sweater. Crunchy and Wildberry approves!

Just sleeping with you guy friends. Nothing weird here

Looks like wearing clothes from your native homeland wasn't the best idea. At least Crunchy and Wildberry think Clotted's cute.

TMW your boyfriends borrow your clothes because they forgot to bring their own PJs

Yeah, it looks like utter dog 💩. But I did the best I could

I saw one of your WildClottedChip posts and saw Clotted Cream Cookie being snatched by Wildberry Cookie. How often does Wildberry be lovingly snatching his partners?

He does not lift them often but he mainly does it when Clotted Cream Cookie over working themselves (it’s rare but it happens) and if Crunchy Chip Cookie can’t see something in a crowd.

Requests Open!

You can request any WildClottedChip scenario with the base below(I either found this on Twitter or Pinterest, I can't remember 😔)

CLOSED- D3, D2

Pls send requests, I'm begging, I don't know which base to choose😓

Please do D3 Wildberry blue Clotted yellow and Crunchy Chip red if you can :3

Ask and you shall receive!😻

Hi it's me! Do you think you can do D2? For the WildClottledChip ship

Here you are(sorry the background looks like 💩)

WildClottedChip Headcanons That No One Asked For ❤️💚💛

English isn't the trios first language. Clotted Cream is fluent in French, Wildberry is fluent in Italian, and Crunchy Chip is fluent in Korean. Wildberry is semi fluent in French, and is able to have conversations with Clotted Cream.

Clotted Cream is actually a little self conscious about his eyes, because people who don't know him think he's visually impaired because of their glazed look. Crunchy Chip used to avoid making eye contact for a short period because of this.

Wildberry allows Clotted Cream to braid his hair. Clotted Cream *still* braided Financier's hair from time to time.

Clotted Cream's favorite flower would be Lavender. Crunchy and Wildberry can sometimes smell the scent of Lavender on him, most notably, his hair.

Before getting to know Crunchy and Wildberry better, Clotted Cream didn't have a nickname. After meeting Crunchy and Wildberry however, he received the nicknames-"Creamer, Creama (Wildberry), Clott/Clotts (Crunchy), Keulim (Crunchy), Creme (by both)

Crunchy isn't allowed to cook. At all. He's forever banned from the kitchen.

Wildberry and Crunchy were already together when Clotted Cream realized he had feelings for them. Wildberry was the one who suggested the polygamous relationship. Crunchy warmed to Clotted eventually.

Clotted Cream learned that Crunchy was Trans because Crunchy just said he was. Crunchy found out by walking in on Clotted Cream getting dressed.

Wildberry gets sick easily whenever he visits the Cacao Kingdom. Crunchy and Clotted Cream like to tease him about how strong he is physically, but immune system wise.

Crunchy is a SUCKER for cheesy romance. He has a whole collection of romance novels hidden in his room. He didn't realize how cheesy they were until Wildberry and Clotted Cream read them and lightly teased him about it.

Clotted Cream has a bad habit of biting his nails, which is the main reason why he wears gloves all the time.

Crunchy enjoys Wildberry's and Clotted Cream's pastries. So does Cream Wolf.

Wildberry is big fan of poetry, but has trouble writing it himself.