Bts Incorrect Chats - Tumblr Posts
JinHit
Jin: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
TXT: Hyung, that’s not an award. That’s an angry letter from BigHit.
Jin *hanging it up in his room*: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award.
Yoongi: If anyone comments on your insecurities telling you to get rid of them, they're right. Get rid of them. You'll slowly work on your insecurities later.
Seokjin: If I punch myself and it hurts , does that make me stronger or weaker?
Jimin: Stronger
Jungkook: Weaker
Yoongi: An idiot
Jimin, texting: Hey sorry, I'm going to be a half an hour late.
Seokjin, forgot they had a meeting and still in bed: You always do this!
Seokjin: *carrying loads of groceries*
Namjoon: *reaches out to help*
Seokjin:*shifts all groceries to one hand and holds his hand*
Namjoon: That's not wha- Okay.
Jungkook: Nobody is perfect!
Namjoon: *walks into the room*
Jungkook:
Jungkook: There are exceptions
Kidnapper: *holding seokjin as hostage * Give us $10, 000 and we'll give him back.
Seokjin: *offended* You think I'm only worth $10, 000??!?
Kidnapper:wha-
Seokjin: *snatches the phone from the kidnapper's hand* Make that $1B!
Yoongi: HYUNG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jungkook: Truth or Dare
Hoseok: Truth
Jungkook: What's your credit card pin?
Hoseok: Dare
Jungkook: Tell me your credit card pin
Bighit: Di
ARMY: Di
Bighit: ony
ARMY: ony
Bighit: sus
ARMY: sus
Bighit: Dionysus
ARMY: Dinosaur
Namjoon: What would you do if you weren't an idol?
Jungkook: I'd be a genetic research and eliminate all cancers
Namjoon: Ohh that's soo swee-
Jungkook: Yeah and then I'll move to Libras
BTS: Jin Hyung, can you take out the trash
Seokjin: *grabbing car keys* Sure where do you want to go?
