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This sounded like a nice AU, and I felt creative...
Izuku was almost always able to remain level headed despite heated situation, and subconsciously prided himself in it.
This day, however, was terrible, and he felt ready to let loose waterfalls of tears. He hasn't even began his way to the school and his day was ruined by series of unfortunate events.
Those "unfortunate events" began yesterday, when he stepped into a puddle and stained his favorite socks with oily black mud. One of his classmates "accidentally" spilled water on his notebook with hero analysis, which was now still drying. He also came home late and was forced to stay awake for too long to finish his homework.
So naturally, he felt half dead when his alarm clock started ringing this morning.
But the series of minor inconveniences was meant to continue.
He stubbed his toe twice and tripped three times while trying to get out of the bed, and put his school uniform inside out, which he hadn't noticed until his mom told him. And when he looked at the clock located on the kitchen wall, he was forced to grab his bag and run to the school, unless he wanted to be late.
He got into his classroom just in time, but on his way, he stomped into the same puddle as yesterday (which was conveniently located in front of school) and his shoelace untied so many times that he wanted to just throw it away. Or burn it.
School itself was almost same as always. Bakugou Katsuki, that little shit, started making fun of Izukus quirklessness once again, like usual. At least he didn't make fun of his notebook. Or try to throw it out of the window. Instead, after the last lesson ended, his entire bag got thrown out of the window.
Now, Izuku was quite used to similar occurrences, but the things that happened to him in the span of last two days were, for some unknown reason, pissing him off.
On his way out of school, he fished his bag out of small pond and, holding it in one hand, careful not to get his uniform wet. He almost passed the crowd of people who were watching one of the heroes apprehend a gang of robbers.
When Izuku spotted two of his classmates in the crowd, a lone thought crossed his mind. Those were the assholes who decided to throw his bag out of the window while Bakugou threatened him. Do they not deserve a simple, harmless inconvenience as well?
If they didn't deserve it... Well, too late. Izuku slipped into the crowd and reached into the bag of the first one, stealing his bottle and slipping it into the bag of the second one. He then stayed for a bit longer, watching the hero for about half a minute longer. Then he left, not a single sliver of guilt.
This continued. Izuku kept inconveniencing people, especially his bullies. They deserved it, in his opinion.
Half a year later, Izuku just kept on being petty. It no longer limited to just his classmates. He found joy in provoking the heroes, especially the ones who didn't know this city well, since it made it easier to run away.
As the time went on, he became something along the lines of... local villainous cryptid. He kept doing tiny crimes, things which were not really either legal or illegal, not getting caught once. It was funny, watching the reaction of his provocation.
Au where Deku is a villain, not because of Bakugou, not because of All Might, but because he just had a bad day, he stubbed his toe one time too many times, he stepped on a puddle wearing his favorite socks, he overslept and didn’t have time to eat breakfast today, etc.
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bakugo would definitely punch a Nazi, White Supremacist, Racist, Rapist, and the girl reading this <33
AND THEY WOUOLD THANK HIM
✨ BNHA CRACK ✨
What happens when Dekus dad returns?
This is gonna be straight word vomit. So buckle up and hold on to your hats Ladies,Gents,and the They’s cause here we GO!
What’s he gonna do when he comes home and realizes
Oh... My son has been practically adopted by All Might
He got into UA
Hes in the hero course
Befriended the number 2 hero’s son
He’s fought villains
Earned his provisional license
Did a work studies with both Night Eye AND Endeavor
Fought in a war
OH LETS NOT FORGET SOMEHOW HE GOT A QUIRK
AND OH YEAH HES CURRENTLY IN A COMA
I swear to fucking gods this man will have a whole mental breakdown
And then he’ll become this fucking meme
Honestly this poor man is gonna come home to straight fucking chaos
With little to no understanding as to what the bloody hell is going on
I hope Horikoshi introduces him
I’m sorry but I’ve been laughing about this for I don’t know how long anymore and I had to put it somewhere because none of my friends watch anime
I might do another post talking about Touya and Endeavor later but I still need to figure out my thoughts on that
SO ANYWHO
I do hope you enjoyed my chaos thoughts
Feel free to share your own thoughts or opinions
🍀 So have a wonderful evening/day and send out those good vibes 🍀
Bakugou: "tits or ass?"
Izuku, immediately, because he wasn't really listening: "their eyes..."
Look at his dumb little face I love him and I wanna squish him till he dies
When he goes under cover, he refuses to be called anything else but this.
@todoritos
Have you considered: TodoLowKey
Crack AU idea because it's dark outside, I'm sick, I didn't sleep properly for the all week and I'm under a lot of stress for the few next days. In conclusion I live in denial of all my duties.
Crack MHA AU
The LOV wants to do a good impression and kidnapped a Yuei's kid. Unfortunately that was Denki and it's end up with him being friend with Toga and Twice. Tomura eventually kicks him out because if he heard them singing "baby shark" one more time he's gonna disintegrate himself.
But he continues to come back and it's become a sort of weekly meeting where they play video games and other stuffs. Doesn't mean Denki is the traitor, he just hangs out with the LOV.
Eventually the Bakusquad getting curious and discover the all thing. They're first chocked because they believe Denki betrayed them but the LOV are just like "No don't worry it's just our walking-vines-mental-health-support hero." The Bakusquad joins the party and this is how the "Saturday night of peace" is born. No more fights or moral issues just games and a lot of bad movies and unhealthy food. Toga, Mina and Denki chat while doing their nails. Bakugou, Spinner and Tomura trying to destroy each other at Mario Kart. Kirishima being supportive with everybody and Dabi and Sero maybe smoking weed but we have no proves.
Gradually all the class joined the group (because let's be real they're all fucking curious problem kids). And even the ex-rooftop squad. Maybe Hawks accidentally walks in one day and he's like "Shit wtf" but anyway he joins the party because it's fun.
I don't really know how the interactions of everybody would look like. But I want Izuku and Tomura (because I like the headcanon where AFO is Izuku's dad) + Dabi and Shoto act like chaotic siblings. Iida and Tomura bonding over their hate for Stain "I tried to kill him once. -Well once I tried to annihilate an entire city because he was in. -Truly inspirational." (and they throw peanuts at Spinner when he's being a fanboy about Stain). I want the rooftop squad being reunited (maybe Kurogiri can start remember things from Oboro and become a sort of mixed version of the two?) and act like: Aizawa and Kuroboro are wine moms ; Nemuri and Magne are the jin aunt and Hizashi the mojito dad. Twice and Toga perfectly fit the chaos of the class 1A. Hawks acting like an embarrassing big brother for Tokoyami.
Did I mentioned Min*ta doesn't existing ? Well he doesn't exist lmao. At his place there's just Shinsou who was a little confused at first but now roll with it.
Toga asking Mina advices for flirting with Uraraka. Yuuga and Sako still manage to look like fucking top models in this hovel.
During the second year of the now class 2A they arrived at this conclusion: AFO is a son of bitch, the Comission are fucking bastards so let's do our own thing. So they process to take down AFO and the actual government with the help of Nedzu who followed all the things since the beginning and always wanted to take down the government.
~TRANSFER STUDENT AU IDEA~
Bakugou is from America he ends up transferring to UA back in America he went to public school so when he transfers to UA he has no idea what to expect and UA has just received a demon
✨bonus✨
Katsuki asks questions that traumatizes everyone else
Katsuki just casually talks about school shootings and bomb threats and it both scares the students and teachers
The teachers find it extremely concerning that Katsuki knows everything that’s happening with everyone they end up asking him about it and his only response is a shrug and a comment about needing to be in the know
He and denki bond over being the only two kids in 1-A that are fluent in English and the power they have is beautiful
He uses all kinds of slang that doesn’t make sense to anyone but denki
More misnamed quirks because there's no patient in the emergency im in,
Iida : turned the leggos to a train
Tsuyu: chemicals in the water turned the friggin frogs sentient
Sero : office supplies, but make it a superpower.
Mineta: ever see a quick that turn the entire person into a balls joke?
Mina : acid trip(ping hazard)
Mr. Compress: ever play marbles as a kid? Well, it's about to get real friggin traumatic.
Satou: sugar rush but make it fancy
Ayoama: i met a supervillain and all I got was this inconvenient quirk
Momo: I'm boutta make you study a lot of chemistry.
Endeavor: Anger from inside out.
