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The rest of the Justice League: I am fighting this fairly serious villain. He wants money and power. I must stop him and his conventionally armed goons.

Batman, stone faced: I am fighting Jellyfish-Gal and Wobbly Gang. They want to turn all of Gotham into jelly-based aquatic life and force the mayor to fund their biweekly tap dancing lessons. I must stop the Wobbly Gang from using their squid launchers to incapacitate people and take them for experimentation.

Gothamites during during pride month

Gothamite 1: Are we ever going to address the fact that Batman is homophobic?

Gothamite 2: Explain.

Gothamite 1: I mean, have you SEEN half of the criminals in this city? They should get a free pass during June. Be gay, do crimes all that.

Gothamite 2: I'm sorry, you think the Bat is straight? Have YOU seen him? He has too much flair and drama for a straight man not to mention the looks he gives Superman during Justice League related fights

Gothamite 1: You right. Gay on gay crime?

Gothamite 2: Gay on gay crime.

"Why doesn't Batman fight crime during the day?"

Correct answer: He is shown crime fighting during the day many times in comics and shows! He also does a lot of the lab analysis during non-patrol hours! It is also important to maintain his public image.

Funniest answer (and therefore correct one): Batman has made a public announcement that he only works at night and to 'pretty please' not do crime during the day to respect his time and sleep. All of his villains agree because they are evil not MONSTERS.