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*The squad is having dinner together*
Wildberry: Crunchy Chip, can you pass the salt?
Crunchy Chip: *Throws Clotted Cream across the table*
Crunchy Chip: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Clotted Cream: Crunchy no.
Wildberry: Mistlefoe.
Clotted Cream: Please stop encouraging him.
Wildberry: We need a distraction.
Clotted Cream: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Crunchy Chip, whispering: My time has come.
Wildberry: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Crunchy Chip: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Wildberry: Yes!
Clotted Cream: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Wildberry, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Crunchy Chip, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Clotted Cream: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Wildberry: playing systemic oppression
Wildberry: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Crunchy Chip: The car takes a screenshot.
Clotted Cream: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Wildberry, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Clotted Cream: You did WHAT–
Crunchy Chip: William Snakepeare
*Wildberry and Crunchy Chip sitting in jail together*
Crunchy Chip: So who should we call?
Wildberry: I’d call Clotted Cream, but I feel safer in jail.
Wildberry: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Crunchy Chip: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Clotted Cream isn’t.
Wildberry: I trust Crunchy Chip.
Clotted Cream: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Wildberry: I wouldn't go that far.
Wildberry: How's the sexiest man here~?
Crunchy Chip: I don't know, how are you~?
Wildberry, flustered: I-
Clotted Cream, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Wildberry, negotiating with Crunchy Chip: We have Clotted Cream. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Clotted Cream: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Wildberry:
Clotted Cream: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Wildberry: CLOTTED CREAM STOP.
Just some Polygamous WildClottedChip with Clotted Cream in a Virgin Sweater. Crunchy and Wildberry approves!
Just sleeping with you guy friends. Nothing weird here
Looks like wearing clothes from your native homeland wasn't the best idea. At least Crunchy and Wildberry think Clotted's cute.
TMW your boyfriends borrow your clothes because they forgot to bring their own PJs
Yeah, it looks like utter dog 💩. But I did the best I could
I saw one of your WildClottedChip posts and saw Clotted Cream Cookie being snatched by Wildberry Cookie. How often does Wildberry be lovingly snatching his partners?
He does not lift them often but he mainly does it when Clotted Cream Cookie over working themselves (it’s rare but it happens) and if Crunchy Chip Cookie can’t see something in a crowd.
Requests Open!
You can request any WildClottedChip scenario with the base below(I either found this on Twitter or Pinterest, I can't remember 😔)
CLOSED- D3, D2
Pls send requests, I'm begging, I don't know which base to choose😓
Please do D3 Wildberry blue Clotted yellow and Crunchy Chip red if you can :3
Ask and you shall receive!😻
