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Sources say if you listen to Adele and picture your favorite tragic queer couple you will burst out crying 😍
THE MARAUDERS AS MY CONVOS FROM MY FRIENDS PART TWO
including Slytherin skittles and the girls
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Sirius: I’m about to kill myself
Regulus: Slay.
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*Sirius sending a picture of his hickeys from Remus.*
Peter: SOMEONES HUNGRY.
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James: Have you ever gotten a hickey? This is mostly for Sirius because he’s had the cream that goes inside.
Sirius: what.
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Regulus: James is more experienced than me. He’s had his first kiss. I, on the other hand, scream when someone touches me-
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Marlene texting the Marauders groupchat about Dorcas: well im gonna go to sleep. daily reminder i love my gf😝but goodnight🌚🫡
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Sirius: Are you with him?
Regulus: No we kiss as friends.
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Dorcas: I have lesbian hands
Marlene: send pics for research purposes pls.
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James: YOU 🫵 THINK 🙄 YOU 💃THE 🐺 SHIT 💩 BITCH 😜 YOU 😩 AINT 🙏 EVEN 💀 THE 🎀 FART 🗿
Regulus: oh.
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Regulus: I got a bottle of lube.
James: Wow! I’m starting to think Regulus isn’t a virgin.
*he says as he’s the one who took it.*
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Mary “fighting” with Lily and accidentally sending the wrong emoji : Just do it or I’ll shit on you 💇♀️
Lily: damn, scissoring.
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Dorcas sending a picture of lingerie
Marlene: Honka honka!!!
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Barty: If i say one more thing about murdering myself, im going on a grippy sock adventure!!!!
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James talking about a test with Sirius: Give me those answers now I have an F.
Sirius: nah bro i got an 0.5
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Remus: boycott school.
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Sirius talking about his dad: “Well maybe hes just-“ NO. HES A BITCH
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Am i the only one who thinks Effie would be the energetic one
I see Monty as more calm, happy, likes tea.
Effie is more of a fire spirit, starts fires, and would most definitely scream and punch a wall when her team doesn’t win at quidditch.
Monty’s favorite children would be: Remus, Regulus, Evan, Pandora, and Mary
While Effie’s favorite child would be: Sirius, Barty, Marlene, Lily, Dorcas, and James.
Effie has a soft side for all her children though.
But they all prefer the side that teaches them where the secret places are in hogwarts so they can escape while doing a prank.
Monty is over here sighing and being in love with her
(She’s playing arrow roulette where she shoots an arrow up from the sky and you have to run before it hits you on its way back down. (Yes this is from grownups the movie))