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I’d like to think that Regulus and James both adopted or had a child together.

AND THAT CHILD WOULD BE ME.

Regulus has low iron deficiency.

Don’t ask

I just know.

Regulus reading Sylvia Plath:

James reading Dr. Seuss beside him:

IMAGINE

Regulus and James adopting Harry, and teaching him both Spanish and French. Harry changes between languages to talk to either of his parents.

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(I used google translate, sorry to the people who are fluent.)

Harry talking to James: “¡Papá, quiero ir al mundo muggle y conseguir legos!”

Harry talking to Regulus: “Papa Regulus, pourquoi papa James t'appelle-t-il petite fille ?”

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Harry’s language when talking to Sirius:

Harry talking to Sirius: “Then Draco tells me I shouldn’t wear yellow because it isn’t my color? Then I said, that platinum blond don’t fit you either.”

*Harry also having hot pink sunglasses, a feather scarf, that he got from Sirius.*

Sirius nodding in agreement while painting Harry’s nails.: “You tell him baby.”

*Sirius also having the same exact outfit Harry has on.*

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Petition to make #marauderfans into a rainbow like the LGBTQIA tag.

Because face it, I’ve never met a straight marauders fan, and neither have you.

Autistic Luna, and autistic Reggie.

ADHD, Harry, and ADHD James.

Together, they all cancel each other out.

DO YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS?

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*Luna putting on noise canceling headphones on both her and Harry. Luna puts her head on Harry’s shoulder. This is the first time Harry’s thoughts have been quiet.*

*Meanwhile, across from them, James and Regulus are holding hands while James rants about whatever. Finally James calms down as Regulus starts to rub his hand.*

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Head cannon that Regulus as the godfather of Luna, babysits her every weekend so Harry and Luna grew up together.

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WHAT I THINK MARAUDER KINNIES ARE DOING ON VALENTINES DAY

(if you are not single and sad, this post is not for you. RUN ALONG NOW SWEETIE)

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Regulus kinnies.

I’m a Regulus kinnie myself, and all im doing to do is read books and pine after a person who only sees me as their friend. So im going to assume you’re doing the same.

You are also probably listening to Mistki while you look back at when you felt alive and young.

We need therapy.

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James Potter kinnies.

You’re probably making notes and cute little drawings for your friends, but you know deep down they’ll forget about you and get you some lousy lollipop or maybe even a heart drawing!

You cannot settle for the bare minimum.

You’re also probably falling for the slightest attention someone gives you, then you get heart broken in the end because you put too much of yourself in your relationship.

BACK AWAY FROM THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU DESERVE MORE.

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Sirius Black kinnies.

You and your best friend are the only ones who take this siriusly.

But the only reason you take it seriously is because you know how it feels to feel like a joke.

You’re looking at all these videos of these couples doing cute stuff while you’re sitting on the floor of your room wondering, why couldn’t i be like that? Then you’ll come to the conclusion that your parents made you like this.

PLEASE DONT FORGET TO DRINK WATER. I KNOW YOU FORGET TO.

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Remus Lupin kinnies.

You most definitely forgot it was Valentine’s Day and you slept in. Thankfully you set up your future in your head so you already know what you’re going to for your friends.

Please stop planning your future all in one night. Your brain cannot take this.

You’ll chug some caffeine and tell yourself, it’s just another day. Until you look around and see all these people in love. You go home and binge eat chocolate because you’re sad.

Then you fall asleep again as a coping mechanism.

SAVE THE CHOCOLATE FOR THE REST OF US PLEASE.

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Pandora Roiser kinnies

You guys are the sweetest people alive.

Too bad everyone takes that as a weakness.

You buy every one of your friends a cute little card and maybe some candy or flowers. All they do is utter a “thanks.” But you don’t mind right? ( you do) it’s tiring feeling like everyone looks down on you. So you’ll try your hardest, but will it ever be enough?

YOU GOT THIS SWEETIE, YOURE ENOUGH.

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Evan Roiser kinnies.

You guys are either toxic or chill.

Either way, you’re still not over that one person who ruined your life. Your friends are happy, so why aren’t you? Nothing is fair. You pretend to be happy on this day, eating chocolate, writing little hearts, laughing. But deep down, the lingering question is just, “why? Why would they do this? Why did i deserve that?” Maybe you’ll get your answer, maybe you won’t.

MY QUESTION FOR YOU IS, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE? EVERY EVAN KINNIE IS SO CUTE.

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Barty Crouch Jr kinnies

You guys probably are stalking your crush right now. You feel like you have to match personalities or stand out from the crowd for someone you like. So on valentines, you’ll find out specifically what your friends like and make a special card or gift for them. Then you play it off, saying “it’s nothing really.” We know damn well it’s not nothing. So when they say thank you, or give you the slightest praise, you get giddy inside.

DONT LOSE YOURSELF.

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These are just assumptions, so if I get these wrong, DO NOT COME AT ME MAN. THIS IS ME TRYING.

Future S/O: “So are you into Roleplay? *Wink wink*

Me: “Oh yes very much”

S/O: “Oh ;) what are you into?”

Me: “AMAZING QUESTION. How do you feel about being Regulus, the younger brother of the Black family, and after you cry about your parents, it turns into a steamy night.”

S/O: “WHAT-“

Me: “Or if you’re up to it, you can be a Remus Lupin, two nights before he turns into a werewolf, you need to lay off some steam… on me ;)”

S/O: “WHO-“

Me: “Or if you’re really kinky, you can be Barty Crouch Jr. after he has a fight with his dad. I offer to give you a distraction from it, you say yes and it turns into a long night ;)”

S/O: “who the fuck names their kid Barty.”

Headcannon: (Modern AU) when James doesn’t have quidditch, he sleeps in. So Regulus modifies his alarms for him.

James Potter is The smiths version of Please, Please, Please let me get what i want.

Regulus is the Deftones version of Please Please let me get what I want.

I SAID WHAT I SAID1

So……. I have been getting quite the popularity lately 😨

and im here to admit something 😔🎀

I haven’t read Crimson Rivers or Art Heist Baby, or any of the sad ones 😔

IM SORRY. But i have read multiple sad ass one shots, THAT COUNTS.

I lowkey want to film myself reading these fanfics.

SO, IF YOU SEE THIS POST, PLS GIVE ME FEEDBACK. (On if i should make videos of myself reading it) (and send in some recs for fanfics that made you sob until you felt like regulus drowning)

THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU.

Haunted by Taylor Swift, but it’s James perspective on Regulus breaking up with him because he got the dark mark.

THE MARAUDERS AS MY CONVOS FROM MY FRIENDS PART TWO

including Slytherin skittles and the girls

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Sirius: I’m about to kill myself

Regulus: Slay.

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*Sirius sending a picture of his hickeys from Remus.*

Peter: SOMEONES HUNGRY.

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James: Have you ever gotten a hickey? This is mostly for Sirius because he’s had the cream that goes inside.

Sirius: what.

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Regulus: James is more experienced than me. He’s had his first kiss. I, on the other hand, scream when someone touches me-

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Marlene texting the Marauders groupchat about Dorcas: well im gonna go to sleep. daily reminder i love my gf😝but goodnight🌚🫡

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Sirius: Are you with him?

Regulus: No we kiss as friends.

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Dorcas: I have lesbian hands

Marlene: send pics for research purposes pls.

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James: YOU 🫵 THINK 🙄 YOU 💃THE 🐺 SHIT 💩 BITCH 😜 YOU 😩 AINT 🙏 EVEN 💀 THE 🎀 FART 🗿

Regulus: oh.

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Regulus: I got a bottle of lube.

James: Wow! I’m starting to think Regulus isn’t a virgin.

*he says as he’s the one who took it.*

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Mary “fighting” with Lily and accidentally sending the wrong emoji : Just do it or I’ll shit on you 💇‍♀️

Lily: damn, scissoring.

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Dorcas sending a picture of lingerie

Marlene: Honka honka!!!

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Barty: If i say one more thing about murdering myself, im going on a grippy sock adventure!!!!

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James talking about a test with Sirius: Give me those answers now I have an F.

Sirius: nah bro i got an 0.5

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Remus: boycott school.

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Sirius talking about his dad: “Well maybe hes just-“ NO. HES A BITCH

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NOT MY USUAL POST BUT I JUST FELT LIKE POSTING ME YOU LNOW? (this is 2023 Bree 😔 the year she found out wolfstar was cannon.)

Get him back! But it’s rosekiller.

Currently crying, be ready for some sad ass poetry.

GUYS IM PANICKING

SIRIUS???????????

I’m sobbing

Lowkey, the only reason I want to be well known on the internet is because I want people to be amused at everything I do.

NOBODY IN MY FAMILY LIKES ME, BUT MAYBE YOU WILL.

MAKE BREE FAMOUS 2024

Drop some things in my ask box for make Bree famous 2024

ALSO, ILL LOVE YOU IF YOU PUT BOOK RECS <3

I’ll even try to record myself reading the book recommendations.

Astronomy but it’s the Black Brothers.

(besides the lyrics about teenage love 💀)