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The Fentons' are now Jason favorite people for a couple reasons.
They drive B-Man crazy with there Himboness (even the women)
2. The way Danny is driving the Joker absolutely nuts with his "coincidental" avoidances.
3. Jason, who has made it one of his goals to drive Bruce to madness anyway possible, can absolutely tell all of them (except Jack) are faking it for the most part.
4. Jazz is totally his type (a tall, smart woman who can kick his ass).
Danny has gotten a high paying job! And he gets to work with a celebrity!
Danny gets a job as the Wayne's PA, and while working with Bruce, he notices something.
The dude's a ditz, for sure, but also.
Also...
He isn't.
Danny realizes it's an act, and that actual ditzyness from the professionals around him drive his new boss up a wall.
But Bruce can't actually point it out, or he reveals that he isn't as ditzy as they say.
Danny decides to have fun; with his powers, he can play an even bigger himbo than Bruce Wayne. (Intangibility will be sure to outplay the Prince of Gotham's clumsiness).
Every time he does his job well, he makes sure to do it in an oblivious fashion that seems like it's going to fail, but then works beautifully.
It's a lot of work, but...the subtle eye twitch of internalized rage? The forced exhale of a quiet, agonized scream of frustration? The sometimes subconscious clenching of the man's fist?
Fucking worth it.
Basically, Danny realizes he can antagonize the richest man in America and still not get fired; the fic.
do you "never get angry" or do you get angry in private so that you can pretend you're fine when you're in public
Dp x Dc prompt:
Ages-
Damian:11
Danny:16
Alfred:immortal
Everyone else: you decided
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When Damian told the rest of the family that he was bringing a friend over suddenly during breakfast, they were shocked. They’ve been trying to encourage Damian to be a kid an socialize. Damian has obviously been refusing to do so and saying how “he dose not need something as childish as friends, I was trained from a young age yada yada yada” and so on. So when he announced that he was bringing a fiend over, all the Wayne’s made sure they were present. Even Jason was there. So when they heard the car pull into the driveway announcing that Damian was back from school they all eagerly crowded by the door. What they were expecting was a normal student, maybe someone he met in his art club (that Dick definitely didn’t force insist that Damian join). What they weren’t expecting was for him to bring home a 16 year old, 5’2 emo twink who wears space cardigans no matter if they go with the outfit or not (spoiler alert they dont!).
And get this…kid dosen’t even go to Damian’s school, he picked the kid up near crime ally after he saw him feeding the raccoons and challenged Damian to a sward fight afterwards with a half eaten baguette! 
Couldve sworn ive seen you ask this past reblogs , but anyway
Jason is often characterized being mad / sufferring from Pit Rage , Jazz wants to go to college to get a Psychology Degree
Ergo: Anger Management
It has tentatively been called Hardcover Ship (book nerds unite!) in recent months tho
I know theres a whole ass Google Docs with MANY name combinations (Danny x Duke being called GhostLight i find oddly funny) but i cant find it yet
On a side note , i choose to believe in Jazzs pic there is a basketball JUST off frame
Is there a name for the Jason Jazz ship?
Because if there is not, I'd like to submit "Abs and azz" for peer review.
Does anyone know this artist to credit?
A fic idea came to me like a vision and I needed to make a meme out of it since I’m not sure if/when I’ll ever write it. Take it as a meme form of a writing prompt haha
(Dick/Nightwing has been flirting with Dan for MONTHS and Dan just HASN’T NOTICED)
Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice.
Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can.
Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there.
It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.
Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically.
It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood.
He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie.
“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?”
“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.
“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.”
“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.
“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty.
“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-”
“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-”
“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles.
“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word.
Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.
“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.”
And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home.
The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!
Consider.
After a while, he gets bored of doing these things on his own, or with just him and Dani.
So…
He brings in all his other friends!
Tucker is Pharaoh, an expert hacker that hacks and codes circles around Oracle and Cyborg. He’s also an the avatar for the Egyptian Gods and a reincarnated Egyptian demigod who can cast magic on par with Dr.Fate and Klarion.
His evil deeds include computer viruses that absolutely bug out systems but only destroy truly malicious information and minor luck curses on people who he feels deserve good or bad things!
Sam is Nightshade, a vocal activist and slight eco terrorist. I’m a sucker for Sam getting plant powers from Undergrowth. Maybe Danny dropped her off with Poison Ivy when he first brought her with him, and she learned a couple new things, like growing plants that are extinct in their dimension.
Her villainous behavior is destroying slaughter houses and freeing animals from cruelty and captivity. She also viciously tears into organizations that purposely ruin environmental health. This often has her branded as the second most dangerous. She also makes community gardens for the lower class and the homeless and creates little shelters out of bushes or trees.
Valerie (because Val knows in this universe, because I’m also a sucker for that) either took a page out of Danny’s book and goes by Gray, or maybe goes by Rage or something. Either way, she’s a combatist and martial artist on level with the Bats, and she lets people know it. She’s considered the most dangerous.
Val’s misdemeanors are generally beating the shit out of people, like criminals, abusers of children, abusers of power, and the occasional rapist she can get her hands on. She steals great sums of money from rich assholes to donate to charities and organizations that support a good cause. She finds jobs for struggling families and gets them interviews.
I like the idea of Dani working with Danny. They can be Fenton and Fenton, or maybe Fenton and Nightingale, because Danny’s family’s full last name is FentonNightingale.
Dani’s record is just light thieving of things rich assholes don’t need that she can give to people, or things that can be returned to their original owners for a reward, and she gives them to the homeless. Donates a lot of money and supplies to homeless shelters, too. Where she got those last things is not something she’s going to tell you!
(she stole them from Vlad)
Maybe Jazz, maybe as Bo (like Bo-staff), or Dr.Fenton, or Analysis, comes through sometimes. The first time was to yell at everyone else for running off without telling her and making her worry. Maybe she fires a bazooka to get people’s attention. This is probably where the heroes realize the crazy/ gremlin/imp like behavior is a family thing.
From there though, she occasionally comes through to aid in Danny and Dani’s escapades. She likes to Psychoanalyze heroes and villains alike, the Gotham Rouges and vigilantes are her favorite. She doesn’t do the Red Hood, though, because she likes to flirt with him and make him flustered. She steals his helmet for the singular purpose of seeing him blush when she flirts. She also tells him she knows who he is out of costume. Like, she followed him home once because she was interested in talking to him. And just saw. And maybe he likes her too, but can’t communicate this with words or actions outside of seeking her out and staying around her when he could leave, because he’s a Bat, The Bat’s don’t do communication.
Clockwork sees how stressed Danny is from trying to be the goodest boy and never do anything remotely bad that could turn him evil and thinks he may have overdone it. At this rate his panic over never doing anything evil is going to force him to emotionally burn out and stop caring. Then he'll turn evil anyway.
So Clocky does something that sounds completely ridiculous in theory. He scoops Danny up and drops him into a universe full of superheros and villains and tells him to "Do whatever you want. There will be no consequences for you." Then he leaves.
And just like that, Danny goes apeshit. He decides to do the one thing he always wanted to do but was too afraid to because he didn't want to be judged, or worse, forced to join his parents.
He becomes a supervillian. Not as Phantom, no. But as Fenton! He goes full super genius mad scientist and terrorizes whatever city he's in. The local superhero is being driven insane as Danny builds death rays, shrink rays, his own modified version of the GAV, ect.
The best part if that the local heros can never catch him for long and when he is caught he always escapes before he is transported to whatever facility they wanted him in. He always ends up back in his home dimension where he goes back to acting normal and no one from either human dimension or the Infinite Realms knows what he's up to (except the stop watch of course)
After a particularly fun day in which Danny highjacks all broadcasting services to teach everyone in the world how to make insulin at home so you didn't have to pay a ridiculous amount for necessary medication, the Justice League was now on his tail.
Danny just laughs, thinking there's no way they'd ever be able to arrest him. Little does he know some guy calling himself Batman is leading the mission and he has no intention of arresting him. Danny, much to his horror, becomes far to familiar with adoption papers. As in he keeps having to set them on fire.
TRENT IS NO SERVANT!!!
I absolutely hope Trent gets more than enough character development in the upcoming seventh season. His days as a college intern would be history, gain a new level of courage, and have all the freedom he truly deserves. As for Mandy, I anticipate that she displays character growth (more anger management and less raging behavior) especially around Trent.
-“Trent Goes Wild” (Season 6, Episode 16)
-“Totally Spies!” (c) Marathon Media
Oh but Imagine Where this could Go!! Picture this:
For Some Reason, Danny is in Gotham (Maybe his Parents Dragged him and Jazz to a Ghost/Tech Convention, Maybe Jazz Started Attending Gotham Uni/Working at Arkham, Maybe he’s there to Help the Spirit of Gotham Regain some Energy, Maybe he’s there to Fix/Get Rid of the Lazarus Pit Beneath Gotham (that’s a thing right?), Maybe he’s just on Vacation, whatever) and he Runs into Jason.
They do the Spiderman Pointing meme cause “Hey you’re Dead!” And for Jason the Pit has Calmed down to the point of almost being Gone and it’s the Best he’s felt in Years while for Danny it’s like hearing a Baby Crying cause Jason’s Core is So Young/Unfinished/Deformed/Corrupted.
So they go to one of Jason’s Safehouses, and Danny opens a Portal and Calls on one of his New Kryptonian Guards, let’s call him Qyv-Ral (pulled from this Generator), and Asks him to Escort Jason to Frostbite in the Far Frozen for Healing. He Also Tells him that he can Contact Danny to come back here and Open the Portal for their Return once Jason is Healed (how exactly is Writers Choice idk atm). Danny would have Gone With them but he has Something to do in Gotham. All Parties agree, the Portal is Opened, Jason and Qyv-Ral Go Through, Danny Closes the Portal, and the Goes about his Day. Bonus Points for if they Never Refer to Danny by Any Name, except for the Very End where Qyv-Ral says something along the lines of “Farewell my King”. Bonus Bonus Points for Danny sounding very Menacing out of context.
Meanwhile Superman, who has been Listening in since he heard the name of the Kryptonian Guard, is Very Stressed because Who is Letting The Worst of the Worst Kryptonian Criminals Loose on Earth? He Immediately Calls Batman because this is Happening in Gotham of all places and The Bat is Immediately on Red Alert. He contacts All the Birds. Cue Panic when Red Hood Doesn’t Respond, no matter who calls (he usually at least responds to Babs or Dick Sometimes). The Bats come to The Only Possibel Conclusion: Jason has been Kidnapped by this new “King” of the Criminal Kryptonians (they are Wrong. In his Excitement to be Rid of the Pit Madness once and For All, Jason just didn’t think to Tell Anyone what was going on, adding to the Belief that he’s been Kidnapped by a Rouge Kryptonian haha oops)
That’s all I’ve got. I could see this being Either Anger Management (Jazz/Jason) Or Reddead (Danny/Jason) depending on how it gets written out if someone chooses to do so. Speaking of Which, Feel Free to Continue this!!! Just Tag me when you do cause I wanna see how this goes!! Especially if you take it to AO3!
#12
Right, let's see... So, King Danny gets some housing complaints, some ghosts really are just spamming claims over non-ghost beings bothering them near their homes. So as the peacemaker he is, Danny simply goes there, a weird region of the Ghost zone really, they even named it differently because it wasn't green (among other odd quirks). He did find fun in the irony of it being called the "Phantom Zone". Anywho, the non-ghost beings there are obviously all the dangers the Justice League just doesn't deal with and dumps in that dimension. Staying in the Phantom zone for long enough (I'd say maybe a week) is sufficient enough for these beings to be considered "Infinite Realms" subjects despite not being dead. Like immigration or whatever. Dany, empathic enough due to the whole "stand out" and "odd ones out" mentality, takes all of them under his wing and in short adds them to his royal guard or other similar posts regarding their strengths.
So in short, you could say Danny was wrapped and gifted a bunch of Kryptonian soldiers for his already overpowered army.
May I add that the mentally deteriorating effects of the Phantom Region (as I'm calling it now) would probably affect the Kryptonians enough to view Danny as a divine savior after he pulled them out of madness and gave them purpose again? So they're probably very intense about their new positions and don't want to disappoint their king and grace in the slightest.