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Aragorn: Ok I’ve been having a total Monday but decision’s finally made - we’re going to rescue Merry and Pippin.
Gimli: Aye! Shall we g-
Aragorn: We’re going to call ourselves The Three Hunters.
Legolas: Sounds rad. You ready?
Aragorn: Our motto is We Run! We Fight! We Love!
Gimli and Legolas: *brief eye contact* *blush*
Aragorn: Our song is “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You”
Gimli and Legolas: Should we just start or-
Aragorn: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVERRRR
shoutout to the og wife guy j.r.r. tolkien for making all of his male characters wife guys:
tom bombadil
aragorn
faramir
thranduil (okay the gem thing was a movie thing but still!!)
elrond
celeborn (i had to double check his name that’s how wife guy he is)
legolas gets honorary wife guy privileges (he snuck his “very good friend” into elf heaven i mean c’mon)
Imagine the reactions of the fellowship when Y/N took the blade for Frodo on Weathertop (Amon Sûl)
Elrond: My dear child you would have died. You do not possess the gift of immortality, must you be as reckless as you are? You are not of this world!
Y/N: *grinning* Nah she'll be right. I'm fine aren't I?
Legolas: *walks in* You look terrible. As you would after a near death experience.
Y/N: You call it a near death experience. I call it a vibe check from God.
Aragorn: *Bursts into laughter*
Gandalf: *Stares pointedly* Yes.. not of this world.
Legolas: *is visibly confused* Are we talking about her recklessness or her beauty?
Y/N: >_> Ummm anyways, when are we leaving?
Incorrect quotes #1
Boromir: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
Y/N: *whispers* Mad cause bad.
Legolas and Aragorn: *suppresses grins*
Incorrect quotes #2
Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep.
Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn: Neither does Y/N, what's your point.
Y/N: *Sarcastically* Oh no you got me!!
Imagine Y/N sitting at the council of Rivendell while everyone is arguing
Y/N: *quietly singing the McDonald's theme song*
Gandalf: I don't suppose you want to break this up for us?
Y/N *whispers* Nah, you and I both know that's Frodo's thing. Don't ruin his big moment.
Gandalf: Very well
20 seconds later
Frodo: I will take it!!
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins. As long as it is yours to bear.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you.. I will. You have my sword. *turns to Y/N*
Y/N: *whispers* Do I have to? Can't I stay here with the pretty elv-
Aragorn: *shoulders Y/N* Yes.
Y/N: *sighs* And I will follow, but only if I get to call Legolas and Gimli, Elsa and Anna.
Legolas: Again the young maiden speaks words that I do not understand. *Turns to Frodo* You have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all little one-
Y/N: *interrupts* Alright yadda yadda can we go? I didn't eat breakfast.
Imagine being in the mines of Moria with the fellowship.
Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No
Pippin: I think we are
Merry: *shushes him*
Y/N: Gandalf's thinking.
Frodo: *notices Gollum* Y/N, Gandalf! There's something down there.
Y/N: *turns to Gandalf* You wanna take this one?
Gandalf: *mutters* Not unless you wish to tell me the way.
Y/N: *grins* When in doubt Gandalf, when in doubt.
Turns to Frodo
Y/N: My dear, that would be Gollum.
Frodo: Gollum?
Y/N: Yes, I think he’s been following us for three days now. Probably set free from the dungeons of Barad-dûr. He wants what you carry upon your neck.
Frodo: The Ring?
Y/N: Yes, he will spend the rest of his life following where the ring goes, for he loves and hates the ring. Just as he loves and hates himself.
Gandalf: Sméagol’s story is quite a sad one.
Frodo: Sméagol?
Y/N: Yes, that was what he was called. Before the Ring found him, and drove him mad.
Frodo: Pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
Y/N: Pity? No my dear boy.
Gandalf: It was pity that stilled Bilbo’s hand.
Y/N: *grits her teeth* Many that live deserve death
Legolas and Gimli : *both look at Y/N and frown*
Gandalf: And some that that die, deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo?
Y/N: Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement dear one. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Gandalf: *narrows his eyes at Y/N before turning back to Frodo* My heart tells me there is still some part for Gollum to play whether for ill or for good.
Y/N: The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
Frodo: I wish the ring never came to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not up to them to decide.
Y/N: All we can do, is to decide what to do with the time that was given to us.
Gandalf: There are other forces at work in this world and out of it Frodo, *glances at Y/N* besides the will of evil.
Y/N: Bilbo was meant to find the ring, and therefore you were meant to carry it. *grins down at Frodo* Now isn't that an encouraging thought?
Gandalf: Ah its that way!
Merry: He’s remembered!
Gandalf and Y/N: No.
Gandalf: But the air doesn’t smell so foul down here.
Y/N: *grins at Gandalf* When in doubt my friends, follow your nose.
Legolas: I thought it was follow your heart.
Aragorn: As did I
Y/N: Now now my dear friends, your heart goes third and your nose goes second!
Legolas: *puzzled* Then what goes first?
Both grin and look at each other
Aragorn: Her stomach.
Y/N: My stomach.
Sam: Quite wise of you miss Y/N.
Y/N: Thank you Sam.
All walk through the tunnel.
Legolas: *to Aragorn* Do you know what Y/N likes to eat?
Aragorn: Anything that she can get her hands on. Why so curious Legolas.
Legolas: *hurriedly* Just want to know what fuels such a dwarf sized human.
Y/N: I heard that.
Hey!
I really liked the lightness of writing posts, I have the idea that I really liked the lightness of writing posts, I have the idea that y/n He saw legolas with his hair and only his boxer shorts and is now blackmailing him into giving it back.He saw legolas with his hair and only his boxer shorts and now he is blackmailing him into giving him back (y/n) His blanket in front of the team His blanket in front of the team?
I would be grateful❤️❤️❤️
Alrighty righty, I'll try my best! (this will probably come in the form of Incorrect quotes since this wont be cannon to my time line!
Legolas: Y/N my dear, it seems as though you've lost something.. *smirking as he holds out a pair of undergarments*
Y/N: ... Alright pretty boy what do you want for 'em
Legolas: *grins wider* Whatever makes you think you can bribe an elven prince?
Y/N: Cause i have a pretty face? Give it here Elsa- *lunges at Legolas's hand*
Legolas: *smiles and raises his hand higher* Nuh Uh, you must try harder than that Mellon Nîn.
Y/N: *frowns* Well in that case..
Y/N clambers on top Legolas with a grin
Legolas: *splutters* What on middle earth are you doing?
Y/N: Nothing *grinning*
While Legolas is flustered Y/N Takes back the piece of clothing from Legolas.
Y/N: Y'know, if you wanted me on you, you could have just asked me Ernil Nin.
Legolas: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
Y/N: Your words do not agree with the redness in your cheeks. Like I say so often. Try to hide your feelings better Mellon Nîn.
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Ernil Nîn= my prince I think
Imagine Y/N being there when Gandalf gets captured by the Balrog in the mines of Moria and Legolas comforts you.
Y/N: Gandalf they're running.
The goblins disperse
Boromir: What is this new evil.
Y/N: I fear that it is something worse is upon us.
Footsteps approach
Y/N and Gandalf: A Balrog.
Gandalf: A demon of the ancient world.
Y/N: And not a hot one either *mutters*
The fellowship: What?
Y/N: This foe is beyond any of you.
Gandalf: Run! Quickly!
The fellowship comes to a cliff and all stop before it.
Aragorn: Gandalf... Can you continue.
Gandalf: *looks at you and Aragorn* You must lead them on. The bridge is near.
Y/N: But I-
Gandalf: Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
They all climb down the stairs hurriedly but find a gap.
Legolas: Y/N! *gestures for you to jump*
Y/N: Gandalf first, then the little ones. Hurry!
One by one they get across while Gimli pauses.
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Y/N: I don't think you want to jump.
Gimli: *jumps and is caught by his beard* NOT THE BEARD.
Y/N: *smirks* Told you so.
Legolas pulls him up.
Y/N: Hurry Frodo! *throws Frodo to Legolas*
Y/N and Aragorn slide down the stairs as it collapses.
Gandalf: Over the bridge! Fly!
Y/N: Gandalf quickly! The bridge!
They reach the bridge and Gandalf stops.
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Frodo: Gandalf!
Y/N: No! *runs back to Gandalf*
Gandalf: Pethryn STAY.
Y/N reluctantly halts.
Gandalf: I am a servant of the Secret Fire. Wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you flame of Udûn!
The Balrog strikes Gandalf.
Gandalf: Go back to the shadows.
Balrog brings forth it's whip.
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Y/N: Gandalf do not linger! You must come!
Gandalf Stares into the abyss as the creature falls.
Y/N: NO! *she rushes forwards grasped by Aragorn and Legolas* Let me go. UNHAND ME. *struggles* GANDALF.
Boromir: No!
Frodo: GANDALF *Boromir holds him back*
Gandalf: Fly you fools!
Gandalf falls.
Frodo: No!
Boromir: Aragorn! We must move.
Aragorn and Legolas drag Y/N and they all exit the mines.
Y/N: I could have saved him. I could have pulled him up! Why did you stop me? Why didn't you let me-
Legolas pulls Y/N to his chest.
Legolas: We could not have you fall into fire and shadow too. Gandalf sacrificed for us so we must honour him by living.
Y/N: *shakes in anger* I could have helped him.
Aragorn: Then you know it was the path he had to take.
Y/N: *grits their teeth* But I do not have to like it.
Aragorn: Get them up.
Boromir: Give them a moment for pity's sake.
Y/N: *quietly* There is no time for pity.
Aragorn: By nightfall, these hills will be swarming with Orcs. We must reach the woods of Lothlórien.
Y/N: Quickly, get them up Boromir. Legolas help me.
Legolas: I'm sorry, I only wanted to make sure you were safe.
Y/N: It was not your fault. I bare you no ill will. Thank you Mellon nîn. For keeping me safe.
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Pethryn still means narrator!! hope u guys enjoy this, I haven't posted a LOTR one in a bit so ENJOYYY <3
GLASS: In all my 21 years of life. I have never regretted something as much as I am now doing Uni.
Legolas: What is it that you regret?
Y/N: Wait who is that?
Aragorn: That's GLASS. She's the writ-
GLASS: Um. Noone-
She slaps her hand over Aragorn's mouth.
Draco: Hey who's the short goblin over there?.
Harry: Don't be rude Malfoy.
Y/N: Oh sh*t.
Legolas: Why are they holding sticks.
Cedric: An Elf?
James Potter: Mate, you look like you haven't slept in days..
Sirius Black: He's right..
Harry: Dad?..
GLASS: I need a drink..
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Imagine you enter the woods of Lothlorien with the Fellowship.
Gimli: Stay close, young hobbits! They say a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf-Witch.
Y/N: *Smirks* Of terrible power?
Gimli: Tis no joke m'lady. All who look upon her fall under her spell.
Galadriel: *Telepathically* Frodo..
Gimli: And are never seen again.
Y/N: Do not fear little ones. We will keep you from harm.
Samwise: We should be saying that to you Y/N.
Galadriel: You're coming to us, is as the footsteps of doom.
Galadriel: *Telepathically* You bring great evil here. Ring bearer.
Sam: Mr Frodo?
Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
The elves of the Lothlórien woods appears with bows.
Y/N: *Unsurprised* Is that right?
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
Y/N: *Stifles a chuckle*
They walk to Lórien
Haldir: *In elvish* Well met, Legolas son of Thranduil.
Legolas: Our Fellowship stands in your debt. Haldir of Lórien.
Y/N: Yep, I love it when he speaks elvish. *She smiles down at the hobbits.*
Haldir: Ah, Aragorn of the Dúnedain. You are known to us.
Aragorn: Haldir..
Haldir: Pethryn.
Y/N: *Nods silently.*
Gimli: So much for the legendary courtesy of the Elves. Speak words we can all understand.
Y/N: *Grins* They are greeting eachother. Be patient my friend.
Haldir: *In the common tongue* We have not had dealings with the dwarves since the Dark Days.
Gimli: And you know what this Dwarf says to that? Ishkhaqwi ai duru- (I spit upon your gra-)
Y/N: *Stops Gimli with her hand and gentle taps his shoulder.* Now now Gimli.
Aragorn: That was not so courteous.
Haldir: *Turns to look at Frodo.* You bring great evil with you. You can go no further.
Aragorn: *In elvish* We need your protection, the road is fell. Please we need your support.
Legolas: Y/N, you understand Sindarin?
Y/N: What, me solving the riddle wasn't enough for you? *She grins*
Aragorn: *In Elvish* I wish we may come with you. The road is very dangerous Haldir.
Boromir: Gandalf's death was not in vain. Nor would he have you give up hope. You carry a heavy burden Frodo. Don't carry the weight of the dead.
Haldir: You will follow me.
They travel to Caras Galadhon.
Haldir: Caras Galadhon.
Y/N: The heart of Elvendom on earth.
Haldir: Realm of the Lord Celeborn and of Galadriel, Lady of Light.
Y/N: *Smirks to Aragorn.* I get to see the pretty elves again.
Aragorn: *Rolls his eyes*
Legolas: *Mutters* Am I not a pretty elf?
Y/N: *Laughs* You are the prettiest of all elves Miluir ("Lovely one" in Sindarin)
Legolas: *Gapes in surprise.*
Y/N: *Chuckles and walks away.*
Legolas: Wait! What did you just call me? Say it again!
Long live Elessar and Arwen, King and Queen of Gondor
“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone”
You know what? Fuck you! *horses your hunters*
trying something new to get better pics of my art
The 3 sillies!
See if you can guess who i drew first and who i drew last lol
i dont ship the 3 hunters as a polycule, but this is funny
I see things for the three hunters polycule sometimes where aragorn leaves to be with arwen. But what if arwen joins to be with aragorn? Anyway i just wanted to find a way to apply the 3 weed-smoking girlfriends to something i like.
i have seen 8 posts about butch lesbian aragorn. Keep up the good work, lesbians.