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URL's: givers of much needed context, yet killers of hopes of getting to kiss Alexstrasza on her big pretty face.
I was walking through a crowd at a Three Days Grace concert, and suddenly this girl grabbed me and said, “Oh my gods, honey, I'e been looking everywhere for you.” She claimed to be my fiancée, and she gave me this cool iron ring and taught me how to box. We went wedding dress shopping and she got a gorgeous lace gown and I got a mix between a dress and a tux (that I absolutely rocked).
Then she morphed into a dragon and ate my dad. We still got married tho.
The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.
And funny headcanon about them:
Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.
Wrathion: Rude.
Kalec: You're 13, sit down.
Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*
Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!
Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!
Thrall: Isn't he bi?
Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!
Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?
Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!
Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*
do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should
i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.
THAT IS CRIMINAL!
two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf
The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza
Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu
Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera
Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.
Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.
Alexstrasza: I'll show you the first Blue Aspect and his three main consorts
Malygos, Sindragosa, Saragosa and Haleh: *Clearly a gay guy and three lesbians in a throuple with him as their beard*
Alexstrasza: Where's Malygos, Ysera, and Nozdormu? Neltharion: They're playing hide and seek. Alexstrasza: Where? Neltharion: I don't think you get how this game works.
Neltharion: Anyone d- Malygos: Depressed? Nozdormu: Drained? Ysera: Dumb? Alexstrasza: Disliked? Neltharion: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Neltharion: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Malygos: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Neltharion: Three of us saw it, Malygos. How do you explain that? Malygos: *points at Ysera* Sleep deprivation. *points at Nozdormu* Paranoia. *points at Alexstrasza* Delusional.
Neltharion: What’s something you guys are better than Malygos at? Ysera: Mario Kart. Nozdormu: Yeah, video games. Alexstrasza: Emotional vulnerability.
Neltharion: Bye Malygos! Bye Ysera! Bye Nozdormu! Bye Alexstrasza! Bye Malygos! Ysera: You said ‘bye Malygos’ twice. Neltharion: I like Malygos.
Neltharion: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Malygos: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Ysera: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Nozdormu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Alexstrasza: My moral code, is that you? Neltharion: Neltharion: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Neltharion: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Malygos: Have everyone stand. Ysera: Bring three more chairs! Nozdormu: The most important ones can sit down. Alexstrasza: Kill three.
Alexstrasza: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Malygos: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Please reblog this with your Alexstrasza slander! I want to know if I'm missing any of her major sins.
So far, I knw she has:
Killed a bunch of innocent blue whelps who had nothing to do with the Nexus war
Waved Malygos' mate's corpse in front of him as a taunt
Condoned, or at least covered up, the forced breeding of Nyxondra
So much child abuse
Literally gave no fucks about Malygos going insane. Like, he was there for 10,000 years and she didn't even think 'We should check on him' until, first, she needed him to do something to benefit her, and second TO MURDER HIM. Like, maybe if you actually bothered to care, the entire Nexus war could have been prevented.
Continued to destroy Black Dragon eggs despite finding out how to purify them. She doesn't even make an effort to regain the technology to purify them. 'Life' my ass.
Add your own Alexstrasza slander in comments and reblogs, please!
'Can you kill god?' With the Dragons of Warcraft+Friends
Thinks they can kill God, can: Malygos, Nozdormu
Thinks they can kill God, can't: Alexstrasza, Sabellion, Nefarion, Neltharion, Arygos, Stellagosa (No hate to my queen)
Thinks they can't kill God, can: Kalecgos
Thinks they can't kill God, can't: Anduin,
Accidentally killed God in a Wendy's parking lot in 2018: Chromie, Wrathion
Will kill God if he doesn't shut up: Kleia
Is God: Pelagos
Alexstrasza: Personally, I like Sabellion more.
Kalecgos, Merithra, Khadgar, Medivh, Malygos, Sindragosa, Chromie, Nozdormu, Soridormi, Pelagos, Ebyssian, my 50 characters, Anduin Wrynn, Llane Wrynn (who has been watching Azeroth like a reality TV show since he died), Cindrethresh, Left and Right, the rest of the Blacktalon, the Mag'har Orcs, half of Azeroth: ...
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