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You have no idea how happy that makes us fans; there is a reason this man has an entire scene dedicated to women trying to flirt with his dork-ass self! <3 <3 <3
i'm adding btas into my riddler roster omg i love him @riddle-me-ri has just graciously streamed all his episodes for me and i am OBSESSED off to update the request info now đź’š
TIME TO MAKE BTAS RIDDLER PROPAGANDA FOR THE MOST ADORABLE- I MEAN THE SILLIEST XD
We have our winners from the prelims and are moving onto the Silliest Guy Semifinals.
I speak nothing but the truth and my opinions-
I like to imagine when there's like playdates with the scarecrows and riddlers we've got them on leashes and they're socializing like dogs LMAO
Like I'm over here here and I've got Nolanverse and fear state with leashes Like "yeah man they don't bite, they're friendly" I am lying they do bite and they bite hard LMAO
As I said, playdates are my forte.
When you sent me this, I was overjoyed.
Bless you for giving me this evil task đź’™
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SILLIES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Happy Birthday to Best, Silliest little guys I know (even if it isn't technically Dano's birthday)
... I got bored
Was scrolling through @skye707 's art and got inspired XD
I'm curious the dynamics between all of them, who are besties wit each other and who absolutely despises one another
Alright, let's break it down.
Firstly, I wouldn't say that any of them hate each other. Annoy to the point of insanity, sure, but at the end of the day, they're all still Riddlers. No one else in the world understands what it's like to be them.
Now that that's out of the way, Gotham, Dano, and YJ will beat ZY senseless because he is annoying and an absolute jackass, just like any group of brothers would.
Dano and YJ are nearly inseparable. They both know what it's like to be overlooked, not just in intelligence and accolade, but as a person. So, they lift each other up and are all the better for it.
Gotham is the kid-wrangler. He's one of the kids, but he's not? Like the other kids are unpredictable, but Gotham functions like clockwork.
Believe it or not, ZY isn't actually trying to make anyone angry. He's just an absolute attention whore compared to the rest of the gang, and it really shows. But it's all just to get a reaction, like most stuff he does.
Now, the babyiest of babies: Unburied. Like, he's not expected to do anything but be silly, and somehow everyone loves him for it. He's just a little guy.
Arkham, BTAS, and BTAA honestly don't care much what the kids do, as long as they aren't breaking shit or creating a national crisis. Arkham keeps to his workshop and robots, BTAS is keeping the party rolling, and BTAA is busy planning his next amazing heist. They generally don't fight, and are more likely to be diplomatic. Unless, it's ZY.
Finally, let it be said. Telltale doesn't hate any of them. He's just got that classic Riddler complex of 'everyone is an idiot except me'. When looking through the lense of age, though, it makes his own past faults and successes so much more apparent. He sees himself in every single one of them, in a way that he may not be entirely comfortable with. However, again, in classic Riddler fashion, he can't let any of them see his true self, have to keep up the illusion.
So, he'll deflect with sarcasm, cruelty, and witty quips, hoping they get a better ending.
phew.
get it, got it, good.
I assume 66 riddler is dead so now I can't stop imagining 66 being the one who took arkham and telltale under his wing and pretty much raised him
He's the granddaddy of all silly Riddlers, so of course he gave them some pointers on how to get your riddle on.
Happy Belated Birthday to the one and only Frank Gorshin
OH, I'M LIVING FOR THIS XD
Imagine if all the Riddlers did a bodyswap with eachother- imagine the amount of chaos that occurs cause of it XD
this is why your uncle isn't allowed over.
and YJ is just so confused
ZY < - > BTAS
Oh my gosh, ZY is going to roll in the dirt just so that BTAS freaks out later
And BTAS is desperate to find him and save his perfectly tailored clothes from annihilation
Telltale < - > BTAA
BTAA is suddenly aware of and terrified by his own mortality. Like he knew common losers got old, but he feels the age in Telltale’s bones. He might start crying.
Telltale is just angry. He’s not even enjoying the return of a youthful body. It’s not his, and therefore it is inferior.
Unburied < - > Arkham
If BTAA is about to cry, Unburied already is. This body is awful and stinky and his head hurts. Why does Arkham live like this??
Arkham is practically unfazed. When y’all figure out how to fix it, come get him. Until then, he’ll be in the garage.
Gotham < - > Dano
Dano feels like…a tree. A big beautiful tree with perfectly trimmed hair and spotless glasses and clothes that were made for him.
Gotham feels…good? Wow that was unexpected, but Dano is a soft little guy. It’s nice to have such an unassuming frame.
Did the BTAS dork squad boys ever get to hang out in the end? When Edward was a little less...riddled with problems? (sorry not sorry ;])
I know we never get to see it in the show, but I hold strongly to the belief that the Dork Squad energy is strong in BTAS.
Has anyone asked what fem!riddlers would look like?
This is an excellent question and right up my alley, pal.
btw I am 100% convinced that ZY would perm their hair.
if btas riddler ever showed up with btas hatter, i know in my soul if btas “literally built a portal to another dimension” hatter ever met arkham “tried to fight batman in a mech” riddler those tech nerds would not be seen for DAYS. Its been 7 hours already and all the others can hear from the workshop is maniacal laughter and loud construction noises and everyone should be worried
Who knows what kind of nefarious crimes they could get up to?
I'm so fucking sorry in advanced because I'm at the whims of my silly little brain. Also the tags are going to be mega stupid BUT ENJOY
what's the preferred energy drink/gatorade/coffee flavor of each Riddler, or which category do they each prefer?
Gotta stay hydrated when you're busying conquering the world.
Unburied - Coffee, something sweet like a mocha frappuccino
ZY - Energy drink (and by energy drink I mean water that's been flavored with a power mix containing electrolytes, vitamins, etc.)
Dano - He drinks those instant caffeine shots, 5 Hour Energy and whatnot. Something that's very likely to send him into cardiac arrest one day.
YJ - Gatorade, and his preferred flavors are blue and green.
Gotham - Coffee and, when he can get it, tea. Three sugars, please and thank you.
BTAA - He's got an espresso machine that is always on and always working just as hard as he is.
Arkham - Stale coffee that's been sitting on his workbench for at least two days, but there's still some in there so he might as well drink it.
BTAS - Coffee and only coffe. Get that gross leaf water out of here.
Telltale - Tea and only tea. Get that gross bean water out of here.
pov: the riddler wants to ask you out on a date
riddleman into the riddleverse
Can you hear that? That KABOOM? yeah, that's me exploding.