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Ask Box Open!
Ask any of the Canadian provinces or Territories. Before they explode something.
YES HI HELLO THERE, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
Alberta: I'm Alberta Rose Williams (not a creative name, I know)
BC: Victoria Kirkland-Williams
Saskatchewan: *practically whispers* Samuil Braginsky-Williams
Manitoba: Hmph, it's Bernard Riel
Québec: Jacques Bonnefoy-Williams
Ontario: Ethan Kirkland-Williams
PEI: Charlotte Anne Williams!
Nunavut: Alasie Williams!
NW Territories: Eira Williams
Yukon Territories: Alexander Williams
Newfoundland & Labrador: Freya (just Freya)
Nova Scotia(NS): Scott (no current last name)
New Brunswick: (currently has no name)
Newfoundland: *knows this joke then realizes that it's spring but there is still snow outside*
Newfoundland: Do you mean a fridge? We don't use one, we just put all the food in the snow bank.
*joke voice*

Ello? Dude I need to tell you something.
*phone rings*

NB: I said it first!
NS: No way, I did! And I’m older!
*continues arguing*
Meanwhile…
What do you wish to say?
