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The Surprise | kth
Genre: established relationship, smut, nonidol!au Pairing: nonidol!Tae x reader Word Count: 2.1k Warnings: pegging, ass play (eating that ass like I aspire to do), dirty talk Summary: You’ve explored everything in the realm of sex with Tae, that includes using toys on him, but this time you decide to surprise him with a little more.
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thinking about giving a handsome butch a little fashion show of all my lingerie, telling them they can pick which set they get to fuck me in, encouraging them to give each new look a test so they can make their educated decision
maybe they’d interrupt my showing off to tell me to come over to them, push and pull on the fabric to see how easily they could get access to me, grope and manhandle me to see how soft the sheerness and lace really is, bounce me on their bulge a little to see how nice my tits move, or smack my ass to ask how well the fabric insulates me from the sting. and as the show goes on, it becomes more and more clear that the interruptions are less about testing the lingerie as much as they are about seeing how fast they can get me to soak through and ruin each one.
men & minors, & ageless blogs DNI; this post is lesbian
TWST favs list
okay so I'm gonna separate these by 3rd years 2nd years 1st years staff and other characters!!! okay first are the first years
first years. 1. Deuce 2. Jack 3. Ace 4. epel 5.sebek
second years 1.Floyd 2.Silver 3. Riddle. 4. Azul 5.Jade 6. Jamil 7.Ruggie 8. Kalim
third years 1. Malleus 2. Leona 3. Trey 4. Cater (I KIN HIM) 5.idia 6.Vil 7.Lilia 8.Rook
School staff 1.SAM 2.Crowley 3. Crewel 4.Train 6. Vargas
other characters: all you gotta know is Rollo is at the end of the list <3
(WILLING TO HEAR PEOPLES OPINIONS ON ROLLO MAYBE IT MAY CHANGE)
OH MY GOD
mum crocheted a todd plushie and he has my entire heart. please show him some love
hes very soft, and he has a feeder hand and glow in the dark eyes
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IVE READ OMG
The Book Keeper
Kili x Reader
Fandom: Tolkien
Summary: On an unsuspecting summer afternoon, Gandalf the Gray shows up on your front porch and, much like he did to Bilbo, sweeps you up into an adventure you never could have imagined. With the knowledge of things to come, will you be able to change the ending?
Note: For my sanity, we’re pretending the book describes the dwarves the way they look in the movies. Also I’m gonna deviate a bit from book canon and dip my toes (more like my entire leg) into movie canon just because things flow a little better that way. Also also, I took some liberties with the Dwarvish courting customs. I will probably also be uploading this to AO3 at some point, separated into chapters for easier navigation.
Bear with me and behold my Magnum Opus.
Warnings: canon-typical violence, the Hobbit spoilers, alcohol/drinking, some angst but a fluffy ending, mentions of injuries, kind of a slow burn but very fluffy
Word Count: 45k
Reader Is: Female, from our world, 23 years old
Stuck. You were stuck. You read the last few sentences back to yourself, but they didn’t make anything click. You’d lost your steam and now, you were stuck once again.
Writing was a lot harder than it looked, that was for sure, but writing something fantasy? You were finding the task nearly impossible. When you’d started the project several months before, it had seemed so fun. You’d grown up on Narnia, on Lord of the Rings. Building your own fantasy world would be quite the task, you’d known, but perhaps you didn’t know quite how time consuming it would be, let alone when you added in the characters and their characterizations, which fantasy creatures to include, how the magic would work, how the weapons would work and so on and so forth.
Thinking about it too much gave you a headache, so you sat back in your chair, closing your laptop. Maybe you needed a break. Some more caffeine, maybe, some stretches for your strained neck and sore wrists.
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Just finished reading the first “A Darker Shade of Magic” book, I’m really excited for the next one; but in the mean time I need to read the second Caraval book.
Gojo Satoru x fem!reader
Content Warnings: oral sex(f!recieving) Minors DNI
You’re resting your back uncomfortably against the bed. Your hair was mussed and your eyes droopy. Shoko almost feels bad for waking you up, but business is business.
“Hey,” Shoko walks in, a shadow against the faint moonlight seeping through the curtains. “Have you seen Satoru around?”
“Nope,” your voice, parched as your throat was, comes out hoarse and high pitched as you reshuffle the thick blanket over your legs. “Why would I know where he is?”
“Well,” she ventured as her fingers grazed the slope of her nose. “You two have been hanging out a lot recently.”
“We’ve all been hanging out a lot recently,” you murmured.
“Right,” she said, a hesitant nod punctuating her response. “In any case, if you do see him — tell him Yaga wants to see him sometime today. So he needs to stop ignoring him and answer his phone.”
"Understood," you managed, just about muffling a yelp.
“Also,” she say, contemplatively. You wish she would just leave soon. It was your fault for prolonging the conversation this far in the first place. Why’d you have to ask her questions?
“I’m only saying this because I don’t think I'll live long enough to see this play out but I’m pretty sure Satoru is in love with you.”
Your form stills, eyes widening, as a myriad of questions wait on the edge of your lips, waiting to just tremble their way right out. How do you know? How long have you known? Why? Did he tell you? Why?
But you think there’s no point if the man will refute the accusation just as quickly as they slipped out of her mouth.
“Make of that what you will,” she concluded plainly as she made her exit.
At the sound of the door hitting close, the weight beneath you starts to shuffle, causing you to let out a soft repressed moan.
"Satoru," you whimpered. "How can you just continue—"
“Weren’t you just begging me to make you come?” He looks up, his eyes alight, his lips glistening with the residue of spit and come.
"I never— Ugh. Did you not hear what she just said?"
“What about it?” he inquired, nonchalant, as he continued his ministrations unabated, peppering soft kisses ticklish kisses onto your stomach and your thighs.
You stared back, incredulous as he goes on and on, licking into your cunt. And he’s messy with it too, despite your many protests.
He never half asses sex, he had exclaimed with a grin, to which you often retorted — I wish you wouldn’t half ass the fucking dishes. You found an odd sense of joy in saying that, you thought you sounded like one of those old married couples.
“What do you mean ‘What about it’?” you ventured, though the words trembled as you spoke. Were you even prepared to face the end of his response? "Are you...?"
“Am I what?” He looks back up again, his eyes a bit hazy as his hand comes up to wipe his lips.
His eyes flip back to your face, maintaining eye contact. “In love with me?” you ask, and it comes out as a mere whisper.
His response arrives swiftly, devoid of any hesitation. "Of course," he affirms, “You think I like to cut my sleep short just to put you to sleep?”
Your eyes go wide, gulping you speak up. “Yes?”
“No, stupid," he chides, his fingers reaching to pinch your thighs, eliciting a muted yelp from you.
He looks back at you now, his eyes droopy and low, his lips curved into a soft smile and his face beautiful as the moon. He says, "I love you.”
"Really?"
"Yes, really," he chuckles. "Now, do you want to come or not?”
"Uh, yes. Please," you smile. "And Satoru..."
He hums, holding your gaze with an intensity that had been missing for as long as you knew him. And so, you say, "I love you too."
“I love you,” he repeats, and you think the more he says it, the more you can believe him.
Ava when I catch you. Ava when I catch you.
YOU HAVE CAUSE ME GREAT PAIN THANK YOU FOR THAT ( ；∀；)
Death isn't quite as Jason imagined. He had pictured it in his head decades ago: his bed was surrounded by his children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Piper was there as well, looking as beautiful as the day he met her.
'You can let go now, Jason. It's okay,' she said softly. He didn't need her charmspeak to convince him that it was okay to let go; he knew it was. And so, he did.
Except this was a vision. A vision that shattered decades ago. Piper wasn't his wife, and he was no one's husband. On his death bed, there was no wife. But there was someone else’s husband.
"You can let go now, Jason. It's okay," Nico whispered to him, his cold, delicate fingers brushing against his cheeks. He looked as beautiful and as youthful as ever - but of course he did; he was immortal now.
"I'm afraid," Jason admitted, trembling bony hands clasping Nico's. "I'm afraid to go."
He wasn't afraid of death, no. He was afraid of his judgement.
"You're going to Elysium, I promise. You won't lose your memories." Because that was Jason’s only fear - losing his memories of this lifetime. "I'll be with you. Every step of the way."
It wasn't the reassurance that he was going to Elysium that made it easier to let go. It was the promise that Nico would be with him that convinced him to let go.
As Nico coaxed him to his eternal sleep, Jason continued to stare at his beautiful face for as long as he could. 'You can let go,' Nico said. Indeed, he could let go now. Of his life. Of his love.
@small-gotham TAUGHT ME HOWS TO MAKE MOOD BOARDS!!!!!! I MADES MY FIRST ONE BASED ON MY REGRESSION!! IM SO EXCITED TO MAKES MORE!!
Credits under the cut!
The sun is my spouse's (@grauntiemotersblog) art and the moon is mine!
I used a lot of PicsArt stickers feature for most of it!
The book is my own copy I used the website Remove.BG to get rid of backgrounds for the book and Sun and Moon :)
The banner is @puppershy 's!! I requested it a few days ago. TY!!!
I can't remember for the life of me what picrews I used for the image of me, if I find it I'll link it here!!!!
THE PACI AND CLIP WERE DELIVERED OMG
Now I just need to find a way to go get them before anyone else and they're mine :]
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.... Any more xenodora thoughts floating around.... For the people... (Also dw I have bartylus song explanations on the way)
(yayyyyy take ur timee)
I love them so much. They are freaky and weird respectively. Xeno explores what goes beyond the limits of biology while Pandora explores the intricacies within. I like to think they are very different but also very similar. Like Pandora is who Xeno would've been if he had company outside of indulging adults and Disney princess-esque relationships with animals around his home and Xeno is who Pandora would've been without Evan and the experiments she conducts. But deep down they are similar at their core as they both reflect life. Their romance encapsulates the vibes of Romantic Lover by Eyedress, this vhs camcorder quality type of romance, preserved as a memory.
Pandora is not beating the mother in a coming-of-age movie allegation. IM SORRY
Anyways, they created their own family with a textbook on biology and blunt in their hands (literally) <3
They meet at a party and hate each other for a bit. Which I just got reminded of a draft I have about their beginning:
I imagine Xenodora not getting along at first, in the beginning, they are both fighting over existing and nonexistent biology. Pandora is arguing intensely that the existence of a Blibbering Humdinger and Crumple-Horned Snorkack do not make sense and contradict magic. At the same time, Xeno is firmly against her words and goes on a long intricate rampage about how their existence in fact does make sense. Pandora is clutching her pearls in horror because she did not just spend her entire childhood studying the intricacies of the living and magic just for this pretty idiotic person to barge in and spout nonsense. She is so baffled that her mind is like "I must get closer to them to study their brain wave" or something like that, she is fully convinced that Xeno is mocking her (because how tf does one come to such a conclusion about insects?) but nope! They really are just like this due to years of their outlandish theories being fed by their mother and extended family members who found them funny. They stand with full confidence that they are right and eventually, Pandora starts to find it somewhat endearing because Xeno's rants are oddly nice to hear, and their voice is very smooth. Plus they're funny as hell, their thoughts are so outlandishly wrong that if she squints, she can see what they are talking about.
She realizes she likes them and has to sit there for a good minute with her lips firmly pressed together to gather herself. When Xeno realizes they like Pandora, they immediately start giving her interesting gifts (Ex: bones, jars of bugs, a roll of pretty lace they thought she would like, a pair of pretty scissors Xeno engraved her name on, doodles, preserved butterflies, worn novels, a dress here and there). They are very proud of themselves as Pandora examines each and every gift very closely with a smile.
However, this isn't to say that Pandora is this rule-abiding person! I certainly see her being a sort of whimsy type, but it's purposeful in the way that Xeno isn't. Pandora loves being this eccentric woman sending chills down people's spines with her words, but she'll always be watching. She'll always be aware, that's why she loves being eccentric. Reactions entertain her, and she loves being entertained! She loves being unpredictable to see the shock plastered over a stranger/passerby. Xeno is eccentric because it's who he is. He's blind to the world around him, perfectly content in his maze of overgrown weeds. Pandora allows a view outside of the maze from time to time, but when she dies, Xeno holds their daughter closer and ventures deeper.
I like to think that over time, he overcomes grief. But he will always be subconsciously seeking Pandora out in every situation, crowd, and time while also hiding from everyone with Luna close to his chest. He raises Luna away from everyone to preserve Pandora's memory.
I really like their canon relationship so I'd like to keep it. Esp when Xeno ceases all support of Harry in the books just to keep her alive.
ok, i totally live in another plane of existence and not up to date with my fandom news….lmao….i just found out CP3 is set to release in Feb (T▽T) (T▽T) (T▽T)
i hope some nice fluffy scene like this happens……they’re…somewhere…in someone’s country……and being lovey dovey……LOL. i think its time to reread the books……………..
yes, I’m back
and so are the men….very soon…. ʘ‿ʘ
I want to eat an entire continent but my stomach isnt letting me😡😡😡
I swear i can eat like 2 chikkn nuggs and a peice of cut up cucumber an im full BUT I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING
IM TIRED OF NYATT BEING A BIG BACK LIKE THIS IS SO CRUEL, I FELT SO SICK WHEN I ATE A DOUBLE PATTY BURGER THE OTHER WEEK☹☹☹
I jus want food😣
