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MAGIC INKTOBER Day 22 - Scratchy | Day 23 - Celestial
this is quite lovely! simpler recipes for a sweets-loving angelkin, mayhaps? <3
(clears throat)
MY TIME HAS COME
from one sweet-toothed angel to another, here are some of my favourite recipes and sweets!
angel delight - now, this isn’t a recipe. it’s a dessert mix that comes in little packets. but i love this stuff! it’s very fluffy and light! it might be tricky to find or slightly more pricey outside of the uk, but if you can get your hands on some, try adding sprinkles and strawberries (cut into heart shapes if you’re feeling fancy) or banana pieces to the finished dessert.
greek yoghurt with honey - ohhh. oHHHHHH. the joys of a simple bowl of green yoghurt with honey! the best part about this dessert to me is that you can add anything you want, really. this recipe uses walnuts, but if you don’t like walnuts (or just don’t want to use them), try banana, oats, berries, sultanas, plain pumpkin seeds, or other kinds of nuts!
warm milk - you don’t need a recipe for warm milk, but let me give you mine!
heat milk over the stove (not in the microwave). heat on medium-low until you can put a spoon in the pot and see steam rising off the milk when you lift it. do not let it boil!
while milk is heating, stir in a pinch of ground cardamom and/or pinch of nutmeg. you can play with the quantities here, and substitute spices for what’s on hand, so long as it is a spice that tastes good in desserts!
when the milk is done, turn off the heat and pour carefully into a mug.
add a generous swirl of honey and stir until it is dissolved. (personally i love lavender honey in warm milk, but any honey tastes just as good!)
sprinkle cinnamon on top and enjoy! if you heated the milk just right, it should be just the right temperature to drink right away!
of course, there are many, many ways to make warm milk, and many ways to enjoy it! so experiment and have fun! i think that adding a trace amount of almond flavouring and a small layer of frothed milk on top could really elevate this... mmmmmm.... (and since i love warm milk, here’s another recipe anyway). baklava - a little less simplistic, requiring baking and some prep, but still easy for even beginner bakers and with a nice, simple, sweet taste. rich, honeyed, dreamy baklava is probably one of my all-time favourite desserts. if baking it feels beyond you, you can order this at most greek and turkish restaurants! kunafeh - this has a similar taste to baklava, but it’s made with cheese. it also has rose, which i see as a very angelic flavour! it’s harder than the baklava recipe, because the ingredients are likely to be harder to source unless you are lucky enough to live near a mediterranean or middle eastern supermarket.
angel food cake - another baking recipe, the clue’s in the name when it comes to angel food cake! it’s light, airy, and feels like eating clouds! make sure to add a generous amount of strawberries! BONUS: white christmas martini - it’s sparkly, it’s shiny, it’s purely angelic! i haven’t tried this cocktail myself but i fully intend to once the winter holiday season hits. of course, this is very alcoholic, so not a drink for fledgelings! of-age angels only, ya hear? darn kids and their fancy dyed feathers and their BibliTok....
you can tell I'm an angel because I will sit there and worship you like you're the only person who has ever gazed upon me, simply out of not knowing what else to do.
The post about angel wings not needing to be purely white to be beautiful reminded me of a picture I LOVE
This pigeon is an angel
animalistic angels. angels with talons. angels with long, sharp horns. angels with gleaming eyes who's heads swivel like an owl in curiosity. angels with thrashing tails. carnivorous angels. angels who hunt. angels who talk in growls and purrs. animalistic angels <3
i think angels should get to chew on little chunks of blue radioactive glass like tic tacs
cer you’re keeping them so well fed... a little treat even if they can’t really chew
Illustration for May calendar on my Patreon! June calendar is now up
can someone eat an angel out
yes but you might get lost in the sauce
I just want a pipe organ to live inside ok
people were mentioning that pipeorgankind is sort of FULL VOLUME ALL THE TIME but like
lets take a look at what a pipe organ is and for the sake of argument and to nail the point home lets do it in all caps
A PIPE ORGAN IS A FUCKING INSTRUMENT LITERALLY THE SIZE OF A GOD DAMNED BUILDING
AN INSTRUMENT BUILT TO MAKE A SOUND THAT WHOLLY ENVELOPES YOU AND TRICKS YOU INTO THINKING YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY GOD.
DID YOU KNOW THEY DIDNT BUILD CATHEDRALS TO HOUSE GOD, NO THEY BUILT THEM TO FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING PIPE ORGANS.
PIPE ORGANS HAVE ONE VOLUME SETTING DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS IT IS ON
“THATS CUTE LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKIN PIPES” YOU MIGHT BE THINKING. “THATS PRETTY BIG” YOU MIGHT BE THINKING. WRONG. YOU’RE THINKING LIKE AN IDIOT. ITS FUCKING HUGE. A PIPE ORGAN IS LIKE A FUCKIN ICEBERG YOU SEE LIKE 10% OF THAT SHIT.
WANT PROOF? PIPE ORGANS DONT NEED PROOF. PIPE ORGANS DONT GIVE A FUCK.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU TOO BAD SO SAD PIPE ORGAN DOESNT CARE PIPE ORGAN DOES WHAT IT FUCKIN WANTS
AND IT WANTS TO BE AS LOUD AS HUMANLY FUCKING IMAGINABLE ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME.
DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS “THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN*” FOR YEARS SCHOLARS AND OTHER NERDS TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT ASTERISK WAS FOR BUT IM HERE TO TELL YOU I FOUND THE LONG LOST PAGE OF THE BIBLE AND IT SIMPLY STATES
*UNLESS YOU’RE A GOD-DAMNED PIPE ORGAN I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE MAN BE COOL
SO IF MY ORGAN MUSIC IS A LITTLE “LOUD” NOW YOU KNOW WHY
ITS GOT MY FAMILY MAN
SEND HELP SOMEBODY PL-
DISREGARD THAT, MORTALS
CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO PIPE ORGAN MUSIC
OR I WILL FIND YOU
divine vision
just realized i've never put this on tumblr. here is my oc theodor, busy with decorating monastery walls
[oc; please don't tag as your ocs or canon characters]
Jacob Wrestling with the Angel - Alexander Louis Leloir (1865)
“I have seen God face to face” (Gen. 32:30)
