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What are friends for? | (m)
Pairing: Jungkook x reader x Taehyung
Genre: Crack.Smut. friends to lovers(?), pop essentially liubwnijlwkbc
Warnings: Smut. Ass eating, licking, fingering. Just a whole lot of oral (f receiving), masturbation. Mild dirty talk bc it could’ve been worse.
Words: 4k+
Summary: Taekook are your chaotic best friends and ask if they can try eating ass with you.
a/n: lmao yes i had a dream about this??? go figure. I just wrote this in a few hours so it’s probs not as good as my other smut but ofc, a light wank is never bad once in a while. let me know what u think!!
(eirbuirbnuir they’re so hot omfg)
“What the fuck did you guys want?” You’re almost gritting out between clenched teeth as you slam the door shut. Your chest is heaving, lungs trying to clasp in air as fast as they can because of the sprint you did to Taehyung and Jungkook’s apartment after their text that read “SOS” “EMERGENCY” from Jungkook and Taehyung respectively. You’d been stupid enough to set up this way of emergent communication when you’d all have met early in primary school. And now after more than a decade – old habits die hard. They’d sent you a text and even when your gut had told you so – you just knew– that it was for something stupid again. One time both of these imprudent fools had texted you the same words when they’d blown up their microwave by putting in tin of spaghetti in it. So to save themselves from starvation they’d texted you at around midnight. And slave to your habits you were – one text and here you were after taking a U-turn on your way back from a bad date and in a badmood.
God, how did boys even survive?
So here you were, standing in the kitchen while the two dumbasses you called – unfortunately – best friends stood in the kitchen arguing over something you didn’t care for probably, looking entirely not in an emergency. You probably were just needed to give opinions or fix something in their apartment.
“Fuck you bro! You said you were going to ask her!”
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Meeting Yeotan
Idol!au Taehyung x reader collegestudent!au Platonic
This is a drabble of how y/n (Tae’s friend) meets Yeotan by a over excited Tae.
Phone- messages
Tae 선배- y/n i need your help! Are you in class?
y/n- just finished in the library, what’s up??
Tae 선배- come to the dorm!
y/n- you ok?
Tae 선배- hurry!
I ran out of the library, and down to the bus so fast my heart didn’t calm until i made it to Tae’s dorm. I knocked on the door several times until Tae opened it “are you okay Taehyung 선배?”
“Did you bring it?”
“Bring what?”
“Your bag?”
“Yea, why?” i show my bag hanging off my shoulder falling at my hip.
“Let me see”
I looked at Tae confused but he held out his hand widening his eyes. “Okay” i give him my bag and he shuffles through it to pull out a dog whistle.
He hands me back my bag and runs back to his room leaving me standing at the door confused, i begin to boil with anger realizing Tae’s emergency was just… this.
“TAEHYUNNG!” i begin storming towards his room finding him sitting on the bed with the whistle half in his mouth
“Did you really call me and make me run here just for a whistle!?” i say fuming
“It’s not just a whistle-” he said turning towards me with a offended look on his face, “it’s a dog whistle i got for-” until he sees the steam coming from my ears as i death glare him.
“y/n are you mad at me?”
“Am. I. Mad. At. You?” i copy dramatically. “No tae i’m happy i am beyond happy, you called me here to- … (the dog appears in my view) Is that a dog?” my mood instantly changes as i see what Tae ran to his room for.
“Are you still going to kill me? *mumbles* (and you dropped honorifics)”
I ignore his presence and walk towards the dog with angry eyebrows. “And who are you?” i say in a baby voice.
“This is-” As i sit on the bed i push Tae off of it.
I death glare him… “did i ask you?” Tae shrivels in terror, i turn back towards the dog “aren’t you a cute Pomeranian”
Tae just backs up, as i play with the dog. His expression is shocked by my change in behavior while confused his dog was willing to play with me and that i liked the dog so much. In conclusion he was shooked.
“Hi cutie, you’re too cute to be with this weirdo.”
“Hey-”
I death glare him and he shuts up. After a couple of minutes of playing with the dog i’ve calmed down, i get up and walk towards Tae who was sitting in a chair across from me and the dog with a jealous expression. “So what’s his name?” the dog follows me.
“Me? You’re talking to me?” we meet in the middle of his room.
“Unless you don’t want me too” i brush off turning away
“His name is Yeotan, or Tannie, but you can call him my dog” i turn back and i pick up Tannie walking towards the bed.
“Okay MY Dog is really cute and sweet” i place him on the bed and play with him again but this time Tae joins.
“Hey that’s not what i meant!”
“I know what you meant. Anyways ”
Tae sighs dramatically “Yea, i’m actually surprised that he even let you touch him, but more than that, i thought you didn’t like dogs?”
“Well i don’t, (tae furrows his eyebrows) i don’t dislike dogs i just..” my face drops
Tae places a hand on my shoulder “Just what?”
“I don’t have a good history with dogs, they don’t end up well with me” i brush off again acting like i just don’t like em.. “Me and them don’t work”
“Tannie likes you though?”
“Liking me is different than living with me, plus i’m more of a cat person” i smile
“Well if you ever become more of a dog person you can always play with Tannie” Tae smiles rectangularly at me.
“Whatever. I’m am mad at you, why didn’t you just tell me you wanted me to come for a whistle? I really thought something was wrong”
“Oh, i’m sorry i just wanted to see you as soon as i could and i knew a whistle wasn’t a good enough reason.”
“Tae just don’t give me a heart attack again, seriously, i’ll kill you..”
Tae shrinks in fear then smiles and laughs while rubbing the back of his neck “yea i won’t i promise. But aren’t you glad you met Tannie, He is really cute”
“He has angry eyebrows”
Tae looks at me weird “whaaa?”
“Hahahaha i’ve got to go, see you later” i walk out his dorm laughing.