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Happy special birthday to you all đâ¤ď¸
How would D, Alucard and Aizawa celebrate their s/oâs birthday?
Itâs not my intention to brag but my birthday is coming up soon and it made me curious about how these three men would react.
đYour Special Birthday đ

đSo believe it or not, I did some research for this one. I don't know which generation (better 18 or older gen zđ) you are. Also I'm a total outlier.Â
Defined outlier: noun
something that lies outside the main body or group that it is a part of, as a cow far from the rest of the herd Aka someone who stands apart from others of his or her group, as by differing behavior, beliefs, or religious practices:
đ¤ŹAnd an angry one at thatâŚ
đ§Š Anyrate now comes the writing part. This is a challenge too as not sure what you like, so throwing provebal darts at Alucard and he cheats.đľâđŤ
âď¸ â˘Vampire Hunter D
âłď¸This scenario is different as in the future of Earth, 12,000 years after a nuclear war destroyed most of civilization..
D would be about seeing the unique and mysterious aspects of this future:
â˘He would take you to forgotten Noble flower gardens with the rarest plants and flowers that won't try eating you for a meal.
â˘Exotic and mostly safe animals..ones that most humans have never seen, let alone be able to touch some.
â˘D playing a wooden flute he crafted with his vampiric nails. It probably has a carved pattern. And can this man play beautifully or not? Â
â˘Better yet he would sing some lines from a Noble song called song of D. Yes D has a song which almost forgotten by nobles about Sacred Ancestor's only success, D.
â˘Perhaps acquiring season sensitive fruit to create a fabulous cake or favorite dessert.
â˘Most things are well in D's grasp though flying a Noble ship to Jupiter and visiting a vampire base is a No. He doesn't trust you will get back in one piece. (And yeah the cannons can still hit Earth from Jupiter)
â˘Romantic things like holding hands, delicate kisses and body massages. But you are in the mood for some rough birthday sex fun, he's game too.
It's all about you on your birthdayâŚ
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âŠď¸ â˘Shouta AizawaÂ
â˘Shouta is too busy between you, teaching and underground hero business. SoâŚ
â˘Hizashi Yamada is his loud wing man. Instagram and tik tok fueled announcing your birthday. Hizashi creates what the rest of the world gets to see of you on your special day.
â˘Small group of hero friends party with such gifts as self care sets, mini candles, plushies or something like the box of emotions.Â
â˘Maybe a click and grow Smart garden so both of you save money and eat more healthily.
â˘Perhaps Airtight cold brewing iced coffee maker for your coffee fix and his too..
â˘themed party other than hero if you wish. Perhaps traditional Japanese dress. Traditional music and food. Or Harry Potter ( Shouta as Snape would be amazing and hilarious).
â˘If a 'night owl' the small party goes late into the night..
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đĄ â˘Vivode Vlad
It's the 1400âs so it's about having a ball in your name..
â˘The best food you love and dancing till early hours of the morning. You are the most beautifully dressed and Vlad matches his dress clothes to compliment yours.
â˘A birthday announcement by Vlad and all in the ballroom wish you a happy birthday.
â˘Gifts of one of a kind jewelry, fabulous clothes of silk and velvet. Egyptian perfume and such.
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đˇNo Life King
â˘A themed night as a private masquerade party of two. Perhaps a pianiste or violin player for classical music.
 â˘A fabulous Romanian meal cooked by thee Vampire King. The dessert is to die for. He even eats a small amount of the meal he cooked.
Just remember he's going to be hungry for your blood..
â˘You see him with all the polished aspects of the perfect gentleman. How you and he glide across the dance floor via his shadows.
â˘If warmer months stroll under the moon in the Hellsing rose garden. If colder than probably the beautifully crafted arboretum on Hellsing grounds.
â˘And the rare experience of Alucard singing to you. It's part of becoming a vampire, a beautiful and seductive voice. Singing well becomes another vampire trait like vampiress coos and male vampire rumbling purrs.
⢠You will be ready for bed when the sun is beginning to just come up.
A sunrise that's pale to the color of his eyes..
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Footnotes:
Gen z


Millennials




Zoomers & MillennialsÂ

Gen X

@amikartest @artsy-jandi @three-of-crows @alucardownsmyass
I can sympathize with the shoulder injury, not fun to deal with - best of everything with recovery. Speaking of personal experience...how would Alucard be around a romantic interest when he finds out they had renounced their Catholic faith some years prior? This may be triggering for those that experienced this as I had. A number of factors played into the decision such as growing up in a oppressive/abusive household, living with constant anxiety and fear of persecution and manipulation from family members and congregation. But they had broke free and severed all ties to that life and now live as they please. They have become more jaded towards the denomination...and of course I'm sure they would have a field day with Father Anderson. I enjoy your writing and dedication, please take care. PS - I've gotten into reading Vampire Hunter D due to reading many of your older asks involving him <3
As You Believe

đThank you for your concern on my shoulder đ I have gone to using the tablet. I can use my left hand for typing and let the right side rest.
This is in my opinion and an easy one for me. There will not be any religious bashing. I for a period of time was a strong opinionated and (renounced Christianity) agnostic.I start this ask with a quote from Dusk till Dawn. Jacob is the father and a disillusioned pastor. I believe this movie quote explains this the best..
âŻď¸â˘Jacob Fuller: (Dusk till Dawn) Every person who... chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk.
Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself: am I a fool? I'm not going through a lapse; what I've experienced is closer to awakening.
âŽď¸â˘One final thing, it is not good enough to tolerate others but one should feel compassion for themâŚ
đˇNow to Alucard's response..
â˘So there is some historical debate if Vlad III Dracula was forced to convert to Catholicism from Greek Orthodox in order to marry his second wife who was from Hungary. I think a cousin to the king Matthias Corvinus. Also the Sultan Mehmed's Father tried to force Vlad to convert to Islam.
Note; By the way, Christianity only dates back to one century ec. Islam is a 7th century starting spot. Technically 'baby' religions. Hindu is the oldest recorded.
â˘With this bit of history, Alucard wouldn't care. He completely lost faith and cursed God by denouncing his religious faith then becoming the first Nosferatu.
The Vampire King would be pleased that you found a more peaceful change considering what happened to Him. And what was going on in your mortal life.
Your heart isn't filled with blind rageâŚ
â˘Remember that Vlad would have severed ties to the last of his family of cousins (in Moldavia for example) Besides the church.
â˘The Unholy King fully knows what fear and persecution is. How a family manipulation and a congregation can befull of judgment which leads to tearing down a person versus lifting one up.
â˘Alucard would discuss what are the beliefs besides Christianity. Though You would need to educate the Impaler King that killing Muslims is wrong. Persecution of the Jews even today and not adding to it. There isn't (shouldn't have) a sanctioned crusade to wipe these people and religions.
They have a right to exist.Though the sigils offer more control on his violent purging except for NaziâŚ
But of course.. darling.
"Draga mea, eČti, aČa cum stai ĂŽn faČa mea. Ai pe4fect de ani aČa cum eČti..(My darling you are, as you stand before me. You are perfect as you are..)
Footnotes:
Dusk till Dawn movie quotes

Christianity

@alucardownsmyass @amikartest @artsy-jandi
So sweet of them đĽ°
How you meet
For pip and alucard (seperately plz
Fluff
Nice to Meet You Mon Cherie

Bonjour Ma tigresse (good morning my tiger..)
đThe challenge is on nowâŚ
I will answer in the order you gave me Stygianoir. Working on remembering more French to fill out Captain Bernadotte.
đNote I found a coat of arms for Pip so at some point he was from noble blood. Alucard needs his aquiline nose flicked..reader is Latina for this ask.
đ Terms:
Tu=personal version of you
Vous=formal word for you
Ma tigresse=slightly fierce term of endearment (tiger)

đĽâ˘Captain Pip Bernadotte~Wild Geese
(I think he could be quite charming in gentleman like manner vs his usual shallow chain smoking nature)
â˘You enter Hellsing Organization, dressed nicely and looking good for your interview. Your dark hair shines in the sunlight.
â˘You sit in the kitchen as you have arrived fifteen minutes early as suggested, especially it being England and Hellsing.
The butler named Walter offers coffee or tea to you..
â˘That's when a man of slender build and slightly taller than average. His long braided hair is brown with natural red tints.
And his green eyes twinkle 'of mischief'...
â˘Suddenly he stops in his tracks, removes his slouch hat and puts his Lucky Strike cigarette out. You deserve respect and he can behave like a gentleman with you.
"Ma tigresse!" He smiles happily but sincerely. "I 'm Captain Pip Bernadotte but vous (you) can call m' Pip. May I know yur name?"
You smile and stand up,"My name is (Y/n) (L/n) and nice to meet you.."
â˘You extend your hand to shake but Pip's green eyes watch your facial expressions. You will either approve of him kissing the back of your hand or getting slapped.
Pip raises your hand slowly and places a chaste kiss..
"I hope tu (you)decide to take th' job at Hellsin manor. You will be a great additin to this place!"
â˘He has adored Latina women since the first time he met such a woman. Pip believes you are the most beautiful lady to walk in Hellsing's front door.
â˘As for you, he seems sweet and charming with a bit of a French accent. His gorgeous green eyes and his long hair in a braid that goes down his back in a flattering way.
đNote: Ma tigresse is an especially kind way to refer to a woman that you love and adore. It essentially means my tiger in a slightly fierce and romantic way. Say mon tigre when speaking to a man.

đˇâ˘Alucard Unholy King~Hellsing lap dog Baskerville
â˘Alucard was dozing, only resting and listening to the activities above his head. When his sensitive hearing detects a soft but confident walk in the kitchen.
His Master was hiring for a new position at Hellsing..
â˘Shadow King decides to investigate under the guise of still being hungry. He actually silently takes the stairs to appear less vampire and more human.
Like that really could happen with him..
â˘Unholy King silently strides into the kitchen and finds you waiting. Pip is smiling and trying to politely watch you.
You Latina GoddessâŚ
â˘You sense a presence entering the kitchen so you glance over your shoulder. A striding figure of a tall man dressed in a black suit and red outer coat. His hair is dark as a moonless night (your choice length of his hair).
He is gorgeous but a dark aura hangs about him..
â˘Alucard approaches with a smile that gets knickers wet and he knows it. The Vampire King knew Pip had used his French accent when he greeted you.
Two can play that language game..
"Good morning draga mea," he states with a bow. "I am Alucard and please may I know your beautiful name?"
â˘He is entranced by your figure and you have the most beautiful eyes he has seen in a long, long time. Your smile almost warms his cold, dead heart.
Once more you stand to address the man in front of you. "I am (Y/n) (L/n) and it's nice to meet you, Alucard."
"Vrei sÄ-mi iei braČul?" As his right arm raises for you to take it. "Forgive me draga mea but you have me forgetting how to speak English. Will you place your arm in mine and I will take you to Sir Hellsing's office.."
House of DrÄculeČti

âď¸â˘Footnotes:
Armorial of the House of Bernadotte is a list of coats of arms only of past kings and currently living royalty in the House of Bernadotte. Deceased princes and princesses are not included.




@artsy-jandi @amikartest @alucardownsmyass @stygianoir
Now I really want Alucard to be my first đĽ°đĽľ
what would vlad (from ultimate) be like marrying a virgin reader? i think he wouldnt be as brutal as his other versions (well, i think)
Your First Time with Kazikli Voivoda

(@amikartest artwork that I commisioned)
â ď¸Warnings: foul language, oral sex m/f, coitus and different positions. đŤMinors Do Not Interactâď¸
đJust to warn you I don't go cannon much with Vladcard but incorporate historical facts too. I have never seen the end of the Gonzo version as it just puts me into a dead sleep. Never seen the endâŚAs you mentioned Ultimate is pretty sure not what you had in mind? (Don't write just what you want hear especially when history is envokved) I disagree based on historical fact..
I have included other asks which include Alucard with a virgin and an eager one after this.
đĄâ˘ Vlad III DrÇculea
As for Vlad being more gentle?
â˘I strongly disagree with his Alucard persona being compared and not so gentle. The Turks later called him Kazikli Bey (Sir Impaler) or Kazikli Voivoda (Impaler Prince)
⢠According to Medieval Europe, No on the easy and gentle. Most women it was their duty and such. Gentle for what? Making babies is not. Marriages were contracts to property and power.
Most never for love as no profit..
â˘It is believed Vlad did truly love his first wife and they ruled Wallachia as a couple. The second Marriage was pushed on Vlad to marry King Matthis Corvinus's cousin.
â˘He would push into you quickly like ripping a bandaid off. Then let you adjust but..more demanding as the need for sons.
â˘Due to lack of time and going to war a lot with surviving deadly battles, makes for a horny man with blue balls so more likely to be on the rough side after you are no longer a virgin. Mushy romance Scenes in movies with soldiers and what is attracting their attention.
Need to breed for genes to be passed on kinda thing..
â˘But Vlad was a political prisoner of the Sultan. Who has harems. So the Viovide (warlord closest title prince) would, in my opinion, be considered a worldly man.
As for marriage?
⢠Doesn't need marriage to have legitimate sons. Wallachia was different and influenced by Ottoman Turks' thinking. Any woman could/would do. Mistresses (he may actually have called them concubines hence cheating big time cruel death), wives, servants and you get the picture. Sometimes 50 male heirs of several nobles killing each other for the throne of Wallachia.
đˇâ˘As for Alucard?
â˘Sometimes change with time. Alucard has had 500+ years to polish his seduction and love arts of pleasure. He would be able to ride through orgasms without cumming.
Orgasm controlâŚ.
â˘More time to spend on such heated moments of passion.. The Hungarian King isn't trying to get him killed and Sultan Mehemed II doesn't constantly want his head sent in honey to Constantinople to prove his true death. There is no concern about viable heirs for a province of Romania once called Wallachia.
â˘Now Allycard (others call him girlycard) is a completely different story when it comes to men. Men are just supposed to be strong. It's the expected period. Ally did love to tange with Nazi's and chose the form to create maximum psychological terror.
So there you have it..
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Ask: Alucard first time sex
Nsfw here! Do you have any headcanons on Alucard preparing his lover for their first time having sex?
đSo your question is part two of similar asks with virgins. This is a probable scenario for your first time.
đâ˘Side info: In my universe he can nip but a true bite with fangs, it needs to be deep in muscle or tissue. The vampire 'venom'' is necrotic neurotoxin. That means he can do a mild bite without turning you. The sharing of small amounts of his blood fed to you could prevent becoming a ghoul further down the road. Kinda like a flu shot of his blood creates an immunity..okay not sure where that's going.
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â˘Alucard plans things out ahead of time. Doing something enjoyable and relaxing out like dining, walking in the rose gardens of Hellsing & such.
â˘A hot shower to help nerves and begin the foreplay. His damn long tongue! He may start out by 'eating' you out, legs over his shoulders. (And damn you notice how tall he is)
â˘Next would be mutually drying off and then being swept up in his arms bridal style. And would you think he will just set you on the bed?
⢠No he uses his cat-like grace and great strength to place you and then him on top of you, in one fluid motion only elder vampires can do.
â˘His fingers, surprisingly bare, touch, caress and arouse your mind and body. Lips kissing, teeth nipping and tugging on bottom lips. Soft rumbling growl that vibrate and you feel from his bare chest before you hear the growls (strange but interesting feeling)
â˘Alucard begins to use his fingers to stretch a bit, making sure there's plenty of juices flowing or discreetly Appling more but not directly! It's cold if you can believe it.
â˘Just as you are about to cum, Shadow King begins the process of inserting his thick veiny cock (you decide how big he is or long). It begins with distracting kisses as he slips the tip in and pauses. If you seem comfortable and relaxed, it's the three rules, three thrusts and dragging almost out. Then full hilt sheathed in you.
â˘No Life King becomes still and only wiggles his pelvis until he's sure you're ready for more of him. Alucard starts at a slow pace to settle better on top of you. His arms go under your armpits and reappear by your head. The Vampire King begins rocking his hips as your body curls and stretches to the motion. . His whole body engulfs yours beautifully and you feel so safe with him and his body.
⢠He's intimately holding you securely.
â˘He controls his arousal so that you definitely cum first most of all. You can help later tonight with his itch.
"Draga Regina (my queen in Romanian) you are so beautiful in my arms like this," the vampiric purr starts with his voice. "Your body fits perfectlyâŚsnug like a well made glove for my dick to slide in.."
â˘Hot bath in case your hips are a little sore. Your muscles have been used that way ever (Trust me you have muscles where you didn't think you had). He gets in first so that you can between his legs and relax.
â˘His hands remove sweaty hair from your face while his mouth gently kisses your head while mumbling encouraging words on how well you took his size and gave him so much pleasure.
"Was your first as good as you dreamed Scumpa mea (my darling).."
đˇAsk: Alucard first time eager virgin
How would Alucard act with a nervous, shy but eager virgin s/o for their first time together? I always imagine him having a big đ which would be intimidating but also very exciting.
Taking it in Steps
So I happen to have two similar questions about being virgins, so thought this one is how things are planned. The other ask will be the nsfw scenarioâŚof course you get way more information and you probably wanted but hey!đ
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â˘So in the living days of Vlad/Alucard things were much different but some the same. The nervous and wonder how much pain is going to be involved. Some are good but a lot are not. Sometimes no matter what the first is ehh. But pain will cause new person and sex to stop. All your mind focuses on how badly it hurt the first time..
(The worst is when you have, in a rare case, a thicker hymen that won't break with penile penetration and so surgery is required. First sign is tampons are super painful and can't be used, might have a thicker hymen) .
Onward eager ones!
â˘First thing would be slow fondling to find all your sensitive spots. Sweet spots aren't in the same places for women. Even a g-spot can be slightly higher as g-spots are unique. Love markings and tickling bother you.
â˘Next fingerings so you get used to a slight stretch by fingers Alucard's long ones hit all the right spots as his thumb strokes your sensitive nub. This could help discover if lubrication may be needed for the first time.
Less friction the first time around.
And one myth I am going to put to rest, not everyone bleeds! Hymen tissue thins as you get older. Maybe you had an accident and the Hymen was torn. Horses and tricycles. (my daughter with a tricycle took care of hers.)
Would Alucard Like a tinge of blood with your other juice stuff?
Well yes but it's such a small amount and he being the first Nosferatu, at his age it's about letting you receive the best first. He stopped caring about notches on the bed posts a while ago.
â˘Alucard would move for a next step with performing oral sex. Damn vampires and their oral fetishes. But can lick chrome off a bumper?
Oops! Digressed!
⢠He would love to have you learn to go down on him but for some that's just a thing. It also gives a sense of his size while using your hand or mouth.
â˘As for smell? Trust me, he would smell good but still a fresh shower removes a lot of scent that isn't pleasing to your nose. Some men don't do good enough hygiene and they stink! Alot!
â˘He would discuss positions that widen the hips for deeper penetration and positions the hips are narrowed to control how far he can go in. This is supposed to be start of a beautiful relationship with the best sex you can get. His ego is comfortable if being on top and riding him
You control how deep and fast. Stop and let your body stretch.
You are the boss the first time if you help with the jitters.
â˘Another concern is of course size..bigger isn't better. Big means knocked ovaries if the lover isn't paying attention because they are too busy chasing their high. (Note: twisted ovary bad enough, think twist inside you and your ovary dies drop circulation cut off. Going to hospital in one the most excruciating pain on par with kidney stones and giving birth.)
â˘Well shape shifting can be useful like. You know let the first time or two with sex be with a smaller meaty version of his 'hand cannon'.
â˘Of course Alucard has over five hundred years to master everything pretty well. He would even do orgasm denial so you will cum earlier. Once again it's about your first timeâŚ
â˘Now to the first time, your body is so highly aroused that wetness shouldn't be a problem but if not use that lube. Alucard might just manifest a tendril of shadow to bring the lubricant from the nightstandâŚ
â˘He will take his time and if needs to be slower or stop and then start, that's okay! Once again it's about you having the best of a first experience so you 'cum' back for more.
@amikartest @artsy-jandi @alucardownsmyass
We love you so much sis â¤ď¸
Sending you all the best wishes and good vibes for you, your papa, and your family. I want to send an ask, but I don't want to overwhelm you ;w; Please take the time needed to rest up and take care of yourself and your family
Love My Readers! Love My Followers! My Amazing Askers!

đAll of you are amazing! Thank for all your good wishes and prayers. My dad is hanging in there. My home PT has helped greatly and often don't require any over the counter pain reliever (prescriprion pain killers generally don't work for me).
Not going to get surgery at $24,000 us dollars to replaced as my arthritis hampers it. Could take 18 months to heal properly due to type 2 diabetes.
I had a broken tooth pulled 3 days ago. Went great and tiny bit of pain controlled by tylenol..[proof I'm a lizard person? Brain doesn't always get the message on pain-lol]
I finally got out the thunderstorms ask tonight. Going to work on sensitive bits some tonight
@artsy-jandi @xhunniebunx @amikartest @stygianoir
Do you have any headcanons of Alucard, D, and Aizawa watching their s/o putting on makeup?
Not gonna lie. I came up with this when one of my coworkers teased me after they saw me putting on makeup (specifically lip gloss).
Putting your Makeup On

Believe it or not, something so mundane as putting makeup on, I am unable to really write about from how your ask is worded. It appears to me that you are coming from a sexual aspect as usually asks are about Alucard and the rest finding or dealing with sex when not being a comfort character, problem solving, boost esteem or really in love.
The question in return is why do you wear makeup? Is it to make you prettier? It's to get attention, generally csi men? Are you single? Is it part of expressing yourself or with your clothes? Self esteem?
Your reasoning is yours, and I am not trying to judge. When I wore make-up more often, it was to get male attention and not female attention. Do remember if coming from a sexual point of view, what you are doing in the office/ workplace could cause you to become a victim of sexual harassment or create sexual harassment to others.
Perhaps it's because of my line of work where wearing makeup and perfume can be a trigger (for some with Autism scent can be too overwhelming for example) or where I live in an extremely rural area where I don't wear makeup. Having hiked ten - fifteen miles in to see a glacier and then back out, make-up is rather silly.
I do understand that some, going from an angle of disfigurement or wishing to conceal something, too. It makes logical sense.
A cultural reason I get.
Wearing make up to your wedding and special occasions, yes on that too. But every day doesn't make sense to me. Perhaps because I have insomnia. I would prefer the time "doing my face" to actually sleeping longer. I only know men on this, but they get impatient as usually the makeup part has you late to the function.
This is my problem about makeup, but I have known too many narcissistic women and find vanity disgusting in general. And the little care that being late because you had to put on your makeup, kinda deal.
Second, this need to wear makeup in America dates back to the post-war 1950's and what rich white men expected and demanded of their wives. I am rebellious and don't tell me I have to wear makeup. Guess good thing I wasn't born then. So you probably should get a second opinion, aka ask another fanfic writer on this one..
đSome info on makeup:
An estimated 44 percent of American women do not like to leave their homes without makeup on. Research shows there are two primary reasons why women wear makeup:
â˘Camouflage â Women who are anxious and insecure tend to use makeup to appear less noticeable.
â˘Seduction â Women who want to be noticeably more attractive tend to use makeup to be more confident, sociable, and assertive.
The effect of enhanced outer eye and lip color is greatest on straight men, since they biologically are wired to be drawn to feminine-looking, fertile women.
Websites listed below the answer as usual.
Moving on. I am writing in the order you mentioned. So it will be Alucard first.
đˇâ˘Alucard
â˘One time definitely to see the change to your looks. Yet, wearing makeup was only for the rich when he was breathing. Female vampires tend to use lots of makeup to appear more living than undead. Some could look like clowns, too, as makeup wasn't down to such a science with eye shade, lipstick, Rouge, and such as today.
â˘I am unsure if Sir Hellsing wears makeup, so that might influence Alucard about watching you apply makeup. It would depend on your line of work or job field.
â˘It would also depend on Alucard's patience too. Probably putting your lip gloss on as it gives the appearance of being wet and the images of open mouth kissingâŚ
You might tend to lick your lips and that's an invitation..
âď¸â˘Vampire Hunter D
â˘In the frontier, generally, makeup isn't worn outside towns or cities. Money and time being a factor generally.
â˘Not that D doesn't appreciate you putting makeup on for certain things. He knows and understands you want to look beautiful to others when in public. But often, he's watching out for danger , not applying makeup.
To him, you are beautiful with or withoutâŚ
â˘The one fascinated would be Lefty. The applying and religious dedication to doing it, the luxury of spending time to apply it. Perhaps occasionally for D is watching you putting makeup on your eyes or, as like Alucard, your lips.
đĽ˘â˘Shouta Aizawa
â˘Shouta would be different in some ways. Makeup is a part of Japanese culture and the third nation in using makeup the most. Japanese women wear makeup but nothing that requires a lot of touch-ups.
â˘If applying traditional makeup and wearing a Furisode for a tea ceremony or functions that appeal to looking as such. To be watching means, in the past, gives a sense of voyeurism for Japanese men.
â˘This would seem to make sense for Shouta. Probably the painstaking task of applying the lip coloring..
đWith that written, you should really ask this question to someone else about makeup and turning the guys into ravenous sex beasts, if that was what you were hinting at.
Sorry, I can actually and honestly say I failed, but it is what it is.

Statistics

Psychology today on makeup




@amikartest @artsy-jandi
How would Alucard and Aizawa feel about their partner (cis or trans masc) being a single father?
Single Warrior

This is a great question! I am going to address both cis and trans masc. A trans masc has even more hurdles to leap over. I have included websites that cover some of this topic.
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Knowledge is power.
Note: pronouns you/they Nouns: child/children
°Single Father statistics (source listed below): The number of single-parent families in Japan has increased (from 1.02 million in 1988 to 1.46 million in 2011), though at 12.3%of all families, the overall prevalence of single-parent families is low compared to other developed countries (e.g. 25.8% in the USA, 21.5% in the UK).
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âď¸Alucard (cis)
â˘Alucard is probably a simple man/creature (?) in his thinking. Are you a productive member of society? Vlad was about contributing to the Wallachia country.
â˘Are you loyal to Hellsing? Trustworthy? That's what's important because in his breathing days he had neither.
â˘Working at Hellsing would classify it as such. Actually above and beyond the call.
â˘We forget childbirth could be deadly on so many levels. Though it was expected for a single father to remarry I don't think it was required.
â˘The Unholy King would enjoy seeing the Single father grow older and their child growing up in Hellsing. The passing of the guard from Walter, to you and then your child/children.
â ď¸ Alucard (trans masc)
â˘Once more Alucard's isolation puts him at a disadvantage about the extra hardship of raising a child. People don't take you seriously or worse think you are not capable of raising a child.
(°article on what's like being trans parents at bottom. Includes what rights in England transgender have.)
â˘Alucard, though prone for violence would diverge to Walter on your legal rights. He is quite less than satisfied with the outcome. So he would secretly do things to haters/Kevins/Karen's. The things sometimes we would love to do but can't for various reasons. Time usually.
â˘He's immortal so he has nothing but time
â˘It would take one time witnessing prejudice towards this trans masc and with their child then Alucard would be a force others will be unable to recon with.
â˘Portals + Shadow King=endless mind games on those.
We don't truly know what exactly Alucard does in the basement? All I can whisper is scheming while sipping..

đAizawa (cis)
â˘Aizawa would offer to help raise your child. Single fathers seldom raise their children due to Japanese society currently.
â˘He's a father figure to little Eri and twenty U.A. class 1-A. His shoulders are tired but broad too when it comes to younger people. Shouta would be there for you and your little one(s).
â˘It could be sleepovers, mutually shared housing or even an approved location on campus for kids not enrolled in U.A.
â´ď¸ Aizawa (trans masc)
°article on situation of Transgender in Japan. If you have straight hair it will curl it tight.
â˘This is a serious situation. Your child is taken away in certain situations. And to have gender reassignment results, children taken away and you are required to be sterilized!
â˘Shouta would suggest, after knowing you and child/children if you wish for him to adopt them. They wouldn't be taken away from him being a pro hero and teacher of U.A. high.
â˘If in the case of Aizawa being trans masc, All Might is a true hero with a heart of gold. He has broad shoulders still and would step in to make sure your kids stayed with you.
Is it right that Shouta and Toshinori would need to adopt? No but in Japan Transgenders have no rights but are expected to get sterilized.
Footnotes:
°Japanese children of single-parent families disadvantaged academically by strong gender division of parental roles

England transgender rights



What if Alucard caught his ex-lover masturbating?
Need Some Help?

â ď¸Warnings: (nsfw)dirty smack talking from Alucard, foul language and some teasing, self masturbation. đŤâ˘Minors Do Not Interact!
Two scenarios are presented here:
đâ˘Fingers
â˘Sir Hellsing warned you that any personal relationship would also include working with said ex-s/o if a break up occurred. The Wild Geese might be like herding cats but, Alucard was a complete other bag of cats though. She wouldn't guarantee you might still be breathing.
â˘So at first the passion of the relationship was intense and fulfilling but Alucard gets melancholy at times. He is hard to speak with and quite biting with unfair remarks. So you two separate for some time.
â˘Yet everytime he is above ground at Hellsing, your groin throbs painfully from blue walls(vagina version) or blue balls.
â˘Finally you can't stand it any longer and actually find a room far Alucard's quarters down below. He doesn't need to know and make fun of your body's craving for his gorgeous body. His sinful touch upon your body.
â˘Your soft pants and moans, no matter how hard you try not to make noise, someone has beyond normal vampiric hearing. Besides he could smell you miles away when your body ached with release.
"Y/nâŚlook at you so needy. So desperate for my touchâŚmy dick filling you up completely.."he phases throw a wall of the bedroom.
His pale lips quiver next to your ear,"I could assist just like old times. Would you like that? My long skillful fingers massaging your warm and wet insides? I..CouldâŚdo that for you.."
â˘You cum undone as your hips buck against a pale hand cupped on your most intimate spot. The smirk on his face is all Alucard.
God damn him!
â˘đˇâ˘
đVibrator
â˘Just the hum of your pleasure toy is enough to investigate. You have been exceptionally cranky as of late. Then the district sounds of the vibrator and your scent released from your aroused body fills his nostrils. His mouth opens like a cat and he tastes your scent in the very air.
He phases through the door to spook you out of your fantasy playing in your hazy mind. "MmmâŚI would know that taste anywhere I went.."
â˘You glare at him but decide it's his fault so he can just watch as you finish. You begin to fantasy, unfortunately of him because he was the best fucking lover anyone could have.
â˘Alucard knows you're trying to punish him but that doesn't mean he can't take control of the vibrator.
So he does.
"ShhhâŚY/nâŚ" he purrs out softly.
â˘He knows just how you like it inserted and how far. All the spots that make you scream and gush. Your body is sweaty and abuzz on your orgasm high, as a long thick pink tongue licks you clean.
"MhmâŚready for round two, Scumpa mea/meu?" And then he inserts his tongue deep into you as you scream from how sensitive your body is.

@alucardownsmyass @hunnie880 @amikartest @artsy-jandi
Hello there, I got a funny thought about Alucard who has to drive home his slightly drunken female friend with her small car. Sized like a seat ibiza or a vw polo. Like she calls him ashamed and asks if he please can pick her up without asking anything and being as "normal" as possible. But he as a giant in a little car... I don't know if this would work well.
Always Stylish in a Car

â˘Ssshh..Do not tell Sir Hellsing that Alucard is actually better than a race car driver! Vampire-like reflexes but definitely a speed demon.
Then he will get bored as he can move even faster physicallyâŚ
đAnyrateâŚ
â˘Oh you think Alucard is going to look silly in a Seat Ibiza? Never, I say! You will be greeted by Ally Card (I prefer Ally over Girlycard), looking drop dead sexy and as a bare leg glides out the driver side door.
The most seductive shit eating grin ever..
â˘Since it's England, make sure he uses the word 'lift' or you might just get driven to a secluded spot for a ride on his lap once out of the small car.
đOR The creepy way.. (even though you said normal)?
â˘He's writhing shadows and red pupiled eyes. Perhaps a shadow tendril lifts your bashful face under the chin?
That soft maniacal laugh that lets you know just how cute you are..
And overall, how brave enough you are to call him..

@amikartest @artsy-jandi @xhunniebunx @three-of-crows @stygianoir
How you meet
For pip and alucard (seperately plz
Fluff
Nice to Meet You Mon Cherie

Bonjour Ma tigresse (good morning my tiger..)
đThe challenge is on nowâŚ
I will answer in the order you gave me Stygianoir. Working on remembering more French to fill out Captain Bernadotte.
đNote I found a coat of arms for Pip so at some point he was from noble blood. Alucard needs his aquiline nose flicked..reader is Latina for this ask.
đ Terms:
Tu=personal version of you
Vous=formal word for you
Ma tigresse=slightly fierce term of endearment (tiger)

đĽâ˘Captain Pip Bernadotte~Wild Geese
(I think he could be quite charming in gentleman like manner vs his usual shallow chain smoking nature)
â˘You enter Hellsing Organization, dressed nicely and looking good for your interview. Your dark hair shines in the sunlight.
â˘You sit in the kitchen as you have arrived fifteen minutes early as suggested, especially it being England and Hellsing.
The butler named Walter offers coffee or tea to you..
â˘That's when a man of slender build and slightly taller than average. His long braided hair is brown with natural red tints.
And his green eyes twinkle 'of mischief'...
â˘Suddenly he stops in his tracks, removes his slouch hat and puts his Lucky Strike cigarette out. You deserve respect and he can behave like a gentleman with you.
"Ma tigresse!" He smiles happily but sincerely. "I 'm Captain Pip Bernadotte but vous (you) can call m' Pip. May I know yur name?"
You smile and stand up,"My name is (Y/n) (L/n) and nice to meet you.."
â˘You extend your hand to shake but Pip's green eyes watch your facial expressions. You will either approve of him kissing the back of your hand or getting slapped.
Pip raises your hand slowly and places a chaste kiss..
"I hope tu (you)decide to take th' job at Hellsin manor. You will be a great additin to this place!"
â˘He has adored Latina women since the first time he met such a woman. Pip believes you are the most beautiful lady to walk in Hellsing's front door.
â˘As for you, he seems sweet and charming with a bit of a French accent. His gorgeous green eyes and his long hair in a braid that goes down his back in a flattering way.
đNote: Ma tigresse is an especially kind way to refer to a woman that you love and adore. It essentially means my tiger in a slightly fierce and romantic way. Say mon tigre when speaking to a man.

đˇâ˘Alucard Unholy King~Hellsing lap dog Baskerville
â˘Alucard was dozing, only resting and listening to the activities above his head. When his sensitive hearing detects a soft but confident walk in the kitchen.
His Master was hiring for a new position at Hellsing..
â˘Shadow King decides to investigate under the guise of still being hungry. He actually silently takes the stairs to appear less vampire and more human.
Like that really could happen with him..
â˘Unholy King silently strides into the kitchen and finds you waiting. Pip is smiling and trying to politely watch you.
You Latina GoddessâŚ
â˘You sense a presence entering the kitchen so you glance over your shoulder. A striding figure of a tall man dressed in a black suit and red outer coat. His hair is dark as a moonless night (your choice length of his hair).
He is gorgeous but a dark aura hangs about him..
â˘Alucard approaches with a smile that gets knickers wet and he knows it. The Vampire King knew Pip had used his French accent when he greeted you.
Two can play that language game..
"Good morning draga mea," he states with a bow. "I am Alucard and please may I know your beautiful name?"
â˘He is entranced by your figure and you have the most beautiful eyes he has seen in a long, long time. Your smile almost warms his cold, dead heart.
Once more you stand to address the man in front of you. "I am (Y/n) (L/n) and it's nice to meet you, Alucard."
"Vrei sÄ-mi iei braČul?" As his right arm raises for you to take it. "Forgive me draga mea but you have me forgetting how to speak English. Will you place your arm in mine and I will take you to Sir Hellsing's office.."
House of DrÄculeČti

âď¸â˘Footnotes:
Armorial of the House of Bernadotte is a list of coats of arms only of past kings and currently living royalty in the House of Bernadotte. Deceased princes and princesses are not included.




@artsy-jandi @amikartest @alucardownsmyass @stygianoir
Alucard and s/o playing hide and seek and he's not allowed to use heightened senses. He eventually finds them hiding inside his coffin. How would he react? đ
How Did You get in there?

â˘đĽOh that is cute. He would love it!
â˘đˇNot sure how you got him to not cheat but then again you asked him. It would be a great chase as before he was Vampire King⌠Vlad persona might make an appearance to help remind him not to cheat as a vampire.
â˘â°ď¸He would be amazed you got in his coffin with such a heavy lid and he didn't hear you doing it.
â˘đŤHis black dead heart might even beat for a moment. It is a completely sweet and innocent game children play and asked to play it with youâŚ
@alucardownsmyass @hunnie880 @amikartest
Hey, this might be a bit strange... how would it be when Alucard hugs his so for the very first time? Like...would he do it casually or out of context in the middle of a discussion or even a mission? How do you think about that ?
đSorry this took so long. Unexpected crap keeps interrupting my life. I am also including any past hugging asks. The past ones contain Vampire Hunter D and mha Shouta Aizawa answers, too.
Warnings: none unless problems with word coitus.
That First Hug

â˘Alucard is a tricky one. I think it depends on the nature of how the relationship started to some extent. Are you an introvert and shy or bold and an extreme extrovert?
â˘If a bit of a sassy brat, for example, it would be a firm Dom/sub style hug. You feel safe still, but you know he's in charge. I suggest a safe word is about to be discussed.
â˘If an introvert/shy, it would be when at a low, sad, or frustrated moment. The kind where you turn, and he's just standing there waiting to embrace you for comfort.
â˘The most likely would be on a mission, and you nearly died. He would be ferious but so relieved you were safe. Though he might embrace you a little too strong.
So remind him of his strengthâŚ
đHow do D and Alucard like to be hugged, if at all?
PS: I hope that you will be in a better health state soon! Having a stomach ulcer is nasty - speaking from experience. Wish you all that's best for you.
đ¸ď¸Oh! Thank you! Heading down the path to healing it up. Now to your ask! Let's start with D.
⢠âď¸ Vampire Hunter D
â˘D is at first unsure, so you start with short hugs and ask permission, of course, before a brief hug. Your head pressed to his chest and a waist hug.Â
â˘Then he accepts a hug in which your arms encircle his neck when he leans down. You also give him a kiss on the cheek or lips.
â˘Favorite though is you hugging from behind, as your arms wrap around his waist. You press your face to his back and whisper you love him. He can feel your lips saying the words.
â˘đˇAlucard
â˘Thee one and only Vampire King likes hugs that lead to just being held too. He would hold you in his arms as you watch tv/movie or listen to music. In bed is the most appealing, especially after some delicious form of coitus.
â˘When in public at Hellsing, he wraps his right arm around you as he towers over you from behind. He gently rests his chin on your head. Everyone knows exactly how much the lean undead cat adores you.
â˘Though he has grown to know us humans need personal touch. Alucard can't miss how you relax and have less anxiety after one.
đAsk: Alucard Aizawa D sneak up to hug
I hope you're recovering well from the ick! I enjoy your writing and takes of these men. I don't know if this has been asked, if so I apologize (tumblr is weird with searching for tags) - how would Alucard, Aizawa, and D react to their lover sneaking up behind them to hug them? Especially if they're a shorty like myself, I'm 4'12" on a good day... Much love!
đ(actually you are 5 ft. as it rolls over at 12" )
Sneaking up on a Vampire King? Good luck on that. This applies For D too. Anyrate here we go now. Going in order of Ask. I am adding the ask on Alucard and D getting hugs in general.
đHistorical fact: Vlad III DrÇculea was most likely 5ft 6in (168 cm). See Footnotes to see why Count Dracula is so tall.
The global average height of a woman is 159.5 cm (5 feet 2.8 inches), which is the exact same height as the female average height in Japan.
For American women, it's 5'4"/162.56 cm.
đˇâ˘Alucard (6'6" 195.58 cm)
â˘Huge shit eating grin that you thought you could sneak up to hug him from behind Shorty!
â˘Baritone chuckles instead of maniacal laughter. Your height is cute and actually you're close to the height of women in the 1400âs.
âď¸Vampire Hunter D (6'3" 190.5 cm)
â˘He has a slight mellow smile. You can't sneak up on him unless he's unconscious.
â˘Favorite though is you hugging from behind, as your arms wrap around his waist. You press your face to his back and whisper you love him. He can feel your lips saying the words.
⢠He will always enjoy them as there is a certain amount of unconditional love. You care not because of his looks.
âŠď¸â˘ Shouta AizawaÂ
â˘Shouta is considered tall actually for Japan. Though he is used to the height of Japanese women. So being your height is nothing to him.
â˘You hear a loud sigh from how much he loves your arms around his waist..
â˘This is a favorite if cooking or grading papers. Aizawa can't get enough hugs in private. Remember affectionate in public is still unusual.
@amikartest @amikartest @three-of-crows @stygianoir

I have decided to reopen my ask box on Alucard and Vladcard Hellsing, MHA Shouta Aizawa, and Vampire Hunter D. Anaymous can ask questions, too. I do multiple ones in an ask, too.
Please check my pinned post about what will and will not write on.
Word limit, though:
â˘Simple asks (1 or 2 Anime characters) up to 2,000 words
â˘Complex asks (all them/research) up to 4,000 words
Turn over time up to possibly 2 weeks, but hopefully in a week depending on s/o health. He is still going in and out of the hospital for his critical health condition.
I will leave updates and status on asks.
@amikartest @artsy-jandi @stygianoir @three-of-crows
I know that he'd probably be able to already sense it but what would be Alucard's reaction to his s/o telling him that she's pregnant with a dhampir? â¤ď¸
Alucard's Baby Dhampir/ Dhampirica

Art courtesy of AmikArtest
đI am answering out of order due to some content I already completed. I am working best I can but a couple of asks need time to do them right..
â ď¸ Warning: foul language
đˇ
â˘Alucard wouldn't believe it at first. He could smell the change in your hormones. But All Father arrogantly believes can't exist.
Just don't tell him, he doesn't know it all about vampires..
â˘Shadow King would wait for you to tell him in person. He will say he's not possessive but his vampiric behavior tells another story. You listen to his body language because he monologues his words often.
Alucard is civil but cold in some ways..
â˘as your hormones get so strong and your belly is growing at an accelerated rate. There is absolute truth now.
"Forgive me Y/n for being an asshole," he wraps his arms around your growing belly. "I am faced with the fact that I don't know everything about vampires apparently."
Then his and your baby kicks his hands. Alucard has raised eyebrows. Strong unborn baby that can only be his. As if to agree with their father was being an asshole.
đ
Ask: Alucard father
I came up with a HC for Alucard that I think is cute. How would he feel if he found out the person he loves became pregnant with his child? Iâm curious whether theyâre human or a vampire.
Due Note: Vampires are not humans with claws. They are Aberrant in emotions and behavior. It is the dumbfounded human that doesn't understand one is food and chew toys that leads to beloved pets.
â˘Alucard admits he is a monster and if released he would go back to "evil" ways. He admitted he would change his emotional behavior if Hellsing hadn't captured him. He is classified as an Eldritch Abomination.
â˘Most do not agree with me and I don't all of you to agree but Alucard alludes to vampires forgetting how to love anymore. He suffers from this emotional shortcoming. He is usually disinterested in a s/o but a beloved pet which is better than disposable chew toys. Rumor is there is an Unholy Queen out in the world but Alucard has not met them yet.
â˘HmmmâŚas for human or vampire it's neither. They are never truly human or vampire. Alucard will tell you dhampirs are impossible. My standard reply is Dhamphir or Dhampicia but as we know genetics doesn't do 50/50.
⢠It will reveal how more vampiric in nature includes heightened abilities like speed. Some acquire powers from the father but almost never on par with their Sire. Yet they usually become hunters of vampires and are quite successful. The fate of the female human is usually tragic. The exception is D of Vampire Hunter D. He is a direct son to Sacred Ancestor. Sacred Ancestor's only success everâŚI have included footnotes on Dhampir.
â˘First off Alucard will jump to conclusions that s/o cheated on him. He has never seen or heard of a half vampire child. If they did exist vampires have eradicated them as half breed Abominations.
â˘Then the belly shows predominantly at 6 weeks. Half vampires are born at 4.5 months and continue to grow at double or three times the speed of a human. The mother struggles to eat enough to cover the rapid body growth. Many times the infant "eats" their mother when not able to have high calorie intake.
â˘They will claw through their human mother's womb. It is suspected the male vampire shows up to assist and can hold the dhampir baby down and push it out. If not, chances are low the human mother will live after birthing her baby. It is a terrible way to die as you know your baby will be hunted and destroyed at a few days old.
â˘Dhampirs are born with retractable upper and lower canines. They have fingernails that extend to little talons like. Dhampirs can kill a human a few hours old due to biting and clawing. The vampire father is usually the first one bit. Perhaps the taking of their father's blood first off makes them stronger in the future. A boost for survival as it were.
â˘Some soon hunger for blood as babies. A small amount of human blood (preferably the mother) is mixed with breast milk. Most eventually move to solid food though its a diet raw or rare meat and fruit seem to be a usual diet.
â˘Not all powers appear until puberty and then the vampiric heritage kicks in. Heightened senses and physical aspects are available at birth. Speed,dexterity and such. The thirst for blood becomes strong. Some can stick to animal blood but always crave for their other half,human blood.
â˘Dhamphirs stop aging at 17 or 18 years of age and their physical beauty is from the vampire side. Disease and aging is no longer an issue. They must sleep but not be confined to a coffin. There is no tie to a place of death to need soil dug up.
â˘Due note: A unwritten vampire law is never to change a human child. They must be accompanied to look less suspicious and their ability not to massacre has not been matured. Child changed vampires don't fit well in keeping the vampire's existence hidden. (from Anne Rice concept)
â˘Shadow King would become overall protective as feral vampire instinct comes on line. You will be seeing Dr. Pine at Hellsing's hospital wing and the best baby doctor that has to sign legal papers not to reveal Alucard has offspring.
â˘The Vampire King will stress that his Dhampir child will kill you in the process of birth. He may not truly love you as humans seek but the Undead King isn't ready to give up his s/o pet.
Hopefully this darling baby size killing "machine" doesn't kill you at its birthâŚ
âď¸â˘ Footnotes:
In Balkans folklore, dhampirs (sometimes spelled dhampyres, dhamphirs, or dhampyrs) are creatures that are the result of a union between a vampire and a mortal human. This union was usually between male vampires and female mortal humans, with stories of female vampires mating with male mortal humans being rare.[1]
The word dhampir (definite form dhampiri) possibly derived from Gheg Albanian dham (âtoothâ)[2] + pir (âdrinker/drankâ) (Standard Albanian forms: dhĂŤmb[3] + pirĂŤ).[4][5] Having a âtoothdrinkerâ meaning in Albanian.[6][7]
dham/dhĂŤmb: derived from Proto-Albanian *dzamba > from Proto-Indo-European *Ǿómbʰos (âtooth, pegâ)[8]
pir/pirĂŤ (participle of pi): > from Proto-Albanian *pÄŤja (âdrinkâ) > from Proto-Indo-European *pehâ-, *pihâ-
Vladimir Orel points out the similarity between Proto-Albanian *pÄŤja and the Proto-Slavic cognate *pijÇŤ.[9]
It is also claimed that the word for vampire descends from Slavic âŃпиŃŃâ or âÇŤpyrŃâ.[10][11][12] However, one of Petar Skok's hypotheses is that the slavic word itself derived from a northern Turkic language (âubyr/ubyrlyâ, meaning âwitchâ).[13]
The word "dhampir" is associated with Balkan folklore, as described by T. P. VukanoviÄ. In the rest of the region, terms such as Serbian vampiroviÄ, vampijeroviÄ, vampiriÄ (thus, Bosnian lampijeroviÄ, etc.) literally meaning "vampire's son", are used.[14][15]
In other regions the child is named "Vampir" if a boy and "Vampirica" if a girl, or "Dhampir" if a boy and "Dhampirica" if a girl.[citation needed] In Bulgarian folklore, numerous terms such as glog (lit. "hawthorn"), vampirdzhiya ("vampire" + nomen agentis suffix), vampirar ("vampire" + nomen agentis suffix), dzhadadzhiya and svetocher are used to refer to vampire children and descendants, as well as to other specialized vampire hunters.[16] Dhampiraj is also an Albanian surname.[citation needed]
In the Balkans it was believed that male vampires have a great desire for women, so a vampire will return to have intercourse with his wife or with a woman he was attracted to in life.[14] In one case, a Serbian widow tried to blame her pregnancy on her late husband, who had supposedly become a vampire,[15] and there were cases of Serbian men pretending to be vampires in order to reach the women they desired.[17] In Bulgarian folklore, vampires were sometimes said to deflower virgins as well.[14] The sexual activity of the vampire seems to be a peculiarity of South Slavic vampire belief as opposed to other Slavs,[14] although a similar motif also occurs in Belarusian legends.[18]
Legends[which?] state that dhampirs were, for the most part, normal members of the community. But dhampirs, especially male, of paternal vampire descent could see invisible vampires and practice sorcery, often starting careers as vampire hunters, which would be practiced for generations from father to son.[19][20][21] According to the legend,[which?] dhampyres have the powers of both humans and vampires: they can sense a supernatural creature within a specified distance, have acute sense of sight and hearing, have regenerating abilities, immortality, walk in sunlight (which led to the adoption of the sobriquet "Daywalker"), also eat like a human, dhampyres can also control animals and can be used to destroy vampires.[22]
Some traditions specify signs by which the children of a vampire can be recognized. Albanian legends state they have untamed dark or black hair and lack a shadow.[15] In Bulgarian folklore, possible indications include being "very dirty", having a soft body, no nails or bones (the latter physical peculiarity is also ascribed to the vampire itself), and "a deep mark on the back, like a tail." In contrast, a pronounced nose was often a sign, as were larger than normal ears, teeth or eyes. According to J. Gordon Melton, from his book, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead, in some areas, a true dhampir possessed a "slippery, jelly-like body and lived only a short lifeâa belief ... that vampires have no bones."[23]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir#:~:text=In%20Balkans%20folklore%2C%20dhampirs%20
Ask: D & Alucard pregnant s/o
*looks around from the corner* Is it okay if I request Alucard and D coming home to find their pregnant s/o sleeping in their shirt? I know it's already similar to another request you've done but I have an excuse to include D since not enough people are requesting for him.
I have added a couple sites that cover D though book 29 is coming out in September this year. The start time of D is 15,000 years after nuclear in 1999. He is 10,000 years old and his mother was Mina the Fair. D stopped physically aging at age 17 and he is considered so beautiful that cis men even feel some attraction.
He is hated and feared for being the child of a Vampire Noble. The Dhampir travels the frontier (there is a capital city but most live in the frontier full of Noble created monsters.)
Note on Alucard: I have penned a new term of endearment for Alucard for me to call him.: LulÄ (Lu=alu and la=ula) It's German feminine for "famous warrior." Didn't know this was a real name at first. Girlycard/Allycard tie being the German feminine connection.
Poor source: as a girls' name is of Old German derivation, and the meaning of the name Lula is "famous warrior; other, foreign". Lula is an alternate form of Louise (Old German). Lula is also a variation of Luella (Old English, Old German).
One last question to my followers: is this a 2 for 1 or does Vladcard make it 3 for 1?
Warnings: â ď¸ fluff, some insinuation of coitus to come.
â˘đˇAlucard Hellsing
Let's start with the Sacred Ancestor in his form as Alucard. D's father is Dracula in the novels and Alucard is capable of possibly interdimensional travel, as the time lines between Vampire Hunter D and Hellsing are not the best for consistency or accuracy on details.
â˘Just when Alucard didn't think there were any more surprises he could manifest or learn, you entered his world. You conceived and now waddle around with some precious cargo he helped create.
"Alucard, we miss you terribly when you are gone on long missionsâŚ" you pout at him.
"And what does my puČin rotund unu (little round one) think will help with this?" He sighs actually puzzled on what will help.
"If only you had a shirt I could snuggle in LulÄâŚ"
"Did you forget my clothes are a shadow manifested?" He smiles coyly.
You sigh tiredly as 'D' kicks your belly hard. "I still forgetâŚ"
â˘So Alucard is on a mission to locate a man's traditional Romanian embroidered shirt. Within days Shadow King slinks up to you waddling around once more.
"I told you to stay off your feet puČin rotund unu," he places a kiss on your cheek. His shadows produce the shirt for you.
You squeak happily in his ear,"It's perfect! It even has your scent!"
â˘âď¸Now Vlad Dracula for grins and giggles.
â˘You became pregnant just after he left your side for the last time as a human. He has returned as the First Vampire.
â˘In the first four months Vlad wanders alone and silently. He is still unsure of his strengths, powers and weaknesses. There wasn't a manual for when you denounced God and if by chance demon's work, the only answers are in riddles.
â˘One evening he arrives at a secret location in Hoia Baciu forest. Most humans will never dare step foot in this haunted forest but him andâŚyou.
â˘Your scent is strong but mingled with another. His jealous streak appears but choices to watch you puttering around making food for yourself.
â˘Finally he enters the large cottage. "Acolo eČti tot rotund Či plin de copil. (There you are all round and full of baby.)"
Vlad's molten hellfire colored eyes study you. You are wearing his last shirt before being captured. It has stains and worn spots but yet it makes you look beyond beautiful in his eyes.
"Am aČteptat ĂŽn timp ce ai cerut Či am o surprizÄ pentru tine Voivode.(I waited as you asked and I have a surprise for you Voivode.)" You chirp happily.
His ebony eyebrows raise up. "Copilul meu sÄ fie.?(Is it my child to be?)
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Hello there... at first I just have to say I really love your writing. Sometimes it just made my day. And I hope you're feeling better with your shoulder issues and migraine... so now to my question. Warning: it could be a sensible topic so if it is a trigger or a red flag to you, you really can ignore this: Do you have hcs of our big threes reactions to their so who suffers from trust issues. Such as even simple physical touches or being close to him caused of foreign bad situations with other persons? I hope that was understandable enough. And sorry for my bad English. I wish you the best and have a nice day :)
Learning to Trust Again

Anonymous, this may be going to be cringey, perhaps for I think BUT it's important I respond to this ask. I am so very sure there are so many more out there who also have trust issues from bad situations and trauma induced. I am basing this off oldest and myself as examples of experiences with trust issues.
Let's see now letâs start with a description about trying to trust:
Satisfying relationships are built on a foundation of safety and trust that you wonât be hurt physically or emotionally. Whether you trust too little or too much is influenced by your past, but once trust is broken, your sense of safety is in jeopardy. You feel insecure and may begin to question your partnerâs honesty, motives, intentions, feelings, and actions.
đĽ˘â˘Starting with my only human: Shouta Aizawa
â˘I think Shouta would be the most likely to completely understand trust issues. Hell! I think he has his own trust issues or wouldnât be a loner and underground hero. He has students who have trauma in their past like Shoto has had dealing with his father, Endeavor.
â˘Aizawa would have a hand sign or a word that lets him know that you are hyper-sensitive about touch. You're having a day of PTSD flashbacks. That way, Shouta knows it's not something he did, but it is that kind of situation.
He would have a hand gesture that lets you know he still loves you..
â˘He may suggest getting you a sleeping bag of your own and you two snuggle(if you can) in it once to make a new, happy memory. Then, when mere touch is too difficult, you can get in the sleeping bag and de-sensitize your body to touch. If in the beginning maybe have your own place or bedroom in shared quarters, to help move past and start the healing process for you. Though he will check on you if you are having nightmares with a baby monitor.
May be a weighted blanket, too?
â˘You could sit on a couch at each end and just talk at first so that Aizawa can learn more about what triggers you have. He knows it will be hard to share, but please understand he canât be more helpful if he doesnât know something of your past pain.
â˘You and he could learn to cook together, but touch doesnât have to be part of it. Enjoying each otherâs company. Maybe you would enjoy having Aizawa read a favorite book so his voice becomes associated with being safe and also loved.
â˘Being an agoraphobe kinda hard no. He knows you canât hide from the world, so it would be short trips to places that give you happy memories. They wonât completely chase the ptsd ones away as one never forgets those but to ease the strength of the ptsd.
It helps remind you that you do deserve happiness..
âď¸â˘Vampire Hunter D
â˘For D, the touching part doesnât bother him as he generally doesnât like humans touching him, especially as they are under the influence of his aura and gorgeous features.
â˘The vampire hunter tends to be a loner, and due to the hatred of dhamphirs, most frontier towns want to kill him on the spot. If that doesnât cause trust issues, I am not sure what would happen in that case.
â˘I think for D, it would be a huge understanding of why you have trust issues. He has always been silent for the most part so not speaking for periods of time wouldnât bother him.
â˘D would show you the unusual places and the hidden locations that no one else probably knows about to create new memories and to explore at your rate of feeling safe.
You would have your own cyberhorse to give you distance as neededâŚ
â˘Finally D would play a flute he had carved and play it for you to soothe your nerves when it was safe to do so. He could also sing. Yet one rule is that he will never use his telepathy on you.
Your thoughts are yours..
đĄâ˘Vladcard: vivoide
The Impaler Prince alive wouldnât understand and tell you to knock it off so not going anywhere near that part of Alucardâs life and still breathing. Who had it worse isnât a contest but just opening up old wounds.
đˇâ˘Alucard the Vampire King
â˘Alucard is a tough one at first. He has been immortal for so long and often brushes off dangerous issues, let alone trust issues. Yet one day, if he had a nightmare, you could talk about how he has trust issues, too.
He might actually acknowledge the mistrust of people, too..
â˘The Unholy King would use some surface thought mind reading if he canât understand what the trigger is. Are you upset about a past situation, or is it with him?
â˘Being touched would be difficult because the blood sucker can go dis-solid. His shadows will keep you company across the room. Should you get in a bad disagreement, he may be the one avoiding touch.
Baskerville? Try to get as close as possible if you like animals.
Maybe a little bat in a corner so you know heâs there but not in your face, so to speak?
â˘I can see the Vampire King writing you love letters or poetry to show how much you mean to him. Alucard hums Romanian lullaby songs like the ones he did for his son when alive.
â˘But do remember the big three do make mistakes and may shake your trust, but never completely lose that trust like you had to do with others in the past. They will be reliable and not lie.
Well for Aizawa he doesnât tell lies to you but his students get the logical ruseâŚ
How to Rebuild Trust in 7 Steps | Psychology Today

@artsy-jandi @amikartest @three-of-crows @xhunniebunx
I love having a pillow/blanket nest, especially during the cold winter nights. I keep my head barely out enough so I don't smother myself with the weight. How would Alucard, Aizawa, D, and if you're still writing for Vlad/card, react to seeing their s/o buried under piles of blankets and surrounded by pillows? Maybe they even have some of their lover's clothing for extra comfort. I hope you're doing well and thanks so much for your time with writing your amazing asks/headcanons!
Pillow Pile & Some

đFirst offâŚthank you for letting me know! I have decided to include Vladcard as you mentioned and I added Dom Aizawa.
đˇâ˘Alucard
â˘Alucard is a tall, lanky bastard! You can't steal clothes from him..
â˘So his Pillows are the first in the pile up. Then your fuzzy/fluffy blanket (s).
â˘He has a warm sounding laugh when your eyes peek out from under the blankets. Your body wrapped around one of his pillows.
â˘Then a shadow tendril removes the blankets with a yank. Vampire King never gets tired of your shocked frown when he does that.
đĄâ˘Vladcard
â˘Vlad gauges how cold you are versus missing him. If you're wearing one of his linen shirts and snuggling one of his pillows, that you miss him.
â˘If burrowed away like a cat undercovers, then he will either start a fire or stoke the wood burning.
â˘A mischievous bordering on wicked smiles crosses his lips. He removes his shirt with a toss to a chair and begins at the end of the bed and moves under the blankets.
â˘Of course you move out of his way but there's no escape as strong arms grap you tightly.
đ
âŠď¸â˘Shouta Aizawa
â˘Ha! It will be you trying to get the blankets and pillows away from him!
â˘If you happen to have them, he moves them enough to get inside your pillow-blanket nest.
â˘Perhaps a lazy day off for both of you, two 'cats' snuggling under the pile of pillows and blankets.
đ
đŞ˘â˘Alpha Aizawa
â˘HmmâŚDom Aizawa first gives you the look of 'bad kitty".
â˘Then he begins to dismantle your nest until he finds an arm preferably an ankle to drag you to the edge of the bed.
â˘He just smirks all cocky, you are getting cold so you scramble to get snuggled up to him. Dom Aizawa is willing to warm you up for a price.
I leave the price up to you..
đ
âď¸â˘ Vampire Hunter D
â˘You are the reason he now has two traveler's coats so one can stay with you. His favorite item is his scarf and he accepts that it's not his anymore.
â˘Remember D doesn't live in one spot. He constantly travels the frontier and takes break for the cyborg horse.
â˘When able to get a room on the frontier, it's whatever blankets and pillows provided. You probably have a blanket that travels with you.
â˘You get to hear a soft sigh let out and you know D has a roguish smile..
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Heyhey, how do you think Alucard/Vladcard would react if his fem s/o asks him to do swords Training or combat Training at all like he had "in the good old Times?"
Alucard Shows off his Weapon skills to You

đGood question! I think Alucard being a flamboyant type of being, he would demonstrate his weapons proficiency. He was and still is a very proud former Voivode of his old country of Wallachia. His knowledge and skills were spoken highly of even by enemies.
â˘If you showed interest in swords, especially a rapier, he would gladly train you! He knew a few actresses who bucked the system of men and where deadly with a rapier. Of course a noble lady or two
â˘Some of his weapons skills would/ could have been: (Information courtesy of Corpus Draculianum on youtube)
â˘Ottoman Kilij sword which is a fast sword and used from horseback.
â˘German 15th century gothic sword


â˘German war axes
â˘German late gothic all metal mace. First mace could have been an Ottoman style mace.

â˘Now, this is where my alternative universe steps in. As stated in another ask on corsets, Vlad traveled to France during the French Revolution. He would have learned fencing and probably grew to love the elegant rapier.
â˘Imagine Alucard in tight white pants of the time, wielding a rapier, as his long ebony hair flows out with each turn, strike and parrying motion.
He might just have to 'fend' you off for but a moment to place the rapier down..


Kilij sword

Earthen Cannon balls

Corpus Draculianum



@amikartest @artsy-jandi @xhunniebunx
What would Alucard and Aizawa do if they saw their s/oâs nipples poking through their shirt?
This idea randomly popped up in my head but Iâm curious.
Are You Cold or Something Else Babe (2 for 1 special A Boys)

Oh nothing but trouble and more troubleâŚwith those cold nips and the A Guy's.
đŞ˘â˘Aizawa has keen eyes so he notices right away. A part of him is a gentleman so he would offer his coat but he puts it on you so his hands can grope a little. Maybe give a nip a quick erotic tug or roll his index finget over one.
If you make a comment or tell him to behave, he uses a line every time.
"What babe? I was just warming them upâŚ" he coyly smirks. "Time to cut 'whatever activity' shopping and so we can get home soon."
Good luck convincing him it's not time to go home...
And if you were being a brat then he's all hands on your breasts and definitely gives a tug on a nipple, nothing too painful just enough to know you're in trouble.
He also whispers what he plans to do to youâŚkitten.

đˇâ˘Alucard is a little different since he came a time long ago where undergarments would still show embarrassing tells. Often nips showing on a woman was truly from being cold and unable to warm up. Some areas of Hellsing manor are on low heating. His quarters are cool unless he turns the heat for you.
Then what he sees and starts to think it might not be you being cold. It's something even better. So he backs you into secretive spots not monitored or corners, his hand settles on each side of your head when he corners you.
"So are you really cold or just happy to see me, Dragule�" (honey-dear-etc.)
đŞ˘â˘đˇâ˘đŞ˘Worse Part with both Aizawa and Alucard:
The worst part is when you get out of the shower or like to be nude in private quarters and those inviting nipples pebble and become erect, hungry eyes watch you.
"Your nips are hard babe/dearâŚ"
"Huh? Must be cold is all," you respond.
"Oh it's not cold right now. You're horny and don't realize itâŚI know how to find which it is," said with a smirk.
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Hmmm...

@artsy-jandi @amikartest
Hi, so I have a... Unusual request
I'm not sure if anyone else also have this but I have this weird thing where I like to bite (not to the point of breaking the skin just a small nom) my friend and my partner when we play fight or when we just sit and watch something
I guess this is just my love language?
So now I wonder how would D, Aizawa and Alucard react to their S/o lightly bitting them on their shoulder, arm or maybe even finger just to say 'I love you' in their own weird way?
Nom, Nom, and Nom

đSome Comments (info on primal play):
First off, this isn't weird and can be appropriate, as it is an intimate expression of affection to those you feel the most safe and accepting. This is part of something called Primal Play and considered BDSM but it doesn't fit. It's completely not staged as there are certain rules as a Dom/sub. Primal Play allows you to express yourself in different forms of communication, not how society thinks you should.
Primal can lead to sex in which there isn't a Dom or sub but predator/prey and these roles can change instantly. Yet it can be nonsexual (some Dom/sub doesn't actually end in coitus some form.) The play fighting serves for us as it does for wolves, cats etc as forming bonds and keeping them. Times it's all about a couple âpuppyâ pile and you instantly know if your partner is not happy with you.
đAnd Alucard is the Grand Master of lip expression, which can be playful but usually a subtle form of a presence attack. You caught the âundeadâ pantherâs attention, and things don't look good for you, but you have to wait for death.
Will start in the order you mentioned in your ask:
âď¸â˘Vampire Hunter D
â˘At first, he would be a bit confused as this is not something he learned from his father, Sacred Ancestor. Biting is a sign of draining a human or making them suffer intense pain. He worries he might bite you too hard and harm you. Even being âromanticâ tends to get out of hand (or mouth?) quickly.
⢠And then he understands that you only ânibble-nom, nomâ on him, and it's probably his shoulder or the neck when being intimate. In private ânomâ a finger perhaps but not Lefty! Heâs a pervert and doesnât need any more ideas.
â˘After a few noms, D has a slight smile on his lips because only you do that to him..
đĽ˘â˘Shouta Aizawa
â˘From the standpoint of Japanese manners, this is a huge no-no in most situations.
ButâŚ
â˘Aizawa is a cat man and very skilled with his mouth when sexually pleasing you so ânom, nomsâ go without saying.
⢠He would highly prefer your playful bites in private so he can reciprocate love nips, back. He likes to leave dark marks on that pretty neck of yours but would not do it in public and not in a spot you can hide easily.
đŞ˘â˘Dom!izawa
â˘He is another side story! That's the truly one bratty behavior thing you will get away with as it's your most intimate show of affection. Though donât be tempted to ânomâ him in public.
naughty kittyâŚ
đˇâ˘Alucard Vampire King
â˘At first, he would think you meant it as foreplay and possibly embarrassed you. Then he would catch on that ânom nomâ means more than just coitus.
â˘In secret, he will have fewer shadow clothes on, so you have bare skin to contact with him. Nomming on his long fingers actually relaxes him instead of arousing his baser instincts.
â˘This in turn, would have Alucard ânommingâ but makes sure it doesnât inflict pain. He does joke around, and being so tall, he bends down with shark teeth filled mouth.
â˘That is unless you smack him in the belly and tell him to behave.
đĄâ˘Vladcard (breathing)
â˘Your ânommingâ is what sets you apart from the others! Once more a very private show of affection and naughty words whispered in your ear
He is just being playful..
https://www.kinkly.com/definition/12231/primal
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