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Eurylochus: OK normally I'm all for taking the route that risks the fewest men, but you're acting really erratic right now, so I'm taking command for all of our good.

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1 hour later

Eury: I'm hungry so I'm going to kill this cow. The sun gods cow. That belongs to Zeus' friend. Even though 11 ships sank because we ate a sheep owned by poseidon's son.

Odysseus: what the fuck eurylochus